☠️
51
Days survived
40
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
38
🗺️ Km traveled
10
👑 Decisions
9
🩺 Rescues
48
🍳 Meals cooked
6
🪤 Traps built
44
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
32 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Jeffrey Epstein, Abu Qatada, Astrid Wett, Harold Shipman, Samuel Little, Ted Kaczynski, and Mohamed Atta found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Jeffrey Epstein screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Astrid Wett pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Harold Shipman ran to the pharmacy aisle. Samuel Little emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Ted Kaczynski cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Abu Qatada found the stairs to the roof. Mohamed Atta was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
🌍
Day 1: A military drone flies over the camp. Harold Shipman must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
1
🎒
Samuel Little plants their broken bottle into a zombie's eye with surgical precision.
+4
1
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Abu Qatada publishes thesis: 'Do Zombies Have Souls?' After 400 pages, concludes: 'It's complicated.' Peer review: no living peers available.
-3
1
🎂
Abu Qatada is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
💀
Mohamed Atta takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
1
💀
Mohamed Atta
has died
1
📌
📍 Chelsea football stadium. Fans never left. Ted Kaczynski: "Die-hard supporters. Literally."
0
4
⚡
Harold Shipman treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
8
🌍
Day 8: Ted Kaczynski finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
8
🎒
Abu Qatada's hen lays an egg every morning and the group finally has a regular source of protein.
+7
11
🎂
Astrid Wett is 26 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
12
💀
Samuel Little collects unsettling trophies
12
💀
Samuel Little
has died
14
🎒
Harold Shipman uses the ambulance siren and races through the city. The medical equipment on board saves lives!
+8
15
🌍
Day 15: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Astrid Wett must extract them.
+10
15
⚡
Ted Kaczynski proposed to 'coexist peacefully with the zombies.' Motion denied faster than a Netflix cancellation.
0
19
💀
Abu Qatada kneels before the horde asking: 'Are you still God's children?' Answer: a growl. Abu Qatada accepts this as theological closure.
19
💀
Abu Qatada
has died
23
🎒
Harold Shipman pulls out the corkscrew instead of the blade from their Swiss Army knife when facing a zombie.
-4
24
⚡
Astrid Wett attempts a selfie with a zombie for their Instagram stories
-4
25
🌍
Day 25: It's raining frogs. Literally. Astrid Wett doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
26
💀
Astrid Wett creates a makeup tutorial 'Zombie chic look' with real pieces
26
💀
Astrid Wett
has died
27
🌍
Day 27: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Harold Shipman must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
28
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
31
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
+3
33
💀
Ted Kaczynski was planting trees in the buffer zone when it became ground zero. Going green has its risks.
33
💀
Ted Kaczynski
has died
34
⚡
Harold Shipman diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
36
🎒
Harold Shipman takes a zombie's temperature: 12°C. Technically
0
38
🌍
Day 38: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Jeffrey Epstein leads the last defense.
+13
41
💀
Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
41
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
43
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Day 43: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Harold Shipman must understand and counter their strategy.
-25
46
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📍 The Shard. View from the top. Harold Shipman: "London's burning. Figuratively and literally."
0
49
🌍
Day 49: Water supplies are running low. Harold Shipman must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
50
⚡
Harold Shipman improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
51
💀
Harold Shipman attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
51
💀
Harold Shipman
has died
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