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77
Days survived
144
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
98
🗺️ Km traveled
27
👑 Decisions
16
🩺 Rescues
93
🍳 Meals cooked
9
🪤 Traps built
83
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
36 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Adolf Hitler was woken by screams. John Cena by silence, which is worse. Superman didn't sleep at all. Jesus Christ was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Bill Gates was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Hideki Tojo heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Adolf Hitler: "They were dead inside before this."
0
2
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Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
4
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Day 4: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Bill Gates must find a solution, fast.
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4
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Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
5
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Day 5: Gordon Ramsay steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
6
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Hideki Tojo is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
6
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Hideki Tojo
has died
8
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Day 8: Gordon Ramsay captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
8
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Day 8: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Jesus Christ must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
8
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John Cena (49 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
9
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
13
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
15
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Jesus Christ ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
15
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Jesus Christ
has died
16
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Day 16: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Adolf Hitler watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
18
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Bill Gates tries rebooting a server mid-attack. 'Just loading...' Zombies don't do loading screens.
+3
24
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Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
25
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Day 25: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Superman takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
26
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John Cena distracts zombies by rapping their life story
26
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John Cena
has died
27
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Day 27: Adolf Hitler mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
34
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Adolf Hitler launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Adolf Hitler!'
+2
36
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Day 36: Superman is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
37
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Bill Gates hacks an abandoned security system and gets the neighborhood cameras back online. Zombies now have their own reality show.
+3
44
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Bill Gates dies staring at the terminal. Last command entered: sudo kill -9 zombie. Access denied.
44
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Bill Gates
has died
45
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Day 45: The camp doctor is bitten. Superman must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
46
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Adolf Hitler: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
49
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Day 49: Superman finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
51
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Adolf Hitler holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
52
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
55
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Adolf Hitler dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
55
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Adolf Hitler
has died
56
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
63
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Day 63: Superman snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
64
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Day 63: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Superman must find an alternative approach.
+5
65
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
65
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
67
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Day 67: Superman loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
70
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Day 70: Superman has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
77
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Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
77
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Superman
has died
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