☠️
55
Days survived
90
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
81
🗺️ Km traveled
15
👑 Decisions
12
🩺 Rescues
67
🍳 Meals cooked
7
🪤 Traps built
51
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
32 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Donald Trump spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Adolf Hitler nodded without a word. Joe Biden cracked their knuckles. Barack Obama opened their first aid kit. Harry Potter pulled a camping stove from their bag. Wyatt Earp pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Jesus Christ looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
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Day 1: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Jesus Christ must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
1
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Harry Potter gets stuck in the middle of the cable car. Wind rocks the cabin. Zombies wait below.
-6
1
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Barack Obama organizes a community survival council (and even manages to get Mrs. Johnson from 3rd floor to attend)
+1
1
🎂
Adolf Hitler is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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Harry Potter dodges zombies with circus-worthy acrobatics
1
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Harry Potter
has died
1
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📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Jesus Christ: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
0
5
🎒
Adolf Hitler breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
5
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Wyatt Earp, 81 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
6
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Day 6: Joe Biden uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
11
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Wyatt Earp brings home fresh game daily AND clears zombies en route. Crossbow in hand, deadly silent. Camp's MVP, no contest.
0
13
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Wyatt Earp puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
13
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Wyatt Earp
has died
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Donald Trump turns the old cart into a market stall. Trading ammo for food. Zombie fair trade.
+3
15
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Day 15: Jesus Christ steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
16
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+4
22
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Jesus Christ decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
22
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Jesus Christ
has died
24
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Unusual - Joe Biden grades zombies on their biting technique and gives them tutorial work
-2
26
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Day 26: Donald Trump discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
26
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Barack Obama makes caltrops with Lego. Just as painful, if not more.
+3
27
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Poetic death - Joe Biden dies while reciting their PhD thesis on zombie anthropology
27
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Joe Biden
has died
29
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Donald Trump organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+3
30
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Day 30: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Donald Trump must create a monumental distraction.
+9
33
🎒
Donald Trump presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
36
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Barack Obama takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
36
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Barack Obama
has died
38
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Day 38: Donald Trump must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
39
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Donald Trump negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
43
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Adolf Hitler fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
44
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Adolf Hitler applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
44
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Adolf Hitler
has died
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Donald Trump: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
50
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Day 50: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Donald Trump takes command of the evacuation.
+11
51
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Donald Trump diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
52
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Day 52: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Donald Trump must clear the way.
-15
55
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Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
55
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Donald Trump
has died
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