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306
Days survived
1171
Zombies killed
1/7
Survivors
681
🗺️ Km traveled
159
👑 Decisions
125
🩺 Rescues
630
🍳 Meals cooked
76
🪤 Traps built
376
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
76 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Jesus Christ, Usain Bolt, Goku, Gregory House, Gordon Ramsay, Elon Musk, and Elizabeth II found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Jesus Christ screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Goku pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Gregory House ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Usain Bolt found the stairs to the roof. Elizabeth II was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: Usain Bolt recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
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Day 1: Gordon Ramsay tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
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Day 1: Elizabeth II captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
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Goku empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Gregory House: "Nope. Absolutely not."
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Day 2: A violent storm approaches. Elon Musk must secure the camp before the tempest.
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Elizabeth II negotiates a peace treaty with the zombie king
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3
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Jesus Christ stops at the pit to change F1 tires. Nobody's there
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3
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Usain Bolt can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
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3
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
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4
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Elon Musk empties his MAC-10 in one and a half seconds. No zombie hit.
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4
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
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5
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Elizabeth II hides in his ivory tower waiting for it to blow over
5
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Elizabeth II
has died
7
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Gordon Ramsay tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
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Day 14: The camp's water is contaminated. Elon Musk must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
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Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
25
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Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
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Usain Bolt plants a crossbow bolt right in a zombie's forehead from 30 meters.
+8
30
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Day 30: The camp cook has gone missing. Gordon Ramsay must feed 50 people with what's left.
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37
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Gregory House can't find the ambulance brake. Controls are in English and Gregory House regrets not studying.
-5
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
40
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Day 40: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Usain Bolt must guide the group through this pea soup.
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Elon Musk shares a piece of cheese with the group. The apocalypse camembert tastes like victory.
+5
42
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Day 42: Jesus Christ negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
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📍 Water tower rooftop. Goku checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
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55
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Gordon Ramsay attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
55
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
56
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Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
57
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Gregory House drops his Bowie knife into a sewer drain at the worst moment.
-4
59
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Day 59: Jesus Christ discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
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Day 61: Goku finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
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64
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Goku programs the tracked robot to dance the Macarena. Zombies are perplexed.
+3
71
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
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72
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Gregory House improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
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74
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Day 74: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Jesus Christ must organize something to lift spirits.
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84
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
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85
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Jesus Christ can't figure out how to load the P90's horizontal magazine and wastes precious time.
-4
91
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Usain Bolt: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
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92
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Day 92: Elon Musk finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
94
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Elon Musk advances slowly but surely in the Great War tank. Zombies can't do anything against 1917 steel.
+7
98
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Gregory House attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
98
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Gregory House
has died
101
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Usain Bolt (40 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
111
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Day 111: An infected survivor hides their bite. Jesus Christ is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
113
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Day 113: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Jesus Christ is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
123
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
124
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
130
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Day 130: Elon Musk discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
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136
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📍 Queens diner. Coffee pot still warm. Goku pours a cup. "Service is terrible."
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148
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
148
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
155
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Day 155: Jesus Christ must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
157
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
157
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Elon Musk
has died
178
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Day 178: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Goku must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
179
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Day 179: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Usain Bolt must navigate blind.
+9
181
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📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. Jesus Christ panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
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182
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Day 182: It's raining frogs. Literally. Jesus Christ doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
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204
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Day 204: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Jesus Christ is the last medical hope.
+5
221
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
221
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Usain Bolt
has died
223
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Day 223: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Jesus Christ takes command of the evacuation.
+11
226
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Jesus Christ: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
228
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Day 228: Goku finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
234
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Day 234: Jesus Christ steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
240
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Day 240: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Jesus Christ must supervise repairs.
+4
248
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Poetic Death: Goku fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
248
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Goku
has died
251
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Day 251: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Jesus Christ must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
260
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Day 260: Jesus Christ finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
264
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Day 264: Jesus Christ throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
271
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Jesus Christ: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
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280
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Day 280: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Jesus Christ must find shelter on higher ground.
-10
288
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Day 288: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Jesus Christ must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
294
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Day 294: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Jesus Christ must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
299
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Day 299: Jesus Christ is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
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Day 300 — The hordes finally scatter. The survivors held their ground against the apocalypse. 🏆
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Jesus Christ survived the zombie apocalypse!
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