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11
Days survived
9
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
10
🗺️ Km traveled
1
👑 Decisions
1
🩺 Rescues
4
🍳 Meals cooked
1
🪤 Traps built
4
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
30 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Victor Wembanyama was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Gollum and Superman had barricaded the entrances. Flash was already treating the first injuries. Rick Sanchez found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Black Panther rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Deadpool... Deadpool just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Black Panther leads the last defense.
+13
1
🎒
Flash weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
1
Failure: Gollum casts the line and hooks a submerged zombie. Today's catch is... unexpected.
+1
1
🎂
Victor Wembanyama (22 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
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📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Deadpool: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
2
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Deadpool drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Deadpool doesn't.
2
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Deadpool
has died
3
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Day 3: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Gollum must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
3
🎒
Gollum throws their dart which sticks into the wall 2 meters from the zombie.
-3
3
Flash contaminates crime scene by sneezing on evidence. All DNA analysis is corrupted. The medical examiner becomes his own artifact.
-1
3
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Rick Sanchez dies gazing at the stars. The last observed star still shines. The universe continues its show without its biggest fan.
3
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Rick Sanchez
has died
4
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Day 4: Victor Wembanyama tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
4
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Superman throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
4
Quirky: Gollum uses a fishing net to trap zombies. 'It's a big fish. Very big. And it bites.'
+1
4
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Black Panther refuses to retreat, claiming kings never back down. Unfortunately, zombies didn't get the memo about royal protocol.
4
💀
Black Panther
has died
5
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Day 5: Flash tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
5
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Superman detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
5
Victor Wembanyama used their height and agility to hoist survivors onto a roof during an attack — helicopter parent vibes.
-2
6
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Poetic Death: Superman infiltrates hostile territory for a scoop. The scoop is explosive. Extraction compromised. Last article: unpublished.
6
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Superman
has died
7
🌍
Day 7: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Gollum is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
7
🎒
Flash presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
7
Flash reconstructs zombie attack 'crime scene' with figurines. 'Zombie entered here, bit there, exited there.' Post-mortem profiling.
-1
8
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Flash ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
8
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Flash
has died
9
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Day 9: Victor Wembanyama falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
9
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Gollum catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
9
Victor Wembanyama organizes Sunday basketball games. The ball is an inflated zombie... no wait, an actual ball. Found in a gym.
-2
9
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Victor Wembanyama pedals so fast the wheel disintegrates and the seat flies off like a missile. Fatal impact.
9
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Victor Wembanyama
has died
10
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Day 10: A stray dog follows Gollum to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
-9
10
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Day 10: Gollum opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
10
Success: Gollum feeds the camp by fishing the nearby river. Fresh protein and morale boost.
+1
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Gollum blows into their improvised blowgun, inhales instead of exhaling and swallows the dart.
11
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Gollum
has died

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