☠️
40
Days survived
50
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
32
🗺️ Km traveled
9
👑 Decisions
8
🩺 Rescues
29
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
32
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Harry Potter, Dobby, Rubeus Hagrid, Albus Dumbledore, The Buddha, 50 Cent, and Dennis Rodman found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Harry Potter screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Rubeus Hagrid pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Albus Dumbledore ran to the pharmacy aisle. The Buddha emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. 50 Cent cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Dobby found the stairs to the roof. Dennis Rodman was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Dennis Rodman method acts being a zombie so perfectly they waltz through a horde undetected. Oscar-worthy performance.
+1
1
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📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Albus Dumbledore: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
2
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Day 2: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. The Buddha chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
2
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Harry Potter hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
4
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Dobby is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
4
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Dobby
has died
5
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Day 5: Albus Dumbledore spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
+5
5
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Albus Dumbledore opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
5
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Dennis Rodman recreates the grocery store scene from 'I Am Legend' in an empty supermarket. Zero audience, but the performance is flawless.
+1
5
🎂
Harry Potter (46 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
6
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Dennis Rodman suctions onto a trapdoor that opens and falls three floors down.
6
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Dennis Rodman
has died
7
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Day 7: The Buddha must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
8
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The Buddha sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
9
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FAILURE: Harry Potter calls a steering committee to decide on evacuation. 15 minutes of roundtable discussion. 15 minutes too many.
+1
15
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50 Cent turns zombie moans into samples for their next album
15
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50 Cent
has died
17
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Day 17: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Rubeus Hagrid is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
17
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The Buddha paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
20
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Unusual - Albus Dumbledore publishes zombie apocalypse findings in a scientific journal nobody reads
+1
21
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Albus Dumbledore decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
21
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Albus Dumbledore
has died
25
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Day 25: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Rubeus Hagrid must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
29
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Harry Potter breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
29
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Rubeus Hagrid single-handedly cleared an entire neighborhood of zombies, securing the camp's supply route.
+2
30
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Harry Potter takes the ballista's recoil straight to the chest. Newtonian physics never lies.
30
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Harry Potter
has died
32
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The Buddha preaches that zombies are sinners punished by the divine
+2
34
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Day 34: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. The Buddha must adapt the defense.
+9
34
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The Buddha tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
35
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The Buddha writes prophecies about the zombie apocalypse they 'predicted'
35
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The Buddha
has died
36
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Rubeus Hagrid wears a mask and cape made from tarps. Kids love it. Adults are confused.
+2
38
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Day 38: Rubeus Hagrid eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
38
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Rubeus Hagrid throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
38
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Rubeus Hagrid discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
38
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Rubeus Hagrid charged masked into the night to punish looters. Beat up the wrong guy. It was the baker.
+2
39
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Day 39: Rubeus Hagrid drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
40
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Rubeus Hagrid faced the alpha zombie alone in the downtown ruins. A vigilante never runs. Even when they should.
40
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Rubeus Hagrid
has died
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