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Standings

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1Detroit Engine-Roar14128
2Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest13226
3Boston Ring-Chasers12324
4New York Over-Timers12324
5San Antonio Skyscrapers11422
6Cleveland Twin-Towers11422
7Denver Horse-Track10520
8Philadelphia Injury-Report6912
9My Team51010
10Phoenix No-Defense51010
11Minnesota Ice-Wall51010
12Houston Blast-Off51010
13Los Angeles Nursing-Home4118
14Orlando Magic-Beans3126
15Miami Heart-Attack3126
16Toronto Border-Patrol1142

Pre-season

Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander! Picture this: standing at 198 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Okay, this is either pure genius or a complete mental breakdown, I honestly can't tell yet. The wild card, the stroke of brilliance or insanity depending on how many beers you've had, is that the coach decided to pull a move never before seen in league history: he signed Joe Biden, his brother-in-law and a university professor by trade, on a ten-day contract. The guy showed up to the bench wearing a bucket hat, carrying their lecture notes and a cooler, surrounded by 7-foot giants who weigh three times as much. Apparently the coach's theory is that if Joe Biden can place a basketball with the same precision he uses for the young scholars to "bullseye" the opposing center's head, we've got the play of the century. So far, the guy's biggest achievement is attempting a three-pointer with an underhand toss and asking the ref where the jack ball was. It's absolute madness, the fans are split between hysterical laughter and total despair, but one thing's for sure: no one's ever seen a timeout with such a strong smell of beef jerky and cheap beer on the bench. The budget? Astronomical. The owner said "let's go" and signed the check without even looking at the number. We're deep into the luxury tax, every dollar over the threshold costs triple, and the accountant has nightmares every single night. But when you've got two superstars, a fifteen-man roster where the weakest link would start elsewhere, and a coaching staff paid in gold, you don't give a damn about the bill. It's championship or bust, and they've chosen their side.

Matchday 1vs Detroit Engine-Roar

100-121 (L)

Stephen Curry, this solid build, is introduced and the arena explodes! This established star is in the building!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this mountain of a man, gets the separation but can't finish! Sometimes predictable game!

This global icon Donald Trump with turnover number lengths ahead! Occasional mental lapses is piling up!

This established star Tim Duncan can't recover! Scored on along the baseline! Hot head!

Joe Biden scores in transition! Fast as a university professor grabbing their lecture notes!

Break! Donald Trump has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Anecdote: Donald Trump once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.

Tim Duncan storms to the bench! This max-contract guy is visibly upset!

Donald Trump can't find the range! Their portfolio ledger has better accuracy than that!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this up-and-coming baller, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Scary good handles!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this 7-footer, looks exhausted along the baseline! The legs are gone!

Stephen Curry attacks to the tunnel in disappointment. This established star will learn from this.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander scratches the back of his neck nervously. Donald Trump has the look of someone who has seen things. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'

Matchday 2vs Miami Heart-Attack

106-94 (W)

Opening possession for Joe Biden! First touch, like first touch of their lecture notes!

Stephen Curry scores with a gym-rat work ethic. A deep three under the basket! Too smooth!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this hooper's hooper, clamps down on the star player! Scary good handles on the assignment!

Tim Duncan with the touch pass! This multi-time All-Star barely had the orange and found the man!

Stephen Curry identifies the soft spot in the zone! This jersey-selling name surgical precision!

The players file out. Joe Biden exchanges a tense look with the coach. Small detail: Joe Biden wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.

Joe Biden handles the leather like their lecture notes. A two-handed slam in transition! The precision of a university professor!

Stephen Curry explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!

Donald Trump takes the charge for the team! Heart of an investor, sacrifice of a warrior!

Every investor in the crowd sees themselves in Donald Trump's battle with the rock!

That's the game! Tim Duncan finishes with a monster performance! This established star victorious!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Donald Trump chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.

Matchday 3vs Orlando Magic-Beans

91-99 (L)

This guy everybody knows Tim Duncan comes out firing! A catch-and-shoot triple in the first minute!

Tim Duncan, this big-name player, pulls the trigger from downtown but no luck!

Tim Duncan tries to be too fancy and loses the rock! Occasional mental lapses in the decision-making!

Donald Trump gets caught flat-footed! This once-in-a-lifetime player beaten to the spot!

Tim Duncan, this beanpole, showcases freakish explosiveness with a gorgeous thunderous slam!

The players head in. Donald Trump slips on the wet tunnel floor. Small detail: Donald Trump whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.

Tim Duncan drops the head after another miss! Defense that's basically a suggestion sapping the confidence!

Joe Biden whiffs on the jumper! A university professor off their game with their lecture notes!

Tim Duncan fades away with purpose every possession! This All-Star caliber talent chess master!

Joe Biden waves for a timeout! The university professor needs the young scholars break!

Joe Biden packs up and heads out! Packing their lecture notes, unpacking emotions!

Tim Duncan refuses the coach's embrace. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander accepts it but his body is stiff. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'

Matchday 4vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

133-91 (W)

Game time! Stephen Curry and this big-name player ready to put on a show at the floor!

Donald Trump drills it in transition! That investor precision with their portfolio ledger pays off!

This well-respected player Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with assist number lengths ahead! Silky smooth technique on display!

Joe Biden dribbles from downtown with the same confidence they bring to challenging the young scholars.

Stephen Curry slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! Freakish explosiveness in every step!

Halftime. Stephen Curry wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Confession: Stephen Curry tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander knocks down a sky hook at the buzzer! Ice in the veins!

Stephen Curry, this certified bucket, still going full throttle! No mercy tonight!

This guy with a proven track record Shai Gilgeous-Alexander tries the no-look and passes to the camera crew!

Stephen Curry attacks and moonwalks back! A slide across the hardwood! It's showtime, baby!

Tim Duncan dunks off the court victorious! This big-name player leaves it all out there!

Joe Biden and Donald Trump slap each other's butts. Tim Duncan declines the invitation. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.

Matchday 5vs Phoenix No-Defense

97-111 (L)

Tip-off! Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gets us started! Let's go!

Joe Biden can't connect! Their lecture notes in hand, sure. The Wilson through the hoop, nope!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander throws it away! Limited stamina under pressure from way beyond the arc!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this player making noise fooled!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander launches to the rack for a finger roll! Can't contain this towering presence!

Back in the locker room, Joe Biden sits down and stares at the ceiling. Anecdote: Joe Biden fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.

Donald Trump mouths off on the decisive possession! An investor venting about the next venture!

Air ball from Donald Trump! Being an investor doesn't help with shooting, apparently!

Donald Trump changes the defensive scheme! Strategic mind of an investor!

Joe Biden tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a university professor's energy for the young scholars!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander dunks past the media. This solid pro not in the mood to talk.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Donald Trump watches it and immediately regrets it. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.

Matchday 6vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

108-103 (W)

And we're underway! Joe Biden touches the Wilson first! This first-ballot legend looks eager!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this 7-footer, contests without fouling! Clean as a whistle!

This up-and-coming baller Shai Gilgeous-Alexander rattles it out! So close yet so far off the pick and roll!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander converts a tough fadeaway jumper from way beyond the arc! Skill level: elite!

Joe Biden makes the right read! Saw it coming a mile away, true university professor!

Back to the locker room. Tim Duncan punches his locker. Fun fact: Tim Duncan tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.

Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, muscles through for a euro-step in the first quarter!

This once-in-a-lifetime player Joe Biden takes the charge from the left corner! Gutsy play!

The entire arena rises for Joe Biden! A university professor lifted by their lecture notes and love!

This established star Stephen Curry takes over! Back-to-back a euro-step in the closing moments!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander dunks to the crowd! A raised fist! This seasoned vet gave everything!

Joe Biden and Tim Duncan freestyle a victory rap. Donald Trump does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'

Matchday 7vs Toronto Border-Patrol

116-102 (W)

This potential GOAT Joe Biden in the starting lineup! Let's see what this potential GOAT brings!

Stephen Curry, this headliner, unleashes a buzzer beater from mid-range! Bang!

Donald Trump blocks from behind! Came outta nowhere like an investor on a mission!

This basketball god Donald Trump with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!

Tim Duncan, this titan, sets a brick-wall screen! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!

Halftime. Tim Duncan throws his towel on the floor walking in. Anecdote: Tim Duncan lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.

A reverse layup by Tim Duncan! The crowd erupts! An unmatched feel for the game personified!

This top-tier talent Tim Duncan draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!

Stephen Curry finds the open teammate! This certified bucket making everyone better!

Tim Duncan leaves it all on the floor! This reliable star with nerves of steel effort!

This player on the come-up Shai Gilgeous-Alexander wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!

Joe Biden and Tim Duncan do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.

Matchday 8vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

100-92 (W)

Joe Biden, this do-it-all player, sets the tone immediately! An unmatched feel for the game from the jump!

Donald Trump, this generational talent, threads the needle for a layup along the baseline!

This jersey-selling name Tim Duncan with a flawless defensive rotation at half court! Intimidating!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with the no-look pass! This player making noise has eyes in the back of the head!

This max-contract guy Stephen Curry attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!

The players disappear into the tunnel. Joe Biden asks for an ice pack. Little scoop: Joe Biden collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.

This league veteran Shai Gilgeous-Alexander does it again! A pull-up jumper with effortless precision!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this absolute unit, gets the standing ovation! A packed arena!

This elite player Stephen Curry dives for the loose ball! Silky smooth technique on every play!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander overcomes the early struggles! This player making noise rising like a phoenix!

This top-tier talent Tim Duncan walks off to a standing ovation! Palpable tension! Incredible!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander charges toward the crowd. Donald Trump catches him just before he dives into the stands. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's name. Forgive me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.

Matchday 9vs Houston Blast-Off

103-117 (L)

Stephen Curry crosses over onto the floor! The crowd roars for this big-name player!

This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry misses the mark! A scoop layup goes begging in transition!

Turnover by Joe Biden! Challenging the young scholars requires less coordination, clearly!

Stephen Curry gets burned on the drive! Occasional mental lapses in lateral movement!

Tim Duncan, this tower, dominates at half court and puts up a two-handed slam! Unstoppable!

End of the first half. Joe Biden is beet red but still standing. Anecdote: Joe Biden once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!

Donald Trump is visibly upset! Upset as an investor when the next venture goes sideways!

Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, can't finish at the buzzer! That one stings!

This big-name player Stephen Curry with the savvy veteran play! Freakish explosiveness experience showing!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this titan, laboring up and down! Tendency to rush draining the energy!

This franchise guy Stephen Curry leaves the palace of hoops with head held high. Fought to the end.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Donald Trump winces. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'

Matchday 10vs Denver Horse-Track

109-114 (L)

Donald Trump locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of an investor who means business!

Tim Duncan with the and-one layup! Scary good handles through the whistle!

This up-and-coming baller Shai Gilgeous-Alexander caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!

Tim Duncan can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this headliner!

Joe Biden catches fire in overtime! Burning hotter than their lecture notes!

That's a cut. Donald Trump stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Locker room intel: Donald Trump has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.

This established star Stephen Curry with the clutch-time breakdown! Sometimes predictable game on full display!

Tim Duncan, this tower, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!

Win or lose, Tim Duncan has earned respect tonight! This world-class player warrior spirit!

This franchise cornerstone Donald Trump dribbles out the clock! Injury-prone body costing precious seconds!

Stephen Curry, this all-around player, trudges off the court. Lessons to take from this one.

Stephen Curry lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Tim Duncan decides not to comment. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.

Matchday 11vs New York Over-Timers

109-110 (L)

Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, takes the court! The packed arena is electric!

A devastating dunk from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander! This up-and-coming baller is putting on a show tonight!

Stephen Curry bites on the pump fake! This franchise guy sent flying under the basket!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander forces a reverse layup from the left corner! This solid pro trying too hard!

Tim Duncan sparks the comeback! A layup at the top of the key! This elite player leads the charge!

Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry high-fives his teammates on the way out. Did you know? Stephen Curry has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.

Tim Duncan shoots and bricks it! Lack of consistency in the final quarter!

This guy with rings on every finger Donald Trump stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!

Donald Trump's investor background shines through every play with the next venture!

Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, rattles out the free throw! Heavy feet getting the best of this multi-time All-Star!

This solid pro Shai Gilgeous-Alexander shakes hands and moves on. In the end, lack of consistency proved costly.

Stephen Curry walks toward the tunnel without a word. Tim Duncan stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.

Matchday 12vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

91-129 (L)

This guy with rings on every finger Joe Biden opens the scoring! A euro-step! Early advantage!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander takes a tough catch-and-shoot triple and it doesn't go! Lack of consistency in shot selection!

Tim Duncan throws it into the stands! What was that from this world-class player!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander reacts too late to rotate! Tendency to force bad shots on the help side!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander takes off and kicks the stanchion! This respected competitor losing composure!

The locker room. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sprawls out full-length on the bench. Word is Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.

Brick! Donald Trump misfires off the pick and roll! Ego the size of Texas at the worst time!

Stephen Curry is visibly tired! This guy everybody knows needs a timeout badly!

This up-and-coming baller Shai Gilgeous-Alexander forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this colossus, pounds the scorer's table! Injury-prone body on full display!

Joe Biden vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their lecture notes reinforced with the young scholars!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Donald Trump decides not to comment. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'

Matchday 13vs Boston Ring-Chasers

94-109 (L)

Tim Duncan opens with a finger roll! This All-Star caliber talent making an early statement!

Stephen Curry penetrates the rock right into the defender's hands! Heavy feet!

This certified bucket Stephen Curry with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!

This household name Joe Biden gives up the offensive rebound! Occasional mental lapses when boxing out!

Joe Biden with the tough scoop layup through contact! This once-in-a-lifetime player won't be denied!

Halftime. Joe Biden's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Rumor has it Joe Biden talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.

Joe Biden buries their face! Hidden from view, the university professor can't watch!

Donald Trump can't buy a bucket! Another miss under the basket! Frustrating!

Joe Biden calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's university professor mentality!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this titan, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!

Tim Duncan had the chances but couldn't convert. This All-Star caliber talent left wanting.

Joe Biden takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Tim Duncan doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Joe Biden's name. Forgive me. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.

Matchday 14vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

93-102 (L)

Tim Duncan, this jersey-selling name, draws first blood! A euro-step to start!

Joe Biden clanks another one off the rim! This undisputed superstar needs to find rhythm!

Joe Biden coughs up the orange! Defense that's basically a suggestion strikes again from mid-range!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander turns the head and loses the man! This league veteran napping defensively!

Joe Biden applies the same technique to the orange as to the young scholars. A fadeaway jumper at the top of the key!

Break! Stephen Curry has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. True story: Stephen Curry had his parking spot stolen by San Antonio Skyscrapers's mascot. Still talks about it. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.

Donald Trump sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like an investor after a long shift!

Joe Biden drives but it's well off! Hot head under fatigue!

Tim Duncan makes the hockey pass! Unreal swagger finding the extra pass!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this established player, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!

This headliner Tim Duncan congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this headliner.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander chews his nails on the bench. Donald Trump stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. I learned backstage that Donald Trump also does investor on weekends. That explains those reflexes. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.

Matchday 15vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

96-110 (L)

Joe Biden takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!

Stephen Curry gets a clean look but injury-prone body costs the bucket!

Joe Biden attacks the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this guy with rings on every finger!

This hall-of-fame lock Donald Trump picks up the cheap foul! Ego the size of Texas showing!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this next-level player, with the exclamation-point and-one! Game changer!

Halftime. Donald Trump throws his towel on the floor walking in. Confession: Donald Trump calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.

Joe Biden blows past away from the huddle! This living legend in a dark place mentally!

Donald Trump dribbles but the shot rims out! Heavy feet rears its ugly head!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander takes off the ball out of the trap! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!

Joe Biden bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a university professor after their lecture notes overtime!

Joe Biden hangs their head! A university professor who gave everything they had!

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Donald Trump walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'

My Team ends the season #9 with a 5W-10L record. Season MVP: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.

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Season journal

15 GAMES · 5W · 10 L · 1546 POINTS SCORED · 1604 CONCEDED
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Preseason
Season kickoff
L
MD01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
100-121
LOSS
My Team can't find their rhythm. Detroit Engine-Roar takes it 121-100.
🏀 Joe Biden★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
W
MD02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
106-94
WIN
My Team earns a hard-fought 106-94 win over Miami Heart-Attack.
🏀 Stephen Curry🏀 Joe Biden★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
91-99
LOSS
My Team falls to Orlando Magic-Beans 91-99. Tough night.
🏀 Tim Duncan★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
W
MD04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
133-91
WIN
Mercy rule! My Team obliterates Philadelphia Injury-Report 133-91. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander put on a clinic.
🏀 Donald Trump🏀 Joe Biden🏀 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
97-111
LOSS
My Team falls to Phoenix No-Defense 97-111. Tough night.
🏀 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
W
MD06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
108-103
WIN
Down to the wire! My Team squeaks past Los Angeles Nursing-Home 108-103!
🏀 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander🔥 Stephen Curry★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
W
MD07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
116-102
WIN
My Team defeats Toronto Border-Patrol 116-102! Shai Gilgeous-Alexander was on fire tonight!
🏀 Stephen Curry🏀 Tim Duncan★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
W
MD08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
100-92
WIN
Big win for My Team over Minnesota Ice-Wall! Final: 100-92. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander dominated.
🏀 Donald Trump🏀 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD09
vs Houston Blast-Off
103-117
LOSS
Defeat. Houston Blast-Off outplays My Team 117-103. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 Tim Duncan★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD10
vs Denver Horse-Track
109-114
LOSS
Heartbreaker. My Team falls 109-114 to Denver Horse-Track in a close one.
🏀 Tim Duncan★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD11
vs New York Over-Timers
109-110
LOSS
Heartbreaker. My Team falls 109-110 to New York Over-Timers in a close one.
🏀 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
91-129
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Cleveland Twin-Towers 129-91. Long bus ride home.
★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
94-109
LOSS
My Team can't find their rhythm. Boston Ring-Chasers takes it 109-94.
🏀 Joe Biden★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
93-102
LOSS
Defeat. San Antonio Skyscrapers outplays My Team 102-93. Back to the drawing board.
🏀 Joe Biden★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
L
MD15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-110
LOSS
Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest hands My Team a 110-96 loss. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander tried their best.
🏀 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander★ Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

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