☠️
237
Days survived
849
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
490
🗺️ Km traveled
98
👑 Decisions
78
🩺 Rescues
520
🍳 Meals cooked
59
🪤 Traps built
319
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
63 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother was woken by screams. Wally West by silence, which is worse. Goku didn't sleep at all. Doctor Strange was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Sanji was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jeffrey Epstein heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
📌
📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Elon Musk dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
4
🎒
Goku trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
5
🌍
Day 5: Jeffrey Epstein must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
8
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🎒
Elon Musk takes down a zombie with their Luger P08 in a shot of historical precision.
+6
8
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein tries to sell survivors to zombies. Plot twist: they prefer self-service
+5
9
🎒
Wally West discovers the bread is covered in fluorescent green mold. Inedible.
-3
12
⚡
Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
16
⚡
Wally West flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
18
🎂
Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
19
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🌍
Day 19: An infected survivor hides their bite. Doctor Strange is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
20
🌍
Day 20: Sanji drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
21
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
21
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
23
🎒
Elon Musk accidentally hooks a streetlight with the tow truck and drags it 500 meters. Loud.
-5
27
🎒
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother can't figure out how to load the P90's horizontal magazine and wastes precious time.
-4
28
⚡
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother criticizes the deplorable dress code of survivors
+3
38
🌍
Day 38: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Doctor Strange must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
38
🌍
Day 38: Elon Musk finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
38
🎂
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother is 102 years old. A living legend, but every step is a battle.
-12
40
🌍
Day 40: Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
41
🎒
Wally West clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
41
⚡
Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
43
⚡
Wally West realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
46
💀
Doctor Strange accidentally injects a sedative found in the ambulance and falls asleep at the wheel.
46
💀
Doctor Strange
has died
46
📌
📍 Water tower rooftop. Sanji checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
50
🎒
Sanji's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
51
🎒
Sanji brings down their butcher's cleaver with terrifying efficiency on a zombie's skull.
+7
55
⚡
Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
65
🌍
Day 65: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Elon Musk must supervise repairs.
+4
68
🌍
Day 68: Goku attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
70
🌍
Day 70: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Wally West must save what can be saved.
+13
74
⚡
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother proposes to negotiate with zombies in exchange for land
+3
80
⚡
Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
81
🎒
Sanji uses the food truck to lure zombies with the smell of frying then accelerates. Perfect olfactory trap!
+7
82
💀
Elon Musk cleans their Luger P08 with an oily rag, slips on the oil and tumbles down the stairs.
82
💀
Elon Musk
has died
85
🌍
Day 85: Goku throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
91
🌍
Day 91: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Wally West must find an alternative approach.
+5
91
⚡
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
91
📌
📍 Pizza joint in Little Italy. Dough still rising. Wally West: "New York pizza survives everything."
0
92
⚡
Wally West uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
106
🎒
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother stops at the pit to change F1 tires. Nobody's there
0
107
🎒
Goku pulls the trigger of his Glock 17: click. The magazine is empty.
-6
120
🎒
Sanji makes coffee for the whole group. Vigilance and morale reach new heights.
+6
121
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
122
🌍
Day 122: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Wally West must navigate blind.
+9
124
💀
Sanji dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
124
💀
Sanji
has died
132
🌍
Day 132: Wally West negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
136
📌
📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
161
🌍
Day 161: Goku steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
162
🎒
Wally West takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
166
🌍
Day 166: Wally West discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
169
⚡
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother orders zombies to form a civilized queue
+3
170
💀
Wally West wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
170
💀
Wally West
has died
173
🌍
Day 173: Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
181
📌
📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Goku: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
186
🌍
Day 186: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother takes command of the evacuation.
+11
196
🌍
Day 196: Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
197
💀
Poetic Death: Goku fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
197
💀
Goku
has died
222
🌍
Day 222: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother must guide the group through this pea soup.
-8
223
🌍
Day 222: Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
226
🌍
Day 226: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother must face it.
-23
226
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
235
🌍
Day 235: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
-22
237
💀
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother asks to speak to the apocalypse manager
237
💀
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother
has died
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