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34
Days survived
44
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
30
🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
3
🩺 Rescues
21
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
20
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Charles Manson, Steve Jobs, Maria Meneghini Callas, Staross, and Patrick Mahomes found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Adolf Hitler screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Charles Manson pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Steve Jobs ran to the pharmacy aisle. Maria Meneghini Callas emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Staross cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Albert Einstein found the stairs to the roof. Patrick Mahomes was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Charles Manson must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
1
🎒
Adolf Hitler discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
1
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Success: Staross explored a flooded warehouse and recovered intact medical supply crates — underwater treasure.
0
1
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Charles Manson, 83 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
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Patrick Mahomes eats chips while running and chokes on a piece. Don't run while eating.
1
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Patrick Mahomes
has died
1
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📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. Staross panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
0
2
🎂
Adolf Hitler is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
3
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Day 3: The camp's water is contaminated. Steve Jobs must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
3
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Albert Einstein makes caltrops with Lego. Just as painful, if not more.
+3
4
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Albert Einstein tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
-2
7
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Maria Meneghini Callas drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Maria Meneghini Callas doesn't.
7
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Maria Meneghini Callas
has died
8
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Day 8: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Steve Jobs must find a solution, fast.
+8
9
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Charles Manson throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
10
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Steve Jobs mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
-3
11
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Steve Jobs puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
11
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Steve Jobs
has died
12
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Charles Manson burglarizes an abandoned pharmacy (finally legal now)
+1
19
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Day 19: Staross loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
19
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Adolf Hitler tries to hit a zombie with their plunger which sticks to their own face.
-3
20
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Poetic Death: Staross dove too deep into flooded tunnels. The lamp died, the zombies didn't.
20
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Staross
has died
21
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Day 21: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Charles Manson must create a monumental distraction.
+9
21
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Adolf Hitler opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
21
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Albert Einstein cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
-2
22
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Albert Einstein leans too far to one side of the canoe to see a fish. The canoe capsizes in violent rapids.
22
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Albert Einstein
has died
26
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Day 26: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Adolf Hitler takes command of the evacuation.
+11
26
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Charles Manson discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
27
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Adolf Hitler launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Adolf Hitler!'
+2
28
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Adolf Hitler dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
28
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Adolf Hitler
has died
29
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Day 29: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Charles Manson is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
30
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Charles Manson negotiates with other survivors Negan-style
+1
31
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Day 31: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Charles Manson must navigate blind.
+9
32
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Charles Manson installs a bell on the bike and rings it. The zombies politely step aside.
+4
33
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Charles Manson organizes a post-apocalyptic black market
+1
34
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Charles Manson betrays the group for a can of ravioli
34
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Charles Manson
has died
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