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79
Days survived
175
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
105
🗺️ Km traveled
27
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
92
🍳 Meals cooked
13
🪤 Traps built
61
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
42 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Nelson Mandela spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Horatio Nelson nodded without a word. Superman cracked their knuckles. Julius Erving opened their first aid kit. Rasmus Munk pulled a camping stove from their bag. Demis Hassabis pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Donald Trump looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
Julius Erving threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-4
1
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📍 Portobello Road. Antiques smashed. Horatio Nelson: "One man's trash is another zombie's... trash."
0
3
🌍
Day 3: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Demis Hassabis must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
3
🌍
Day 3: Superman spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
3
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Julius Erving uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
4
🎒
Demis Hassabis weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
5
💀
Julius Erving confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
5
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Julius Erving
has died
11
🎒
Nelson Mandela throws their dart which sticks into the wall 2 meters from the zombie.
-3
15
Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
18
🌍
Day 18: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Superman must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
19
🎒
Rasmus Munk shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
20
🌍
Day 20: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Superman must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
21
💀
Donald Trump dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
21
💀
Donald Trump
has died
23
🎒
Nelson Mandela detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
23
🎒
Horatio Nelson cuts up a pizza found in an abandoned restaurant with their cutter. Priorities.
+4
24
🌍
Day 24: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Superman must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
24
Horatio Nelson commandeers a makeshift vessel and establishes an unsinkable zombie-proof floating fortress.
+1
26
🌍
Day 26: Horatio Nelson sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
29
💀
Horatio Nelson puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
29
💀
Horatio Nelson
has died
33
🎒
Nelson Mandela catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
36
🌍
Day 36: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Demis Hassabis must improvise a crossing.
+9
37
🎒
Superman bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
37
Rasmus Munk transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
43
🌍
Day 43: Demis Hassabis finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
44
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Nelson Mandela ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
44
💀
Nelson Mandela
has died
46
🌍
Day 46: Rasmus Munk negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
46
📌
📍 London Eye. Capsules sway empty. Superman: "The view's gone downhill."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: Rats invade the grain storage. Rasmus Munk must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
49
Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
51
🎒
Superman discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
52
🎒
Rasmus Munk sweeps a zombie with their broom. The zombie doesn't even fall.
-3
54
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Rasmus Munk dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
54
💀
Rasmus Munk
has died
55
🌍
Day 55: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Demis Hassabis must create a monumental distraction.
-18
61
Demis Hassabis calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
63
🎒
Superman leaves banana peels everywhere like in Mario Kart.
+3
64
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Day 64: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Superman must find an alternative approach.
+5
64
🎒
Demis Hassabis hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
65
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Demis Hassabis dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
65
💀
Demis Hassabis
has died
71
🌍
Day 71: Superman recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
72
Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
74
🌍
Day 74: Superman is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
79
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Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
79
💀
Superman
has died

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