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136
Days survived
317
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
197
🗺️ Km traveled
39
👑 Decisions
27
🩺 Rescues
206
🍳 Meals cooked
22
🪤 Traps built
128
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
40 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Barack Obama spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Tom Cruise nodded without a word. Mike Tyson cracked their knuckles. Keanu Reeves opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Elon Musk pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Kenny McCormick looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
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Keanu Reeves is 62 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Keanu Reeves: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
2
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Tom Cruise is 64 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
3
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Day 3: Tom Cruise confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
4
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Day 4: Keanu Reeves finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
5
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Success - Keanu Reeves improvises an epic monologue that hypnotizes zombies for 30 crucial seconds
+1
6
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Kenny McCormick dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
6
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Kenny McCormick
has died
15
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Tom Cruise performs a backflip to dodge a zombie horde
+4
21
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Day 21: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Barack Obama finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
21
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
22
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Day 22: Gordon Ramsay slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
26
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Keanu Reeves ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
26
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Keanu Reeves
has died
31
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Tom Cruise improvises vehicle stunts to escape the undead
+4
32
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Day 32: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Gordon Ramsay takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
37
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Day 37: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Elon Musk must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
43
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Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
44
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Tom Cruise chains tactical rolls like in a B-action movie
44
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Tom Cruise
has died
46
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Barack Obama: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
57
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
57
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Success - Barack Obama rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
73
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Day 73: A stray dog follows Barack Obama to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
75
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Day 75: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Elon Musk takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
76
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Gordon Ramsay is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
76
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
79
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Day 79: Barack Obama must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
79
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Day 79: Mike Tyson finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
80
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Unusual - Barack Obama tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
86
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
91
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
91
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Elon Musk
has died
91
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📍 SoHo boutique. Barack Obama finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
94
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Day 94: Barack Obama finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
98
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Day 98: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Mike Tyson must save what can be saved.
-25
99
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Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
107
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Failure - Barack Obama botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
115
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Poetic death - Barack Obama dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
115
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Barack Obama
has died
125
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Day 125: Mike Tyson throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
126
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Day 125: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Mike Tyson must create a monumental distraction.
-18
127
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Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
136
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Mike Tyson dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
136
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Mike Tyson
has died
136
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Kenny McCormick: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
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