☠️
186
Days survived
579
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
368
🗺️ Km traveled
61
👑 Decisions
54
🩺 Rescues
328
🍳 Meals cooked
50
🪤 Traps built
77
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
53 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Leon S. Kennedy spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Jill Valentine nodded without a word. Chris Redfield cracked their knuckles. Doctor Strange opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Nikola Tesla pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Ethan Winters looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🎂
Jill Valentine is 52 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
📌
📍 Yellow cab graveyard in Midtown. Leon S. Kennedy hotwires one. "Meter's still running. Classic."
0
7
⚡
Chris Redfield gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+5
7
⚡
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
8
🎂
Chris Redfield is 53 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
10
🌍
Day 10: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Ethan Winters must create a monumental distraction.
-18
11
🌍
Day 11: Nikola Tesla tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
12
🎒
Ethan Winters bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
12
🎒
Leon S. Kennedy blasts reggae in the surfer van and cruises calmly. Zombies feel the good vibes.
+6
13
💀
Ethan Winters dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
13
💀
Ethan Winters
has died
27
🌍
Day 27: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Chris Redfield must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
29
🌍
Day 29: Leon S. Kennedy tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
30
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
34
🎒
Chris Redfield opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
39
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⚡
Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+4
42
🎒
Doctor Strange takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
46
📌
📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Chris Redfield: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
47
💀
Leon S. Kennedy takes a bullet (from zombie sniper? from raider?) to protect the camp leader. Like real agents, Leon S. Kennedy steps in without hesitation. Mission accomplished, agent down.
47
💀
Leon S. Kennedy
has died
48
🎒
Jill Valentine blasts a massive zombie with his Smith & Wesson Model 29. "Do you feel lucky, rotten?"
+8
49
⚡
Jill Valentine turns anything into a lethal weapon, even a mess hall spoon
+2
51
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
54
🌍
Day 54: It's raining frogs. Literally. Gordon Ramsay doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
-5
66
🎒
Nikola Tesla refuses to use their Winchester 1887 except by spinning it Schwarzenegger-style.
+3
76
🌍
Day 76: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Chris Redfield organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
77
💀
Jill Valentine applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
77
💀
Jill Valentine
has died
79
🌍
Day 79: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Chris Redfield must save what can be saved.
+13
81
🌍
Day 81: The camp's water is contaminated. Doctor Strange must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
84
⚡
Chris Redfield sets up a textbook defensive perimeter and leads the counterattack with surgical precision.
+5
86
⚡
Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
91
🎒
Nikola Tesla's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
91
🎒
Chris Redfield does the iconic MP5 reload gesture by slapping the bolt. Stylish.
+2
91
📌
📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Gordon Ramsay: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
92
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
92
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
95
🌍
Day 95: Doctor Strange intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
99
🌍
Day 99: The camp cook has gone missing. Doctor Strange must feed 50 people with what's left.
-14
100
🎒
Nikola Tesla chains tricks between zombies and escapes with style. Tony Hawk of the apocalypse!
+6
101
⚡
Nikola Tesla tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
111
🎒
Doctor Strange can't figure out how to load the P90's horizontal magazine and wastes precious time.
-4
113
⚡
Chris Redfield follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
119
💀
Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
119
💀
Doctor Strange
has died
133
⚡
Nikola Tesla cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
136
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Nikola Tesla: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
146
🎒
Chris Redfield starts the old rusty van in a cloud of black smoke. Against all odds
0
151
⚡
Nikola Tesla mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
153
🎒
Nikola Tesla puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
155
🌍
Day 155: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Nikola Tesla watches the scene, puzzled.
-6
156
🌍
Day 156: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Chris Redfield must ration the group's water.
-10
157
💀
Nikola Tesla dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
157
💀
Nikola Tesla
has died
159
🌍
Day 159: Gas leak detected in the main building. Chris Redfield must intervene quickly.
+5
160
🌍
Day 160: A rival group offers a shady deal. Chris Redfield must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
177
🌍
Day 177: Chris Redfield drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
181
📌
📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Chris Redfield dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
186
💀
Chris Redfield falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
186
💀
Chris Redfield
has died
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