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48
Days survived
77
Zombies killed
0/6
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
59
🗺️ Km traveled
12
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
51
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
37
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
24 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Bad Bunny was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, IShowSpeed and Shaquille O'Neal had barricaded the entrances. Gordon Ramsay was already treating the first injuries. Bob the Builder found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Kai Cenat rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Bad Bunny... Bad Bunny just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: Gordon Ramsay uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
1
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
1
🎂
Kai Cenat (22 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
🎂
Shaquille O'Neal is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
💀
Bob the Builder composes 'The Depressed Survivor's Ballad'
1
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Bob the Builder
has died
1
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📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Gordon Ramsay: "Finally, a bear market."
0
8
🌍
Day 8: Kai Cenat encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
9
Kai Cenat comments on the situation like a survival let's play
+4
12
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Kai Cenat attempts an IRL apocalypse stream with their dead phone
12
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Kai Cenat
has died
13
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Day 13: A flu epidemic hits the camp. IShowSpeed must treat everyone with limited resources.
-15
13
Bad Bunny motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
21
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IShowSpeed distracts zombies by rapping their life story
21
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IShowSpeed
has died
24
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Day 24: Bad Bunny catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
30
Bad Bunny raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
32
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Bad Bunny is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
32
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Bad Bunny
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Gordon Ramsay takes time to admire it.
-3
35
Shaquille O'Neal lands a perfect high kick... zombie head pops clean off and rolls away. Technical victory, but gross as hell.
+4
39
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
39
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
40
Shaquille O'Neal teaches survivors hand-to-hand combat. Lesson one: low kicks. First result: zombie shinbone snapped like a twig.
+4
41
🌍
Day 41: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Shaquille O'Neal must adapt the defense.
-18
42
Shaquille O'Neal takes out three zombies bare-handed with brutal elbows and knees. Like Rocky vs. the undead, minus the eye of the tiger.
+4
46
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Day 46: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Shaquille O'Neal must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
-22
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Shaquille O'Neal: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
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Shaquille O'Neal dies standing, fists up, still in fighting stance. Final bell rang, but this ring had no ropes to lean on.
48
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Shaquille O'Neal
has died

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