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Season Journal

Standings

#TeamWLPts
1Detroit Engine-Roar14128
2Boston Ring-Chasers12324
3Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest11422
4New York Over-Timers11422
5Cleveland Twin-Towers11422
6San Antonio Skyscrapers10520
7Toronto Border-Patrol9618
8Houston Blast-Off8716
9Minnesota Ice-Wall8716
10Denver Horse-Track7814
11Los Angeles Nursing-Home6912
12Miami Heart-Attack51010
13Orlando Magic-Beans3126
14Phoenix No-Defense3126
15Philadelphia Injury-Report2134
16My Team0150

Pre-season

Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is Dwayne Johnson. The man is massive, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Lee Kuan Yew. Profession? Statesperson. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with their diplomatic pouch, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the political storm could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.

Matchday 1vs Detroit Engine-Roar

80-125 (L)

Mother Teresa bounces the pill pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!

This guy with rings on every finger Dwayne Johnson rattles it out! So close yet so far from the left corner!

Turnover by Mother Teresa! Competing the game requires less coordination, clearly!

Mother Teresa caught flat-footed! Standing still, the religious sister reflexes took a nap!

Mother Teresa storms to the bench! Heated! This religious sister doesn't handle losing well!

Halftime. The doctor examines Mother Teresa's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Anecdote of the day: Mother Teresa forgot her shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.

Lee Kuan Yew steps back but overcooks it! Ego the size of Texas showing up again!

Mother Teresa is gassed! More tired than after a full day of competing the game!

Lee Kuan Yew with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the political storm!

Dwayne Johnson storms to the bench! This living legend is visibly upset!

This franchise cornerstone Dwayne Johnson tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.

Lee Kuan Yew bites his lip, fists clenched. Dwayne Johnson shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.

Matchday 2vs Miami Heart-Attack

87-132 (L)

Tip-off! Mother Teresa gets us started! Let's go!

Lee Kuan Yew denied by the basket! Even a statesperson can't pry it open!

Lee Kuan Yew gets the ball stripped! The political storm would have stayed in a statesperson's grip!

Lee Kuan Yew, this solid build, fouls unnecessarily in the paint! Defense that's basically a suggestion!

Dwayne Johnson, this household name, refuses to high-five! Lack of consistency hurting the chemistry!

Break time. Dwayne Johnson bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. The staff told me Dwayne Johnson sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.

Lee Kuan Yew sends it long! Too much power, not enough finesse from this statesperson!

Dwayne Johnson, this household name, is dragging! The 4 periods of 12 minutes minutes taking their toll!

Lee Kuan Yew gets picked! A statesperson getting the political storm stolen in broad daylight!

Lee Kuan Yew mouths off on the decisive possession! A statesperson venting about the political storm!

Mother Teresa, this household name, takes the loss hard. Ego the size of Texas at the wrong moments.

Mother Teresa's eyes are glassy. Dwayne Johnson mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.

Matchday 3vs Orlando Magic-Beans

87-132 (L)

Mother Teresa steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this certified GOAT candidate!

Brick! Mother Teresa misfires from the right corner! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!

Dwayne Johnson posts up the leather right to the defense! Costly mistake by this potential GOAT!

Mother Teresa lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this household name fooled!

Dwayne Johnson dribbles the towel! This undisputed superstar showing tendency to rush!

The players disappear. Dwayne Johnson has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Small detail: Dwayne Johnson wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.

A step-back three from Mother Teresa hits the iron! Tendency to rush under the spotlight!

Mother Teresa asks for the ball to slow the pace! This all-time great needs air!

Mother Teresa, this combo guard, fumbles the entry pass at half court!

Mother Teresa, this swiss-army-knife type, waves off the play call! Tendency to force bad shots hurting the team!

This once-in-a-lifetime player Mother Teresa stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this once-in-a-lifetime player wanted.

Mother Teresa watches the crowd file out in silence. Lee Kuan Yew prefers not to look. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'

Matchday 4vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

74-119 (L)

This hall-of-fame lock Lee Kuan Yew in the starting lineup! Let's see what this hall-of-fame lock brings!

Lee Kuan Yew can't convert! The statesperson's touch with the political storm deserted them!

Dwayne Johnson, this smooth operator, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from the left corner!

Mother Teresa bites on the pump fake! This hall-of-fame lock sent flying from the left corner!

Dwayne Johnson slams the Spalding in frustration! Hot head on full display!

Halftime whistle. Lee Kuan Yew high-fives his teammates on the way out. Did you know Lee Kuan Yew keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.

Lee Kuan Yew drives the basketball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this guy with rings on every finger!

Dwayne Johnson short-arms the shot from fatigue! This potential GOAT has nothing left!

Dwayne Johnson charges right into the defender! Turnover! Injury-prone body when controlling pace!

Mother Teresa glares at the damn ball! Like it personally betrayed this religious sister!

This first-ballot legend Dwayne Johnson shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.

Mother Teresa and Dwayne Johnson walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.

Matchday 5vs Phoenix No-Defense

75-119 (L)

Lee Kuan Yew explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This household name locked in!

Mother Teresa, this versatile guy, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to force bad shots!

Lee Kuan Yew turns it over in the money time! A statesperson dropping their diplomatic pouch at the worst time!

Lee Kuan Yew fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a statesperson chasing the political storm!

Mother Teresa throws their hands up! Like a religious sister when their bare hands breaks!

Halftime whistle! Mother Teresa slides down against the hallway wall. Locker room intel: Mother Teresa has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on her butt. That's commitment. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.

Mother Teresa can't score in the second quarter! This religious sister is way off tonight!

Lee Kuan Yew powers through! The statesperson in them won't quit on the political storm!

This basketball god Dwayne Johnson loses concentration and the pill with it!

Dwayne Johnson, this potential GOAT, barks at the teammate! Hot head taking over!

Dwayne Johnson, this undisputed superstar, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.

Mother Teresa punches her locker when she gets to the locker room. Dwayne Johnson slides down the wall to the floor. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

Matchday 6vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

90-134 (L)

Mother Teresa, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! An incredible energy!

Mother Teresa short on the attempt! Needs the reach of their bare hands!

Lee Kuan Yew double-dribbles! Navigating the political storm doesn't have that rule!

Dwayne Johnson reacts too late to rotate! Injury-prone body on the help side!

Lee Kuan Yew mouths off and picks up a T! Lack of consistency taking over!

Well-deserved break. Mother Teresa looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Exclusive info: Mother Teresa is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.

Mother Teresa with the off-balance free throw! This potential GOAT couldn't set the feet!

Mother Teresa calls for the sub! Even a religious sister's stamina with their bare hands has limits!

Lee Kuan Yew with the backcourt violation! A statesperson going backwards with the political storm!

Mother Teresa sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a religious sister after a long shift!

Dwayne Johnson sits alone on the bench. This potential GOAT processing the defeat.

Dwayne Johnson sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Mother Teresa has her head in her hands. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.

Matchday 7vs Toronto Border-Patrol

77-121 (L)

Lee Kuan Yew locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a statesperson who means business!

Dwayne Johnson, this smooth operator, bobbles the basketball and the chance evaporates back to the basket!

Lee Kuan Yew with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost statesperson!

This franchise cornerstone Dwayne Johnson picks up the cheap foul! Injury-prone body showing!

Mother Teresa argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to competing the game!

Halftime whistle. Dwayne Johnson spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. They say Dwayne Johnson has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Break's over, the players take their positions.

A euro-step attempt by Lee Kuan Yew falls short! Ego the size of Texas in the legs!

Mother Teresa needs oxygen! More winded than a religious sister after overtime!

Dwayne Johnson throws it away! Tendency to force bad shots under pressure driving to the hoop!

Mother Teresa drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a religious sister's spirit has limits!

Mother Teresa walks off in defeat! Even a religious sister's skills couldn't save tonight!

Lee Kuan Yew hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Dwayne Johnson keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.

Matchday 8vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

86-131 (L)

Lee Kuan Yew wins the opening tip! Tipping off with statesperson energy!

Dwayne Johnson fades away but it's well off! Limited stamina under fatigue!

This basketball god Dwayne Johnson with turnover number buckets! Limited stamina is piling up!

Dwayne Johnson, this combo guard, gets exploited in the switch! Sometimes predictable game exposed in the mismatch!

Mother Teresa walks away muttering! Muttering about the game under their breath!

Halftime! Lee Kuan Yew has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Fun fact: Lee Kuan Yew was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.

This franchise cornerstone Mother Teresa short-arms a floater on the low block! Not enough lift!

Mother Teresa cramps up! Muscles tight from their bare hands and the pill double duty!

Lee Kuan Yew with the careless pass! Navigating the political storm with more care, please!

Lee Kuan Yew looks to the heavens! A statesperson praying for their diplomatic pouch to work!

Dwayne Johnson fires away past the media. This generational talent not in the mood to talk.

Lee Kuan Yew unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Mother Teresa runs a hand down her face. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.

Matchday 9vs Houston Blast-Off

73-118 (L)

Dwayne Johnson, this living legend, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!

Dwayne Johnson gets a clean look but heavy feet costs the bucket!

This all-time great Lee Kuan Yew dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!

Mother Teresa gets blown by! Even a religious sister couldn't stop that!

Mother Teresa picks up the second technical! This household name ejected! Hot head!

End of the first act. Mother Teresa is puffing like a steam engine heading back. I've been told Mother Teresa always puts her left shoe on first. The one day she switched, gave up 40 points. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.

Lee Kuan Yew puts up a prayer... Unanswered! Not even their diplomatic pouch can save that!

Lee Kuan Yew misses from fatigue! This guy with rings on every finger can't get the elevation along the baseline!

Lee Kuan Yew throws it out of bounds! Like launching their diplomatic pouch into the void!

This franchise cornerstone Dwayne Johnson fouls hard out of frustration! Occasional mental lapses showing!

Lee Kuan Yew, this combo guard, hangs the head. Tough loss despite natural-born leadership effort.

Mother Teresa refuses the coach's embrace. Lee Kuan Yew accepts it but his body is stiff. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'

Matchday 10vs Denver Horse-Track

75-120 (L)

Mother Teresa, this once-in-a-lifetime player, embraces the sold-out gym on fire! Game on!

Air ball from Lee Kuan Yew! Being a statesperson doesn't help with shooting, apparently!

Dwayne Johnson tries to be too fancy and loses the orange! Occasional mental lapses in the decision-making!

Mother Teresa gets posterized! A religious sister framed by their bare hands in the worst way!

This household name Dwayne Johnson shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

Halftime. The doctor examines Dwayne Johnson's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Fun fact: Dwayne Johnson got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Back in action! The coach got the message across.

Lee Kuan Yew can't finish! The statesperson who finishes the political storm can't finish the play!

Mother Teresa attacks but the legs won't cooperate! Ego the size of Texas catching up!

Mother Teresa botches the handoff! Even their bare hands exchanges go smoother!

Dwayne Johnson drives and kicks the stanchion! This first-ballot legend losing composure!

This franchise cornerstone Dwayne Johnson congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this franchise cornerstone.

Lee Kuan Yew slams his fist on the bench. Dwayne Johnson places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'

Matchday 11vs New York Over-Timers

76-121 (L)

Lee Kuan Yew steps onto the venue! From navigating the political storm to this, game time!

Mother Teresa drives the damn ball awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this basketball god!

Dwayne Johnson coughs up the orange! Ego the size of Texas strikes again driving to the hoop!

This absolute legend Mother Teresa fouls reaching in! Hot head on defense!

Dwayne Johnson, this do-it-all player, sits down hard on the bench! Tendency to rush written all over his face!

Halftime whistle. Lee Kuan Yew high-fives his teammates on the way out. Quick anecdote about Lee Kuan Yew: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.

Lee Kuan Yew, this solid build, gets the look from downtown but the lid's on the rim!

Mother Teresa leans on their knees! Gassed, but the religious sister keeps going!

Dwayne Johnson passes to nobody! This guy with rings on every finger with a head-scratching decision!

This all-time great Mother Teresa hangs the head after the miss! Deflated at the top of the key!

Mother Teresa sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a religious sister after their bare hands broke!

Mother Teresa sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Dwayne Johnson has his head in his hands. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.

Matchday 12vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

74-119 (L)

This first-ballot legend Lee Kuan Yew means business! Fast start in transition!

This franchise cornerstone Lee Kuan Yew shanks a finger roll from the left corner! That's uncharacteristic!

This first-ballot legend Dwayne Johnson forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!

Mother Teresa gets posted up and scored on! This first-ballot legend overpowered!

Dwayne Johnson mutters to himself walking back! This household name fighting inner demons!

The players disappear into the tunnel. Lee Kuan Yew asks for an ice pack. Little scoop: Lee Kuan Yew logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.

This basketball god Lee Kuan Yew misfires again! Shaky emotions under pressure could cost the team!

Mother Teresa gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a religious sister begging the game for mercy!

Mother Teresa throws it away! A pass worse than a religious sister tossing the game!

This potential GOAT Dwayne Johnson gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!

Lee Kuan Yew packs up and heads out! Packing their diplomatic pouch, unpacking emotions!

Lee Kuan Yew sits on the floor in the hallway. Dwayne Johnson sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.

Matchday 13vs Boston Ring-Chasers

90-134 (L)

Dwayne Johnson opens with a hook shot! This all-time great making an early statement!

Lee Kuan Yew, this solid build, wastes a golden chance with a wild two-handed slam!

Dwayne Johnson, this swiss-army-knife type, gets called for the carry! Tendency to force bad shots in ball-handling!

Mother Teresa gets burned on the drive! Defense that's basically a suggestion in lateral movement!

Lee Kuan Yew, this smooth operator, throws the hands up! Exasperated driving to the hoop!

Finally a breather. Dwayne Johnson has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Did you know Dwayne Johnson keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.

Lee Kuan Yew, this all-time great, with the shot-clock heave! No good on the low block!

Dwayne Johnson is running on pure willpower! This absolute legend refusing to quit!

Dwayne Johnson, this combo guard, commits the travel! Limited stamina in the footwork!

Mother Teresa can't hide the frustration! Their bare hands frustration meets the Spalding frustration!

Mother Teresa had the chances but couldn't convert. This hall-of-fame lock left wanting.

Mother Teresa stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Dwayne Johnson comes back to get her. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'

Matchday 14vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

77-121 (L)

Lee Kuan Yew, this combo guard, is introduced and the arena explodes! This household name is in the building!

This global icon Mother Teresa muscles up a half-court heave but can't get it to fall!

Dwayne Johnson with the lazy pass! Occasional mental lapses leading to easy points!

Dwayne Johnson, this versatile guy, gets blown by on the perimeter! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the legs!

Dwayne Johnson, this all-around player, pounds the scorer's table! Injury-prone body on full display!

Halftime! Mother Teresa walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Mother Teresa refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.

Dwayne Johnson launches a devastating dunk and... Airball! Tendency to force bad shots at its peak!

Mother Teresa finds a second wind! The religious sister engine roars back to life!

This absolute legend Lee Kuan Yew with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!

This first-ballot legend Dwayne Johnson slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!

Dwayne Johnson, this tweener, trudges off the gym. Lessons to take from this one.

Lee Kuan Yew and Dwayne Johnson share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.

Matchday 15vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

86-131 (L)

Lee Kuan Yew gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a statesperson on day one!

Mother Teresa shoots short! Not enough juice! Even a religious sister would cringe!

Mother Teresa takes off carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!

Lee Kuan Yew gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the political storm on a rough day!

Dwayne Johnson, this basketball god, with the frustrated foul! Ego the size of Texas in tough moments!

Break! Lee Kuan Yew heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Little scoop: Lee Kuan Yew collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.

Mother Teresa shanks it from the key! Competing the game uses different muscles!

Dwayne Johnson is cramping up! This undisputed superstar trying to shake it off! Lack of consistency!

Dwayne Johnson loses the orange in traffic! This generational talent can't afford that!

Mother Teresa shakes their head! A religious sister who can't believe that just happened!

Mother Teresa walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to religious sister life tomorrow!

Dwayne Johnson taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Mother Teresa walks through the door without pushing it. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.

My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Dwayne Johnson.

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Season journal

15 GAMES · 0W · 15 L · 1207 POINTS SCORED · 1877 CONCEDED
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Preseason
Season kickoff
L
MD01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
80-125
LOSS
Ouch. Detroit Engine-Roar demolishes My Team 125-80. Not our day.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
87-132
LOSS
Ouch. Miami Heart-Attack demolishes My Team 132-87. Not our day.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
87-132
LOSS
Ouch. Orlando Magic-Beans demolishes My Team 132-87. Not our day.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
74-119
LOSS
Ouch. Philadelphia Injury-Report demolishes My Team 119-74. Not our day.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
75-119
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Phoenix No-Defense 119-75. Long bus ride home.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
90-134
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Los Angeles Nursing-Home 134-90. Long bus ride home.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
77-121
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Toronto Border-Patrol 121-77. Long bus ride home.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
86-131
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Minnesota Ice-Wall 131-86. Long bus ride home.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD09
vs Houston Blast-Off
73-118
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Houston Blast-Off 118-73. Long bus ride home.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD10
vs Denver Horse-Track
75-120
LOSS
Ouch. Denver Horse-Track demolishes My Team 120-75. Not our day.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD11
vs New York Over-Timers
76-121
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by New York Over-Timers 121-76. Long bus ride home.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
74-119
LOSS
Ouch. Cleveland Twin-Towers demolishes My Team 119-74. Not our day.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
90-134
LOSS
Ouch. Boston Ring-Chasers demolishes My Team 134-90. Not our day.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
77-121
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by San Antonio Skyscrapers 121-77. Long bus ride home.
★ Dwayne Johnson
L
MD15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
86-131
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest 131-86. Long bus ride home.
★ Dwayne Johnson

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