☠️
89
Days survived
117
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
58
🗺️ Km traveled
29
👑 Decisions
19
🩺 Rescues
148
🍳 Meals cooked
16
🪤 Traps built
100
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Michael Jordan was woken by screams. Joe Biden by silence, which is worse. Tank Dell didn't sleep at all. Jesus Christ was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Aiden Pearce was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Cnut the Great heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
📌
📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Joe Biden dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Gordon Ramsay must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
4
🎒
Joe Biden throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
5
🎒
Aiden Pearce detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
6
🌍
Day 6: Aiden Pearce spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
+5
6
⚡
Aiden Pearce creates a 'Tinder for survivors' app that becomes strangely popular
+5
7
💀
Poetic death - Joe Biden dies trying to serve a subpoena to a zombie horde for 'disturbing the peace'
7
💀
Joe Biden
has died
8
🌍
Day 8: Aiden Pearce has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
10
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🎒
Jesus Christ races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
14
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🎒
Tank Dell cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
16
🌍
Day 16: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Jesus Christ must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
16
⚡
Tank Dell charges through hordes like a running back, clearing a path for survivors with unstoppable physical power — not even zombies can stop them.
+1
17
💀
Cnut the Great hides in his ivory tower waiting for it to blow over
17
💀
Cnut the Great
has died
19
🌍
Day 19: Rats invade the grain storage. Gordon Ramsay must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
22
🎒
Michael Jordan accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
25
🎒
Jesus Christ throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
26
🌍
Day 26: Gordon Ramsay loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
26
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
29
💀
Tank Dell dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
29
💀
Tank Dell
has died
30
🎒
Aiden Pearce uses their flash grenade to take a group photo. Everyone is blinded.
+3
33
🌍
Day 33: Jesus Christ slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
39
🌍
Day 39: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Jesus Christ must deal with this.
-7
40
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+3
41
🎒
Gordon Ramsay breaks the ballista string by pulling it too hard. The weapon is unusable. Back to the stone age.
-5
43
💀
Michael Jordan drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Michael Jordan doesn't.
43
💀
Michael Jordan
has died
46
📌
📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Jesus Christ: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Jesus Christ must secure it before the other survivors.
-15
49
🌍
Day 49: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Jesus Christ must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
50
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
55
🎒
Gordon Ramsay inflates the empty chip bag and pops it to scare a zombie. Makeshift firecracker.
+3
57
🎒
Gordon Ramsay throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
59
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
59
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
66
⚡
Aiden Pearce hacks the bunker's security system (then gets eaten because they forgot to lock the door behind them)
+5
67
🌍
Day 67: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Gordon Ramsay must face it.
-23
71
⚡
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
78
🎒
Aiden Pearce weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
79
🌍
Day 79: Gordon Ramsay spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
80
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
80
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
82
🌍
Day 82: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Aiden Pearce must supervise repairs.
+4
85
🌍
Day 85: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Aiden Pearce is closest and must react in a split second.
-20
86
⚡
Aiden Pearce launches a DDoS attack against zombies (spoiler: it doesn't work)
+5
87
🎂
Aiden Pearce is 52 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
89
💀
Aiden Pearce tries to explain blockchain to other survivors to 'rebuild society'
89
💀
Aiden Pearce
has died
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