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14
Days survived
17
Zombies killed
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Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
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🗺️ Km traveled
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👑 Decisions
1
🩺 Rescues
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🍳 Meals cooked
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🪤 Traps built
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🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
25 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. LeBron James and Bronny James were on the wrong side. Shaquille O'Neal spotted them from the roof of a bus. Kobe Bryant, Stephen Curry, and Michael Jordan were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Kevin Durant, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Kevin Durant must improvise a crossing.
+9
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Shaquille O'Neal teaches survivors hand-to-hand combat. Lesson one: low kicks. First result: zombie shinbone snapped like a twig.
+4
1
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Kevin Durant (38 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
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Kobe Bryant (42 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
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Stephen Curry drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Stephen Curry doesn't.
1
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Stephen Curry
has died
1
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📍 Fifth Avenue. Smashed storefronts. Shaquille O'Neal: "Black Friday got dark this year."
0
2
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Day 2: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Kevin Durant must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
2
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Bronny James threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-1
3
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Kevin Durant creates sponsored content for expired canned goods
3
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Kevin Durant
has died
4
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Day 4: A rival group offers a shady deal. Michael Jordan must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
4
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Shaquille O'Neal takes out three zombies bare-handed with brutal elbows and knees. Like Rocky vs. the undead, minus the eye of the tiger.
+4
5
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Kobe Bryant explains why splitting up is a TERRIBLE idea
5
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Kobe Bryant
has died
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Day 6: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. LeBron James must extract them.
-19
6
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Michael Jordan builds a trading network between camps in three days. Supply, demand, logistics: capitalism saves humanity.
-1
7
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Michael Jordan dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
7
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Michael Jordan
has died
8
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LeBron James improvises a dramatic monologue to demoralize zombies
-1
9
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Day 9: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. LeBron James must find a solution, fast.
-15
10
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LeBron James dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
10
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LeBron James
has died
11
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Day 11: Bronny James catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
11
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Bronny James used their height and agility to hoist survivors onto a roof during an attack — helicopter parent vibes.
-1
12
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Bronny James slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
12
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Bronny James
has died
13
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Day 13: Shaquille O'Neal finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
13
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Day 13: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Shaquille O'Neal finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
13
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Shaquille O'Neal lands a perfect high kick... zombie head pops clean off and rolls away. Technical victory, but gross as hell.
+4
14
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Shaquille O'Neal dies standing, fists up, still in fighting stance. Final bell rang, but this ring had no ropes to lean on.
14
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Shaquille O'Neal
has died
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