☠️
81
Days survived
158
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
127
🗺️ Km traveled
31
👑 Decisions
21
🩺 Rescues
143
🍳 Meals cooked
14
🪤 Traps built
83
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
42 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Jesus Christ spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." King Von nodded without a word. Godzilla cracked their knuckles. Spider-Man opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Iron Man pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Jeffrey Epstein looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Day 1: Gordon Ramsay finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
1
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Day 1: King Von snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
1
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Gordon Ramsay presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
1
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Godzilla uses their flash grenade to take a group photo. Everyone is blinded.
+3
1
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King Von uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+2
1
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Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
1
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
1
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. King Von: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
5
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Day 5: Jesus Christ finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
5
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
6
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Iron Man fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
8
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Day 8: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Iron Man must find their weak point.
+10
13
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Spider-Man hits a zombie with their foam mallet. Miraculously, the zombie stumbles and falls off the bridge.
+3
19
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Godzilla drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Godzilla doesn't.
19
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Godzilla
has died
22
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King Von throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
23
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Day 23: Iron Man encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
25
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Day 25: Iron Man loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
26
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
28
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Jesus Christ plays rock-paper-scissors with a zombie. The zombie doesn't understand the rules.
+2
29
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Spider-Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
29
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Spider-Man
has died
31
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Iron Man uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
33
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
38
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Day 38: Gas leak detected in the main building. Iron Man must intervene quickly.
+5
39
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Day 39: King Von finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
40
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King Von finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
44
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King Von distracts zombies by rapping their life story
44
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King Von
has died
46
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📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Gordon Ramsay: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
47
🌍
Day 47: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Jesus Christ must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
50
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Day 50: Gordon Ramsay recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
51
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
54
🎒
Gordon Ramsay loads the trebuchet wrong and the projectile flies backward. The ally behind is not happy.
-6
55
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Jesus Christ tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
57
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
57
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
61
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Day 61: Jesus Christ tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
62
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
65
🎒
Jesus Christ juggles grenades while pedaling the unicycle. The apocalypse circus is born.
+5
66
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Day 66: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Jesus Christ must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
70
🎒
Iron Man throws their dart which sticks into the wall 2 meters from the zombie.
-3
71
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Iron Man blows into their improvised blowgun, inhales instead of exhaling and swallows the dart.
71
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Iron Man
has died
73
🌍
Day 73: Jesus Christ recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
77
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Day 77: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Jesus Christ must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
80
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
81
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
81
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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