β οΈ
77
Days survived
197
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
π€
Created by Anonymous
142
πΊοΈ Km traveled
29
π Decisions
27
π©Ί Rescues
63
π³ Meals cooked
15
πͺ€ Traps built
61
π― Zombies lured
Survival Journal
35 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Jesus Christ spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Barry Allen nodded without a word. Juggernaut cracked their knuckles. Doctor Strange opened their first aid kit. Superman pulled a camping stove from their bag. Iron Man pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Donald Trump looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Day 1: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Doctor Strange must find their weak point.
+10
1
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Juggernaut flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
1
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Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
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π In the streets of Passy, zombies still wear sweaters over their shoulders and loafers. The 16th stays the 16th, even in the apocalypse.
0
2
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Day 2: Superman recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
2
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Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
3
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Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
3
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Superman
has died
4
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Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+4
5
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Day 5: Jesus Christ discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
5
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Day 5: A violent storm approaches. Doctor Strange must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
8
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Donald Trump is 80 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
9
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Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
16
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Donald Trump dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
16
π
Donald Trump
has died
21
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Day 21: Barry Allen encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
23
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
24
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Day 24: Juggernaut mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
26
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Juggernaut uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
27
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Barry Allen dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
27
π
Barry Allen
has died
32
β‘
Juggernaut realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
35
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Day 35: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Juggernaut finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
39
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
43
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Day 43: Juggernaut is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
44
π
Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
44
π
Doctor Strange
has died
46
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π At the TrocadΓ©ro, zombies take selfies in front of the Eiffel Tower. Some reflexes never die. Literally.
0
48
β‘
Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
51
π
Day 51: Juggernaut spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
51
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
53
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Day 53: Jesus Christ snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
55
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Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
55
π
Iron Man
has died
59
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Day 59: Jesus Christ trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
61
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Day 61: Jesus Christ finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
68
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
68
π
Jesus Christ
has died
72
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Day 72: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Juggernaut must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
76
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Day 76: Juggernaut uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
77
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Juggernaut takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
77
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Juggernaut
has died
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