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136
Days survived
423
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
251
🗺️ Km traveled
39
👑 Decisions
38
🩺 Rescues
169
🍳 Meals cooked
27
🪤 Traps built
105
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
49 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Captain America, Barry Allen, Eddie Hall, Anna Qabale Duba, Gordon Ramsay, Mark Zuckerberg, and Stephen Hawking found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Captain America screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Eddie Hall pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Anna Qabale Duba ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Mark Zuckerberg cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Barry Allen found the stairs to the roof. Stephen Hawking was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Stephen Hawking opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
1
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Captain America: "The show won't go on."
0
3
Unusual - Stephen Hawking interviews a zombie for the chapter on 'The Other Side of the Apocalypse'
+2
4
Mark Zuckerberg hacks an abandoned security system and gets the neighborhood cameras back online. Zombies now have their own reality show.
+3
6
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Day 6: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Stephen Hawking hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
7
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Day 7: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Barry Allen must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
7
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Mark Zuckerberg fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
8
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Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while writing the last sentence: 'And that's how my story end...'
8
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Stephen Hawking
has died
13
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Eddie Hall throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
14
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Eddie Hall uses curdled milk as makeshift glue to repair a shoe. It holds!
+2
18
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Day 18: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Anna Qabale Duba is the last medical hope.
+5
18
Success: Eddie Hall crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
+4
23
Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
32
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Day 32: Barry Allen throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
35
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Poetic Death: Captain America dies in combat, in regulation position. The soldier never left their post. Tomorrow's report will mention one casualty.
35
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Captain America
has died
37
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Barry Allen discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
37
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
38
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Anna Qabale Duba sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
40
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Day 40: Barry Allen has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
43
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Day 43: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Anna Qabale Duba must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
43
Mark Zuckerberg tries rebooting a server mid-attack. 'Just loading...' Zombies don't do loading screens.
+3
44
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
44
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
46
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Eddie Hall spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
51
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Anna Qabale Duba loads the trebuchet wrong and the projectile flies backward. The ally behind is not happy.
-6
52
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Day 52: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Barry Allen finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
53
Mark Zuckerberg codes a script to optimize food rations. Script crashes. Classic - it's always the dependencies.
+3
53
Failure: Anna Qabale Duba publishes alarming report causing mass panic. The figures are correct. The way of presenting them isn't. Math without tact is dangerous.
+4
55
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Day 55: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Barry Allen must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
56
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Anna Qabale Duba is convinced their sacrificial dagger is cursed and refuses to let it go.
+2
73
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Mark Zuckerberg tries to open all the blades of their Swiss Army knife at once and turns into a pincushion.
73
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Mark Zuckerberg
has died
75
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Day 75: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Barry Allen must adapt the defense.
+9
78
Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
+4
80
🎒
Eddie Hall attempts a jump over a ravine but the mountain bike lands in mud on the other side and gets stuck.
-5
81
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Barry Allen blasts reggae in the surfer van and cruises calmly. Zombies feel the good vibes.
+6
82
Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
86
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Day 86: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Barry Allen must reason with them.
+4
91
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Eddie Hall: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
96
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Poetic Death: Anna Qabale Duba dies contaminated in hot zone during data collection. His final epidemiological curves transmitted by radio. Sacrifice for data.
96
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Anna Qabale Duba
has died
102
Failure: Eddie Hall breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
+4
104
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Day 104: Water supplies are running low. Barry Allen must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
-8
109
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Day 109: Eddie Hall finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
110
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Barry Allen wraps the whip around their own neck while attempting a complex move.
-5
111
🎂
Eddie Hall (38 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
112
Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
117
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Poetic Death: Eddie Hall holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
117
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Eddie Hall
has died
122
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Day 122: Barry Allen uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
129
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Day 129: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Barry Allen must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
136
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Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
136
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Barry Allen
has died
136
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Stephen Hawking: "Geometry saves lives."
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