☠️
160
Days survived
455
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
307
🗺️ Km traveled
50
👑 Decisions
42
🩺 Rescues
201
🍳 Meals cooked
29
🪤 Traps built
110
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Barry Allen, Chris Kyle, Anna Qabale Duba, Gordon Ramsay, Mark Zuckerberg, and Stephen Hawking found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Obi-Wan Kenobi screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Chris Kyle pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Anna Qabale Duba ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Mark Zuckerberg cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Barry Allen found the stairs to the roof. Stephen Hawking was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Failure - Stephen Hawking fails to escape while busy writing 'Chapter 47: How I Almost Got Eaten'
+2
1
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📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Barry Allen: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
2
🎒
Chris Kyle can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
5
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Day 5: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Barry Allen must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
5
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Day 5: Chris Kyle has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
6
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Success - Stephen Hawking perfectly documents the escape route and saves the group thanks to detailed notes
+2
7
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Barry Allen blinds a group of zombies with his fire extinguisher foam then knocks them out with it.
+5
10
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Mark Zuckerberg (42 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
11
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Stephen Hawking ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
11
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Stephen Hawking
has died
14
⚡
Mark Zuckerberg hacks an abandoned security system and gets the neighborhood cameras back online. Zombies now have their own reality show.
+3
19
🎂
Chris Kyle (39 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
20
🎒
Gordon Ramsay wraps the whip around their own neck while attempting a complex move.
-5
22
🌍
Day 22: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Barry Allen must improvise.
+11
26
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Day 26: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Barry Allen must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
26
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Mark Zuckerberg navigates the rough terrain obstacles without problem thanks to the mountain bike. Zombies get stuck behind.
+7
29
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Quirky: Chris Kyle carves little crosses on the rifle stock. At the 100th zombie, they start drawing stars.
+2
30
💀
Mark Zuckerberg drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Mark Zuckerberg doesn't.
30
💀
Mark Zuckerberg
has died
31
🎒
Obi-Wan Kenobi bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
39
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Failure: Obi-Wan Kenobi refuses to fight an 'unarmed' zombie by code of honor. The zombie has no such scruples.
+2
44
🎒
Barry Allen puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
46
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Day 46: Anna Qabale Duba mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
46
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📍 Empire State Building observation deck. Barry Allen sees the burning city. "Hell of a view."
0
49
🌍
Day 49: Water supplies are running low. Gordon Ramsay must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
52
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
55
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Poetic Death: Anna Qabale Duba dies contaminated in hot zone during data collection. His final epidemiological curves transmitted by radio. Sacrifice for data.
55
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Anna Qabale Duba
has died
57
🎒
Obi-Wan Kenobi is convinced their sacrificial dagger is cursed and refuses to let it go.
+2
60
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Success: Obi-Wan Kenobi charges the horde in makeshift armor, shield forward. Zombies recoil from the impact. Honor intact.
+2
65
🌍
Day 65: Gordon Ramsay finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
66
🎒
Obi-Wan Kenobi runs out of coal for the locomotive. The train slows down and zombies catch up to the convoy.
-6
68
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Day 68: Barry Allen steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
78
⚡
Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
87
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Poetic Death: Chris Kyle dies in their sniper's nest, scope still to the eye. The last bullet hit its target.
87
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Chris Kyle
has died
89
🌍
Day 89: Gordon Ramsay finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
91
📌
📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Barry Allen: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
94
🌍
Day 94: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Barry Allen must face it.
+12
95
⚡
Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
98
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
100
🎒
Gordon Ramsay burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
106
🎒
Gordon Ramsay rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
113
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
113
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
116
🌍
Day 116: Barry Allen finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
118
🎒
Barry Allen uses the food truck to lure zombies with the smell of frying then accelerates. Perfect olfactory trap!
+7
119
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Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
121
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Quirky: Obi-Wan Kenobi knights a camp child with a wooden sword. The ceremony is equally ridiculous and touching.
+2
128
🌍
Day 128: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Barry Allen leads the last defense.
+13
130
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Obi-Wan Kenobi attempts a ritual with their sacrificial dagger and accidentally summons even more zombies.
130
💀
Obi-Wan Kenobi
has died
133
🌍
Day 133: Barry Allen discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
136
🌍
Day 136: Barry Allen recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
136
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Barry Allen: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
154
🌍
Day 154: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Barry Allen takes command of the evacuation.
+11
160
💀
Barry Allen blows up the food truck's gas tank while lighting the grill. Well-done burger.
160
💀
Barry Allen
has died
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