☠️
151
Days survived
397
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
261
🗺️ Km traveled
53
👑 Decisions
39
🩺 Rescues
272
🍳 Meals cooked
29
🪤 Traps built
190
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Donald Trump spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Indiana Jones nodded without a word. Iron Man cracked their knuckles. Jesus Christ opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Elon Musk pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Kevin Hart looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Day 1: Iron Man is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
1
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Day 1: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Iron Man must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
1
🎒
Gordon Ramsay shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
1
🎒
Indiana Jones takes a zombie as a back passenger without realizing it. Nice carpooling.
+1
1
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Iron Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
1
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
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🎂
Kevin Hart (47 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
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Kevin Hart reads aloud to put zombies to sleep with their 800-page novel
1
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Kevin Hart
has died
1
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Gordon Ramsay: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
10
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Day 10: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Gordon Ramsay must ration the group's water.
+5
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Day 12: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Jesus Christ must improvise.
+11
19
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
22
🎒
Jesus Christ tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
24
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
25
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Donald Trump explodes a zombie's jaw with a devastating uppercut using brass knuckles.
+6
28
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
37
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
37
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Jesus Christ
has died
44
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Day 44: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Elon Musk must improvise a crossing.
+9
44
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Donald Trump negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
45
🎒
Elon Musk installs a bell on the bike and rings it. The zombies politely step aside.
+4
46
📌
📍 Central Park is overrun. Indiana Jones spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
47
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Indiana Jones drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
48
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Indiana Jones goes full Walking Dead makeup artist, disguises as a zombie with torn clothes. Walks through the horde. A zombie gives them a weird look and groans. Indiana Jones groans back. Zombie nods approvingly. Nailed it.
+3
49
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Day 49: Water supplies are running low. Gordon Ramsay must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
53
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Gordon Ramsay breaks a bottle on their own head thinking it would shatter like in movies. Failed.
53
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
55
⚡
Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
55
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
62
🎒
Iron Man sets up a mini-bar in the cable car cabin. Happy hour with apocalypse view.
+4
68
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Day 68: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Iron Man must clear the way.
+8
69
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Day 69: Donald Trump opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
71
🎒
Elon Musk cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
73
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Indiana Jones transmits their final encrypted report from enemy camp. The message arrives: 'Mission accomplished. Compromised. Burn this frequency.' Signal goes dark.
73
💀
Indiana Jones
has died
74
⚡
Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
79
🎒
Donald Trump drinks spoiled milk and spends the night vomiting. Unavailable for 24 hours.
-5
86
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Day 86: Donald Trump sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
87
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Elon Musk presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
91
📌
📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Donald Trump: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
92
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Donald Trump diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
93
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Day 93: Donald Trump discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
104
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Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
104
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Donald Trump
has died
110
🌍
Day 110: Elon Musk confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
111
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
114
🎒
Iron Man burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
116
🎒
Iron Man uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
125
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Day 125: Gas leak detected in the main building. Elon Musk must intervene quickly.
+5
127
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Iron Man dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
127
💀
Iron Man
has died
136
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Elon Musk: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
138
🌍
Day 138: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Elon Musk must save what can be saved.
-25
139
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Day 139: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Elon Musk must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
-10
149
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Day 149: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Elon Musk must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
-19
151
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
151
💀
Elon Musk
has died
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