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5
Days survived
1
Zombies killed
0/1
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
1
🗺️ Km traveled
1
👑 Decisions
1
🩺 Rescues
6
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
13 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and Jeffrey Epstein found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Jeffrey Epstein screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Jeffrey Epstein pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Jeffrey Epstein ran to the pharmacy aisle. Jeffrey Epstein emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Jeffrey Epstein cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Jeffrey Epstein found the stairs to the roof. Jeffrey Epstein was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
🌍
Day 1: Jeffrey Epstein drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
1
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein speeds off on the aero-bike and leaves the zombies in a cloud of futuristic dust.
+8
1
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+3
1
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Jeffrey Epstein: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
2
🌍
Day 1: Jeffrey Epstein crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
2
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein transforms their luxury bunker into a shelter (spoiler: bad idea)
+3
3
🌍
Day 3: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Jeffrey Epstein must navigate blind.
-18
4
🌍
Day 3: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Jeffrey Epstein must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
4
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein has exhausted all shurikens and starts throwing coasters instead.
+2
4
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
4
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
+3
4
🎂
Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
5
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Jeffrey Epstein reaches such speed on the aero-bike that the wind tears off the helmet. And the rest.
5
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
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