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122
Days survived
271
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
185
🗺️ Km traveled
52
👑 Decisions
30
🩺 Rescues
141
🍳 Meals cooked
27
🪤 Traps built
123
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
48 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Adolf Hitler and Wally West were on the wrong side. Alexander the Great spotted them from the roof of a bus. James D. Watson, Steve Jobs, and Albert Einstein were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Charlie Kirk, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Albert Einstein must find a solution, fast.
+8
1
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. James D. Watson: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
2
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Day 2: Steve Jobs uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
2
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Albert Einstein tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
4
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Charlie Kirk hands out flyers explaining that bite-proof masks are health tyranny
+4
7
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Alexander the Great takes a zombie's temperature: 12°C. Technically
0
10
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James D. Watson puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
11
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James D. Watson blows into their improvised blowgun, inhales instead of exhaling and swallows the dart.
11
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James D. Watson
has died
14
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Wally West realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
15
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Adolf Hitler discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
20
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Day 20: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Wally West must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
22
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Day 22: Steve Jobs crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
22
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Adolf Hitler holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
24
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Charlie Kirk mixes mentos with the soda to create a geyser that scares away a small group of zombies.
+5
28
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Charlie Kirk converts their anti-NWO bunker into a shelter... but only opens to the 'awakened'
28
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Charlie Kirk
has died
30
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Adolf Hitler launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Adolf Hitler!'
+2
31
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Alexander the Great trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
34
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Day 34: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Alexander the Great must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
42
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Wally West paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
45
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Albert Einstein mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
46
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📍 Grand Central Terminal. Zombies swarm the main concourse. Wally West: "All trains delayed. Indefinitely."
0
47
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Day 47: The camp's water is contaminated. Albert Einstein must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
48
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Adolf Hitler dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
48
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Adolf Hitler
has died
53
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Alexander the Great assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+3
55
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Day 55: Albert Einstein spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
+5
56
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Day 56: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Albert Einstein must find their weak point.
+10
56
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Wally West uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
59
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Steve Jobs tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
60
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Steve Jobs offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
69
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Alexander the Great is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
69
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Alexander the Great
has died
73
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Day 73: Water supplies are running low. Steve Jobs must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
74
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Steve Jobs miraculously finds resources in the survival budget
+4
75
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Wally West flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
80
🎒
Wally West sweeps a zombie with their broom. The zombie doesn't even fall.
-3
81
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Wally West uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
83
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Day 83: Steve Jobs must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
-11
84
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Steve Jobs recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
84
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Steve Jobs
has died
85
🎂
Albert Einstein is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
86
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Albert Einstein weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
91
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Day 91: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Wally West takes command of the evacuation.
+11
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Albert Einstein: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
96
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Albert Einstein cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
97
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Day 97: Albert Einstein discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
98
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Albert Einstein throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
99
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
99
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Albert Einstein
has died
104
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Day 104: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Wally West must navigate blind.
+9
106
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Day 106: Wally West eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
122
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Wally West wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
122
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Wally West
has died
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