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☠️
52
Days survived
118
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
69
🗺️ Km traveled
14
👑 Decisions
7
🩺 Rescues
49
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
15
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
📖
Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Luke Skywalker spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Beerus nodded without a word. Majin Buu cracked their knuckles. Neville Longbottom opened their first aid kit. Sanji pulled a camping stove from their bag. Iron Man pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Naruto Uzumaki looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🌍
Day 1: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Neville Longbottom watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
1
Beerus assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+2
1
🎂
Neville Longbottom (46 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
💀
Naruto Uzumaki leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Naruto Uzumaki falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
1
💀
Naruto Uzumaki
has died
1
📌
📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Luke Skywalker: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Beerus eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
3
Neville Longbottom teaches survivor children how to survive (and count to 10)
+1
13
💀
Neville Longbottom corrects others' tactical mistakes with infinite patience
13
💀
Neville Longbottom
has died
16
🌍
Day 16: A military drone flies over the camp. Iron Man must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
16
Majin Buu sets up a zombie octagon fight night. House rules: 'Tap out or get bit out.'
+3
17
💀
Beerus slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
17
💀
Beerus
has died
22
Failure: Luke Skywalker refuses to fight an 'unarmed' zombie by code of honor. The zombie has no such scruples.
+2
23
🌍
Day 23: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Luke Skywalker must improvise.
+11
29
💀
Poetic Death: Luke Skywalker dies sword in hand, standing against the enemy. The oath is kept. The chronicles will remember.
29
💀
Luke Skywalker
has died
33
🌍
Day 33: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Majin Buu must deal with this.
+4
34
Majin Buu demolishes zombies in hand-to-hand combat with devastating mixed martial arts: submissions and strikes.
+3
36
💀
Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
36
💀
Iron Man
has died
38
Majin Buu attempts a rear-naked choke on a zombie. Plot twist: zombies don't need oxygen. Wrong playbook.
+3
42
🌍
Day 42: Sanji spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
45
💀
Majin Buu dies in the cage, overwhelmed after a heroic twelve-round slugfest against an entire horde.
45
💀
Majin Buu
has died
46
🌍
Day 46: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Sanji takes command of the evacuation.
-22
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Sanji: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
🌍
Day 47: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Sanji is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
-15
51
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
51
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
52
💀
Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
52
💀
Sanji
has died

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