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20
Days survived
17
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
18
🗺️ Km traveled
4
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
7
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
11
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Chris Pratt, Legolas, Hulk, Thanos, Stephen Curry, Iron Man, and Stephen Hawking found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Chris Pratt screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Hulk pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Thanos ran to the pharmacy aisle. Stephen Curry emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Iron Man cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Legolas found the stairs to the roof. Stephen Hawking was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Iron Man must repair.
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Hulk calculates the optimal escape trajectory accounting for wind, terrain, and zombie velocity. Deadly precision.
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Stephen Curry (38 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
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Stephen Hawking is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Legolas: "Christmas is cancelled."
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2
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Thanos dies standing, refusing to kneel before the horde. Empire falls, but hey - at least they looked badass doing it.
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Thanos
has died
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Day 3: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Stephen Curry must face it.
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Stephen Curry threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-4
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Stephen Curry slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
4
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Stephen Curry
has died
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Failure - Stephen Hawking fails to escape while busy writing 'Chapter 47: How I Almost Got Eaten'
+2
6
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Day 6: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Stephen Hawking finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
7
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Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while writing the last sentence: 'And that's how my story end...'
7
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Stephen Hawking
has died
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Legolas shoots an arrow that bounces off a zombie skull and punctures an ally's food bag. Beans everywhere. Zombie incoming. Epic fail.
+1
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Day 11: Hulk opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
12
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Hulk dies scribbling an equation in the dirt. The formula's incomplete. Camp physicists will debate the ending forever.
12
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Hulk
has died
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Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
14
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Day 14: Iron Man discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
15
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Legolas runs out of arrows, overwhelmed by the horde. Final shot with a knife-tipped arrow nails the alpha zombie center mass. Out of ammo, out of luck.
15
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Legolas
has died
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Day 16: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Chris Pratt must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
16
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Unusual - Chris Pratt gives acting lessons to zombies who now groan with more emotion
+3
17
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Poetic death - Chris Pratt dies reciting Hamlet, zombies applaud before devouring them
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Chris Pratt
has died
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Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
18
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Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
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Day 19: Iron Man has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
19
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Day 19: Iron Man discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
-8
20
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Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
20
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Iron Man
has died
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