☠️
120
Days survived
323
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
243
🗺️ Km traveled
50
👑 Decisions
39
🩺 Rescues
210
🍳 Meals cooked
22
🪤 Traps built
134
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
45 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Jesus Christ and Spider-Man were on the wrong side. Godzilla spotted them from the roof of a bus. Superman, Gordon Ramsay, and Iron Man were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Jeffrey Epstein, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Superman must clear the way.
+8
1
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Jeffrey Epstein: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
6
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🌍
Day 6: A rival group offers a shady deal. Jesus Christ must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
7
🎒
Jesus Christ speeds off on the aero-bike and leaves the zombies in a cloud of futuristic dust.
+8
7
🎒
Spider-Man bangs the table with their judge's gavel shouting 'Order!' The zombies don't obey.
-3
7
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein turns their cage into a bunker. Ironically locks themselves inside
+5
8
⚡
Spider-Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
9
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Godzilla punches a zombie with brass knuckles, their arm goes through the rotting zombie and gets stuck inside.
9
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Godzilla
has died
12
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein negotiates safe passage. Zombies agree... to let them go first at the buffet
+5
13
🎒
Spider-Man opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
22
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Day 22: Jeffrey Epstein must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
23
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
24
🎒
Iron Man has exhausted all shurikens and starts throwing coasters instead.
+2
29
🌍
Day 29: A violent storm approaches. Iron Man must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
30
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
30
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
36
🎒
Jesus Christ finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
37
🌍
Day 37: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Superman organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
37
⚡
Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
38
⚡
Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+2
41
🌍
Day 41: Gordon Ramsay tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
43
🎒
Superman fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
45
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Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
45
💀
Superman
has died
46
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📍 Pizza joint in Little Italy. Dough still rising. Iron Man: "New York pizza survives everything."
0
47
🎒
Iron Man drops the motorcycle while starting it. These things are heavier than you think.
-4
50
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Day 50: Spider-Man recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
55
⚡
Spider-Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
56
🎒
Spider-Man weaves through small streets on the city bike where zombies can't follow. Smart!
+6
60
🌍
Day 60: Iron Man tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
63
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
66
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
66
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
67
🎒
Iron Man roasts marshmallows by the campfire. A moment of pure happiness in zombie hell.
+5
68
⚡
Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
69
🌍
Day 69: Jesus Christ confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
72
🌍
Day 72: Iron Man discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
72
🎒
Jesus Christ presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
76
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
79
💀
Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
79
💀
Iron Man
has died
81
🌍
Day 81: Jesus Christ tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
82
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
91
📌
📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Spider-Man: "Geometry saves lives."
0
99
🌍
Day 99: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Jesus Christ leads the last defense.
+13
107
💀
Spider-Man slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
107
💀
Spider-Man
has died
113
🌍
Day 113: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Jesus Christ hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
119
🌍
Day 119: A stray dog follows Jesus Christ to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
120
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
120
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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