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127
Days survived
254
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
201
🗺️ Km traveled
45
👑 Decisions
22
🩺 Rescues
230
🍳 Meals cooked
20
🪤 Traps built
155
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
50 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Adolf Hitler was woken by screams. Vladimir Putin by silence, which is worse. Joseph Stalin didn't sleep at all. Jeffrey Epstein was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Osama bin Laden was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Charlie Kirk heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Day 1: Joseph Stalin loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
1
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Day 1: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Gordon Ramsay takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
1
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Osama bin Laden presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
1
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Jeffrey Epstein cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
1
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Unusual: Osama bin Laden builds a sewer system so sophisticated that zombies use it as an access tunnel. Engineering serving the enemy. Unintentionally.
+3
1
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
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Charlie Kirk converts their anti-NWO bunker into a shelter... but only opens to the 'awakened'
1
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Charlie Kirk
has died
1
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Osama bin Laden: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
3
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Day 3: It's raining frogs. Literally. Adolf Hitler doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
4
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Joseph Stalin fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
5
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Jeffrey Epstein transforms their luxury bunker into a shelter (spoiler: bad idea)
+2
11
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Jeffrey Epstein races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
17
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Day 17: Adolf Hitler recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
18
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Vladimir Putin performs a backflip to dodge a zombie horde
+4
21
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
21
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
22
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Adolf Hitler launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Adolf Hitler!'
+2
31
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Vladimir Putin improvises vehicle stunts to escape the undead
+4
34
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Adolf Hitler uses empty beer bottles to create a perimeter alarm system. Guaranteed clinking.
+5
39
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Day 39: Vladimir Putin falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
39
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Joseph Stalin throws their dart which sticks into the wall 2 meters from the zombie.
-3
44
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Day 44: Gordon Ramsay forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
46
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📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Vladimir Putin: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
52
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Adolf Hitler dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
52
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Adolf Hitler
has died
54
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Vladimir Putin cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
54
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Failure: Osama bin Laden miscalculates the load on the new dormitory floor. It collapses at 3 AM. 40 survivors wake up in free fall. Nobody is happy.
+3
56
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Day 56: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Joseph Stalin must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
58
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Joseph Stalin recruits survivors for their anti-zombie guerrilla
+2
59
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Day 59: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Vladimir Putin must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
59
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Gordon Ramsay offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
68
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Joseph Stalin chases their hen in the middle of the night without a flashlight and falls into a ditch full of crawling zombies.
68
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Joseph Stalin
has died
70
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Day 70: Gas leak detected in the main building. Osama bin Laden must intervene quickly.
+5
73
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Vladimir Putin uses stunt falling techniques to absorb the impact of a 3rd floor jump
+4
74
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Osama bin Laden shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
74
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
78
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Gordon Ramsay accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
79
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Day 79: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Vladimir Putin must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
88
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
88
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
89
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Vladimir Putin gets a flat tire on a zombie bone. Hard to find a repair shop in the middle of an apocalypse.
-4
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Osama bin Laden: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
102
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Day 102: A violent storm approaches. Osama bin Laden must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
103
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Osama bin Laden loads the supply cart and crosses the forest on a path the zombies don't know.
+6
104
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Success: Osama bin Laden designs a retractable bridge over the moat that raises in 30 seconds. Zombies fall into the void. The camp has a drawbridge worthy of Middle Ages 2.0.
+3
108
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Day 108: Osama bin Laden recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
108
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Osama bin Laden is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
109
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Poetic Death: Osama bin Laden dies buried in the collapse of the tunnel he was digging. His plan was perfect. The ground wasn't. The engineer joins his foundations.
109
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Osama bin Laden
has died
114
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Day 114: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Vladimir Putin must create a monumental distraction.
-18
117
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Vladimir Putin throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
123
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Day 123: Vladimir Putin tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
124
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Vladimir Putin is 74 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
127
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Vladimir Putin chains tactical rolls like in a B-action movie
127
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Vladimir Putin
has died
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