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104
Days survived
205
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
178
🗺️ Km traveled
36
👑 Decisions
28
🩺 Rescues
180
🍳 Meals cooked
21
🪤 Traps built
141
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Goku, Wally West, Godzilla, Jesus Christ, Sanji, Iron Man, and Jeffrey Epstein found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Goku screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Godzilla pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Jesus Christ ran to the pharmacy aisle. Sanji emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Iron Man cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Wally West found the stairs to the roof. Jeffrey Epstein was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Jesus Christ must improvise.
+11
1
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📍 Fifth Avenue. Smashed storefronts. Jeffrey Epstein: "Black Friday got dark this year."
0
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Godzilla uses empty beer bottles to create a perimeter alarm system. Guaranteed clinking.
+5
3
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Jesus Christ is convinced their sacrificial dagger is cursed and refuses to let it go.
+2
3
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Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
4
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Day 4: Jesus Christ encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
5
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Godzilla throws a beer bottle at a zombie and misses. The bottle bounces off a wall and hits them in the head.
5
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Godzilla
has died
8
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Jeffrey Epstein hits a zombie right between the eyes with a stone from their slingshot.
+4
11
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Wally West uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
13
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Iron Man hurls bowling balls from the hot air balloon at zombies. Aerial strike!
+4
17
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Day 17: Goku uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
23
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Day 23: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Jeffrey Epstein must extract them.
+10
24
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Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
24
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
31
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Jesus Christ puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
32
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Day 32: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Sanji takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
36
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Wally West plants his scissors in a zombie's temple with a swift and deadly gesture.
+4
38
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Day 38: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Wally West must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
38
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
41
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Goku drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Goku doesn't.
41
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Goku
has died
42
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Wally West bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
44
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+3
45
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Day 45: Rats invade the grain storage. Sanji must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
46
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📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Wally West: "Downward dog, dead dog."
0
47
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Wally West uses the skateboard as a cutting board to prepare a sandwich mid-escape.
+2
48
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Day 48: Sanji eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
51
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
51
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Jesus Christ
has died
54
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Day 54: Wally West finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
55
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Day 55: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Iron Man must supervise repairs.
+4
66
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Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
68
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Sanji detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
68
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Sanji slips on an oil puddle while on scooter and ends up in a nettle bush.
-4
69
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Wally West wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
69
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Wally West
has died
81
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Day 81: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Iron Man must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
84
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Day 84: The camp cook has gone missing. Sanji must feed 50 people with what's left.
+7
87
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
88
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Iron Man opens all the zoo cages with his crowbar. Now there are lions too.
+2
89
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Sanji slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
90
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Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
90
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Iron Man
has died
91
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Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Sanji: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
96
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Day 96: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Sanji is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
-15
97
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Day 97: Sanji uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
104
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Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
104
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Sanji
has died
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