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idkzombie_survival 🇺🇸

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30
Days survived
43
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
43
🗺️ Km traveled
10
👑 Decisions
9
🩺 Rescues
34
🍳 Meals cooked
3
🪤 Traps built
15
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
📖
Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Jesus Christ was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Iron Man and Hulk had barricaded the entrances. Spider-Man was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Scott Lang rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Steve Rogers... Steve Rogers just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
🌍
Day 1: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Spider-Man must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
1
🎒
Hulk cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
1
Spider-Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+2
1
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Steve Rogers: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
2
💀
Steve Rogers ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
2
💀
Steve Rogers
has died
3
🌍
Day 3: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Hulk must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
4
Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
5
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
6
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Scott Lang is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
6
💀
Scott Lang
has died
7
🌍
Day 7: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Spider-Man must save what can be saved.
+13
7
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
11
💀
Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
11
💀
Hulk
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Spider-Man is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
13
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
15
💀
Spider-Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
15
💀
Spider-Man
has died
16
🌍
Day 16: Jesus Christ spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
17
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
21
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
21
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
24
🌍
Day 24: Jesus Christ spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
+5
24
Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
25
💀
Iron Man drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Iron Man doesn't.
25
💀
Iron Man
has died
26
🌍
Day 26: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Jesus Christ is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
27
🌍
Day 26: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Jesus Christ must deal with this.
-7
29
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
30
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
30
💀
Jesus Christ
has died

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