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51
Days survived
117
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
79
🗺️ Km traveled
12
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
59
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
29
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
27 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Monkey D. Luffy was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Scout and Chris Redfield had barricaded the entrances. Adolf Hitler was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Sherry Birkin rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for George Floyd... George Floyd just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: A rival group offers a shady deal. Chris Redfield must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
1
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
1
🎂
Adolf Hitler is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
🎂
Sherry Birkin (40 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
📌
📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Chris Redfield: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
2
💀
Sherry Birkin dies on official mission between two camps, raider ambush. The official seal is found in the mud.
2
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Sherry Birkin
has died
7
George Floyd remains invisible to everyone's eyes, zombies included
+3
10
🌍
Day 10: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Chris Redfield is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
13
💀
Adolf Hitler applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
13
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Adolf Hitler
has died
15
George Floyd knows how to survive with almost nothing and finds food where nobody looks
+3
17
🌍
Day 17: George Floyd snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
21
💀
George Floyd constantly hesitates between following or fleeing, paralyzed by years of submission
21
💀
George Floyd
has died
22
🌍
Day 22: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Chris Redfield must reason with them.
+4
23
Monkey D. Luffy commandeers a ferry and establishes a floating colony beyond zombie reach. Goes full Titanic captain mode, minus the iceberg.
+2
30
💀
Scout dies in combat, alone, far from any camp. No one will know. No one will pay the tab.
30
💀
Scout
has died
31
🌍
Day 31: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Gordon Ramsay takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
32
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
34
💀
Monkey D. Luffy slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
34
💀
Monkey D. Luffy
has died
37
🌍
Day 37: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Chris Redfield must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
39
Chris Redfield sets up a textbook defensive perimeter and leads the counterattack with surgical precision.
+5
41
💀
Gordon Ramsay drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Gordon Ramsay doesn't.
41
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
42
🌍
Day 42: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Chris Redfield must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
43
Chris Redfield gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+5
44
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Day 44: Chris Redfield repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
46
Chris Redfield follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Chris Redfield: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
51
💀
Chris Redfield is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
51
💀
Chris Redfield
has died

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