☠️
93
Days survived
231
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
160
🗺️ Km traveled
35
👑 Decisions
31
🩺 Rescues
150
🍳 Meals cooked
21
🪤 Traps built
77
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Martin Luther King Jr. was woken by screams. James Bond by silence, which is worse. Superman didn't sleep at all. Jesus Christ was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Iron Man was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Albus Dumbledore heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: James Bond opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
1
🎒
Iron Man plays rock-paper-scissors with a zombie. The zombie doesn't understand the rules.
+2
1
🎒
Superman throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
1
📌
📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Martin Luther King Jr.: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Jesus Christ finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
3
⚡
James Bond infiltrates a horde by disguising with zombie guts
+4
4
💀
Albus Dumbledore drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Albus Dumbledore doesn't.
4
💀
Albus Dumbledore
has died
8
🎒
Superman breaks the ballista string by pulling it too hard. The weapon is unusable. Back to the stone age.
-5
11
🎒
Martin Luther King Jr. paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
12
🌍
Day 12: Jesus Christ eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
16
⚡
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
20
🌍
Day 20: A stray dog follows Jesus Christ to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
23
💀
Jesus Christ slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
23
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
24
⚡
Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
26
🌍
Day 26: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Superman must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
28
🌍
Day 28: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Superman must deal with this.
+4
28
🎒
Gordon Ramsay attempts a kickflip and the skateboard flies into an allied survivor's head. Not very helpful.
-4
29
🎒
Gordon Ramsay roasts marshmallows by the campfire. A moment of pure happiness in zombie hell.
+5
35
💀
James Bond drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, James Bond doesn't.
35
💀
James Bond
has died
38
🌍
Day 38: Gordon Ramsay uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
41
🌍
Day 41: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Martin Luther King Jr. watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
46
🎒
Gordon Ramsay throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
46
📌
📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Martin Luther King Jr.: "They were dead inside before this."
0
47
🎒
Iron Man installs an umbrella and cushion in the cart. It's now a luxury vehicle.
+3
48
⚡
Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
54
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
54
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
56
🎒
Martin Luther King Jr. uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
58
🌍
Day 58: Superman spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
60
🌍
Day 60: Superman falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
61
⚡
Martin Luther King Jr. mobilizes survivors to create an autonomous anti-zombie zone
+3
62
🎒
Superman throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
66
💀
Martin Luther King Jr. organizes human solidarity chains (bad idea with the undead)
66
💀
Martin Luther King Jr.
has died
69
🌍
Day 69: Superman recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
72
⚡
Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
74
⚡
Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
76
🌍
Day 76: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Superman finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
83
💀
Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
83
💀
Iron Man
has died
86
🌍
Day 86: Superman repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
88
🌍
Day 88: Superman loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
89
⚡
Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
91
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Superman: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
92
⚡
Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
93
💀
Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
93
💀
Superman
has died
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