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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Basketman | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Denver Horse-Track | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen... Basketman! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Tygnon on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Mackogneur. The man. Is. A bushi. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. A bushi. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This dude jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at his back. But he's got their katana blade and apparently, the technical motion of a bushi and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach. The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
101-110 (L)
Tortank starts in the shooting guard! Playing the shooting guard the way a hydronaut plays with their diving helmet!
Tortank misses! Even a hydronaut can't fix that shot!
This who-is-this-guy player Mackogneur loses concentration and the Wilson with it!
This dark horse Machoc caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Mackogneur scores again! When you're a bushi by trade, the rock is child's play!
Halftime. Akwakwak throws his towel on the floor walking in. Quick anecdote about Akwakwak: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Tygnon slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a bushi hits the workbench!
Air ball from Machoc! Being a bushi doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Machoc plays the chess match! Outsmarted them like a bushi on their best day!
This unknown gem Tygnon calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Injury-prone body taking its toll!
Tortank vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their diving helmet reinforced with the ocean depths!
Mackogneur walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Akwakwak speeds up. Wants it to be over. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
104-116 (L)
Akwakwak steps onto the field house! From exploring the ocean depths to this, game time!
Machoc can't buy a bucket! Maybe the feudal lord would be easier to aim!
Machoc dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the bushi's finest moment!
Mackogneur gets posted up and scored on! This player nobody saw coming overpowered!
Akwakwak, this do-it-all player, carves up the defense for a thunderous slam! Beautiful!
Halftime. The doctor examines Akwakwak's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Exclusive info: Akwakwak is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Tygnon can't mask the disappointment! This potential breakout star wearing it on the sleeve!
Machoc dishes and fires but misses everything! Sometimes predictable game tonight!
Tortank triggers the fast break! Launching the offense with hydronaut urgency!
Machoc grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than their katana blade in the workshop!
Tygnon sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a bushi after their katana blade broke!
Akwakwak sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Machoc winces. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Akwakwak's name. Forgive me. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
106-109 (L)
Machoc lands the first scoop layup! First blood! The bushi strikes first!
Tygnon hooks it in! The arc of a bushi swinging their katana blade!
Akwakwak caught flat-footed! Standing still, the hydronaut reflexes took a nap!
Akwakwak bricks it! Not the same accuracy as exploring the ocean depths!
Tygnon, this all-around player, energizes the crowd! Wild stands! Comeback vibes!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Mackogneur asks for an ice pack. Did you know Mackogneur entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Tortank can't convert in the final quarter! This guy nobody was talking about shrinks in the moment!
Akwakwak walks away muttering! Muttering about the ocean depths under their breath!
Machoc carries the weight of their katana blade and the basketball with equal grace!
Machoc bricks it when it matters! Their katana blade accuracy went home early!
Despite the loss, Machoc held their own with the feudal lord! The bushi fought!
Tygnon taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Machoc walks through the door without pushing it. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
103-116 (L)
Tygnon checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Machoc with a wild attempt! This who-is-this-guy player not finding the range tonight!
Tygnon with the careless pass! Defending the feudal lord with more care, please!
This guy nobody was talking about Tortank fouls reaching in! Occasional mental lapses on defense!
A catch-and-shoot triple from Machoc! Another dagger! This potential breakout star closing the door!
Time to breathe. Akwakwak has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Little scoop: Akwakwak collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Tygnon storms to the bench! Heated! This bushi doesn't handle losing well!
Machoc sends it wide! Their katana blade wouldn't forgive that either!
Machoc calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's bushi mentality!
Akwakwak tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a hydronaut's energy for the ocean depths!
Tygnon dunks to the tunnel in disappointment. This potential breakout star will learn from this.
Mackogneur stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Akwakwak comes back to get him. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
120-92 (W)
Mackogneur, this player nobody saw coming, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This newcomer Akwakwak erupts for an off-balance shot! The floodgates are open!
This diamond in the rough Machoc with the no-foul contest in the paint! Clean as a whistle!
Tortank pulls up and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Eyes in the back of the head!
Mackogneur positions perfectly in the baseline! Placement of their katana blade on the feudal lord!
Both teams head in. Tortank has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Did you know Tortank plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Tygnon with the teardrop tear drop! Beautiful as a bushi's finest the feudal lord!
A standing ovation is electric when Mackogneur has the Spalding! A bushi charging the room!
Mackogneur, this diamond in the rough, picks up the fallen teammate! Nerves of steel beyond the stats!
This raw talent Tygnon silences the noise! An off-the-charts basketball IQ locked in! Nothing else matters!
Tortank shakes hands! The handshake of a hydronaut who respects the ocean depths!
Machoc and Tortank pretend to fish Tygnon out of the crowd. They pull hard. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
99-98 (W)
The game begins and Mackogneur is ready! You can see unreal swagger written all over his face!
Machoc, this swiss-army-knife type, contests everything from the right corner! Iron discipline on full display!
Tygnon, this all-around player, loses the handle and the opportunity! Ego the size of Texas!
Tortank hits from downtown! Precision worthy of their diving helmet at the buzzer!
Mackogneur changes the defensive scheme! Strategic mind of a bushi!
That's a wrap for now. Mackogneur dives into the tunnel. Exclusive: Mackogneur was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Mackogneur buries the go-ahead shot! Ice cold, this bushi doesn't flinch!
Mackogneur rotates beautifully! Spinning with precision worthy of their katana blade!
A boiling cauldron as Tortank nails a sky hook! The hydronaut delivers!
Machoc nails it at the buzzer! Delivered on time like a bushi meeting a deadline!
Tygnon salutes the fans! A bushi's farewell until the next feudal lord!
Tygnon does a belly slide on the court. Machoc does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
126-99 (W)
The floor welcomes Tygnon! The bushi with the feudal lord has arrived!
Akwakwak scores from mid-range! A euro-step with night-in night-out consistency! Brilliant!
This who-is-this-guy player Akwakwak with a critical stop! A surgical steal when it counts!
This total unknown Mackogneur with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Mackogneur reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this bushi!
Coach calls everyone back. Tygnon drags his feet toward the tunnel. Exclusive info: Tygnon is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
An alley-oop from Mackogneur! That's iron discipline at the highest level!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A hostile crowd as Tygnon steps up!
Machoc, this diamond in the rough, rotates on defense! Ridiculous creativity team commitment!
Tortank fades away with the fire of a thousand suns! He's on fire!
Tygnon hangs up the mouthguard! Calling it a night, the bushi is done!
Akwakwak blows a kiss to the camera. Machoc blows twelve. Tortank blocks the lens. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
114-111 (W)
Opening possession for Mackogneur! First touch, like first touch of their katana blade!
Machoc cuts off the drive! Precision of defending the feudal lord!
The rim rejects Machoc! The rim says no! Even a bushi gets rejected sometimes!
Mackogneur fires away and scores! Those bushi hands work wonders with the orange!
This diamond in the rough Akwakwak with the savvy veteran play! Pure God-given talent experience showing!
That's a wrap for now. Tortank dives into the tunnel. Rumor has it Tortank does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Break's over, the players take their positions.
This surprise package Mackogneur with the heroic flawless defensive rotation! Preserves the lead!
This newcomer Akwakwak comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
Tygnon's fan section holds up the feudal lord! The bushi army is loud!
Mackogneur pulls up for the game-tying catch-and-shoot triple! Coming out of the locker room! Unbelievable!
Tortank owns the night! Owner of the palace of hoops and the ocean depths alike!
Mackogneur gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Tygnon gives his shoes. Tortank gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
118-102 (W)
This newcomer Akwakwak catches the rock early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Mackogneur scores off the glass! Bank shot precision of a bushi!
Tortank deflects the pass! Redirecting with hydronaut instincts!
Mackogneur threads the needle! Precision of their katana blade through the feudal lord!
Tortank, this diamond in the rough, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime! Tortank has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Rumor has it Tortank does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Tygnon knocks down a bank shot from way beyond the arc! Ice in the veins!
Machoc feeds off immense pressure! The energy of a bushi fueled by the feudal lord!
Tygnon sets the perfect screen! Built like a bushi who doesn't skip leg day!
Akwakwak's hydronaut background shines through every play with the ocean depths!
Tygnon waves goodbye to the hardwood! See you next time, from their katana blade to the damn ball!
Machoc performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Mackogneur imitates it. It's worse. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
114-110 (W)
Machoc blows past with energy from the opening whistle! This guy nobody was talking about locked in!
Machoc clamps down! Tighter than a bushi's grip on their katana blade!
Machoc launches the ball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this dark horse!
Machoc takes off the leather into a half-court heave! Insane court vision shining through!
Akwakwak finds the angle! The angle hydronaut uses for the ocean depths!
Break! Tygnon heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Intel: Tygnon asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Mackogneur delivers on the decisive possession! A bushi who always delivers on time!
Tygnon closes out perfectly! Precise as defending the feudal lord!
The crowd is on its feet! A sold-out gym on fire as Mackogneur takes the court!
Tygnon with the biggest play of the game! A two-handed slam driving to the hoop!
Tygnon dominates the box score! Numbers worthy of a bushi's the feudal lord chart!
Akwakwak drops to his knees and kisses the court. Machoc pretends to gag. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-110 (L)
Tygnon fires up the crowd to open the game! This diamond in the rough starting strong!
Akwakwak misfires under the basket! Even this guy nobody was talking about has off nights!
This hungry young player Tortank commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to rush!
Mackogneur, this all-around player, gets dunked on facing the rim! Poster material!
Akwakwak banks a tear drop off the glass! Geometry learned from the hydronaut life!
Finally a breather. Tygnon has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Anecdote of the day: Tygnon forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Mackogneur, this surprise package, barks at the teammate! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
Akwakwak can't finish! The hydronaut who finishes the ocean depths can't finish the play!
Mackogneur uses their size out there! The bushi has a built-in advantage!
Tortank leans on their knees! Gassed, but the hydronaut keeps going!
Machoc gave it everything! Everything a bushi has, left on the court!
Machoc closes his eyes walking out. Tortank keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
105-104 (W)
This who-is-this-guy player Machoc opens the scoring! A tear drop! Early advantage!
Machoc picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
This rising star Akwakwak shanks a floater at half court! That's uncharacteristic!
This hidden prospect Akwakwak goes to work along the baseline! A floater drops beautifully!
Machoc creates the switch! Smooth adjustment, bushi-level thinking!
Halftime whistle. Tygnon has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Juicy anecdote: Tygnon was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Mackogneur orchestrates the final play! Conducting the finale with their katana blade!
Machoc slides to the passing lane and steals it! Silky smooth technique!
Machoc high-fives courtside fans! Those bushi hands spreading the love!
Tortank drills the three in this heated rivalry! Three points of pure hydronaut grit!
Tygnon with the game ball! Earned it the hard way, bushi style!
Akwakwak and Tygnon slap each other's butts. Tortank declines the invitation. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
84-115 (L)
This total unknown Mackogneur gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Akwakwak can't buy a bucket! Another miss from mid-range! Frustrating!
Akwakwak turns it over in beyond the arc! Butterfingers from this hydronaut!
Machoc, this swiss-army-knife type, lets the shooter get free back to the basket! Costly lapse!
Tortank drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a hydronaut's spirit has limits!
Break. Tortank asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Little secret: Tortank has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Akwakwak goes to work the Spalding into nothing! Tendency to rush on full display tonight!
This total unknown Machoc stumbles! The fatigue is real after the allotted time!
Mackogneur coughs it up! A bushi's grip doesn't work on the damn ball!
This hidden prospect Mackogneur slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Akwakwak drives past the media. This raw talent not in the mood to talk.
Tygnon walks toward the tunnel without a word. Machoc stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
107-100 (W)
This potential breakout star Machoc in the starting lineup! Let's see what this potential breakout star brings!
Akwakwak hits the triple! Three lengths ahead, three cheers for this hydronaut turned baller!
Machoc recovers and blocks! That's the hustle of someone who works for a living!
Tygnon sees the floor! The awareness of a bushi scanning the feudal lord!
Akwakwak communicates the switch! Clear as a hydronaut's instructions!
Halftime whistle. Akwakwak high-fives his teammates on the way out. Little secret: Akwakwak listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Mackogneur with the tough two-handed slam through contact! This newcomer won't be denied!
Machoc, this player nobody saw coming, plays to the crowd! An electric crowd is contagious!
Tygnon rebounds and outlets! From board to bucket, this bushi does it all!
Every hydronaut in the crowd sees themselves in Tortank's battle with the rock!
Akwakwak celebrates at the final buzzer! Celebration worthy of their diving helmet!
Mackogneur and Akwakwak form a tunnel for Tortank to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
84-112 (L)
Tygnon, this combo guard, takes the court! The Playoff atmosphere is electric!
Tortank misses the open look! A hydronaut never misses the ocean depths... But misses the pill!
Mackogneur, this solid build, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from mid-range!
This hidden prospect Tygnon can't recover! Scored on off the pick and roll! Ego the size of Texas!
Machoc, this do-it-all player, posts up and delivers a two-handed slam! Textbook!
Break! Tygnon rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Did you know? Tygnon launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
This raw talent Akwakwak can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Mackogneur bobbles and misses! Fumbling the Spalding like it's a Monday morning!
Tygnon, this solid build, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
Machoc is spent! Used up like the feudal lord after a bushi's long day!
Machoc reflects on what could have been. Limited stamina the difference tonight.
Akwakwak hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Tygnon keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Basketman ends the season #7 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Tygnon.
Season Journal
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen... Basketman!
Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Tygnon on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them.
His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket.
And because this season couldn't possibly be normal, the coach went out and signed Mackogneur. The man. Is. A bushi. I'm going to let that marinate for two seconds. A bushi. On a professional basketball court. With guys who jump 3 feet off the ground. This dude jumps 6 inches, on a good day, with a running start and the wind at his back. But he's got their katana blade and apparently, the technical motion of a bushi and a pull-up jumper are "basically the same thing, give or take 90 degrees." That's what the coach said. The team doctor immediately requested a cognitive evaluation for the coach.
The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.
Basketman ends the season #7 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Tygnon.
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