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156
Days survived
491
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
307
🗺️ Km traveled
60
👑 Decisions
51
🩺 Rescues
239
🍳 Meals cooked
34
🪤 Traps built
139
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
49 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Iron Man was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Superman and Mike Tyson had barricaded the entrances. The Doctor was already treating the first injuries. Chef found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Max Tennyson rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Jesus Christ... Jesus Christ just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
The Doctor is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
0
1
📌
📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Superman: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
3
🎒
Max Tennyson wraps the whip around their own neck while attempting a complex move.
-5
5
🌍
Day 5: Chef discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
5
Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
6
🎒
Superman's koala climbs as a scout in the trees and alerts the group by growling when zombies approach.
+6
6
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
7
🌍
Day 7: Superman catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
9
💀
The Doctor drinks soda while running and the carbonation causes such a powerful burp that they bite their tongue and choke.
9
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The Doctor
has died
11
🎒
Mike Tyson trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
11
Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
14
🌍
Day 14: Mike Tyson loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
15
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Day 15: Iron Man sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
17
🎒
Mike Tyson leaves banana peels everywhere like in Mario Kart.
+3
20
Chef attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
21
🎂
Chef (44 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
27
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
27
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Jesus Christ
has died
28
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Chef starts the subway and speeds through tunnels away from zombies. Next station: Freedom!
+8
41
🌍
Day 41: Iron Man recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
43
🌍
Day 43: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Iron Man must navigate blind.
+9
43
🎒
Chef tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
44
Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
46
📌
📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Iron Man: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
56
Max Tennyson talks to the engine like a patient: 'Come on, baby, start...' The engine coughs, sputters, and turns over. Mechanical magic.
+5
60
💀
Chef dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
60
💀
Chef
has died
62
🎒
Iron Man skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
64
🌍
Day 64: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Iron Man takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
71
Max Tennyson gets an abandoned armored vehicle running with three bolts and a screwdriver. The convoy can move again.
+5
82
Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
84
🎒
Superman uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
86
🌍
Day 86: Max Tennyson discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
89
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Max Tennyson dies under the chassis, 12mm wrench in hand. The vehicle starts without them. The repair was their last.
89
💀
Max Tennyson
has died
91
📌
📍 Water tower rooftop. Mike Tyson checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
97
Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
100
🎒
Mike Tyson sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
103
🌍
Day 103: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Iron Man must extract them.
-19
108
Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
110
🎒
Superman finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
113
🌍
Day 113: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Iron Man must supervise repairs.
+4
114
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Iron Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
114
💀
Iron Man
has died
118
🎒
Superman drives the bus like a pro and picks up survivors at every stop. Line Z: destination Survival!
+8
121
🌍
Day 121: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Superman must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
122
🌍
Day 122: Mike Tyson discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
128
💀
Superman takes a turn too sharp with the bus that tips over. Passengers become a zombie buffet.
128
💀
Superman
has died
132
🌍
Day 132: Mike Tyson tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
136
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Mike Tyson: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
143
🌍
Day 143: Mike Tyson must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
153
🌍
Day 153: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Mike Tyson must secure the perimeter without electricity.
-12
156
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Mike Tyson dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
156
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Mike Tyson
has died

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