☠️
151
Days survived
413
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
232
🗺️ Km traveled
44
👑 Decisions
28
🩺 Rescues
209
🍳 Meals cooked
24
🪤 Traps built
89
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Barack Obama was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Usain Bolt and Eddie Hall had barricaded the entrances. Jesus Christ was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Iron Man rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Patrick Mahomes... Patrick Mahomes just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Jesus Christ must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
1
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Patrick Mahomes: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
2
🎒
Gordon Ramsay bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
3
🌍
Day 3: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Barack Obama must adapt the defense.
+9
3
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
🎒
Usain Bolt's koala climbs as a scout in the trees and alerts the group by growling when zombies approach.
+6
4
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Success - Barack Obama rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
7
⚡
Jesus Christ prescribes herbal tea to a critically wounded survivor. The tea tastes amazing. The wound? Still gaping wide open.
+2
8
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Patrick Mahomes dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
8
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Patrick Mahomes
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Eddie Hall must deal with this.
+4
15
🎒
Gordon Ramsay cuts up a pizza found in an abandoned restaurant with their cutter. Priorities.
+4
19
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Usain Bolt runs in place in front of a horde to hypnotize them with the rhythm
+4
25
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Day 25: Jesus Christ finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
26
🎂
Barack Obama is 65 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
31
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Jesus Christ claims to 'sense zombie energy' and places crystals at the camp entrance. Weirdly, no zombies enter for a week. X-Files much?
+2
36
🎒
Eddie Hall charges on the armored war horse and tramples zombies in his path. Knight of the apocalypse!
+9
39
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Jesus Christ dies taste-testing an unknown plant to check its healing properties. Property discovered: lethal.
39
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Jesus Christ
has died
40
🎒
Barack Obama inflates the empty chip bag and pops it to scare a zombie. Makeshift firecracker.
+3
44
🌍
Day 44: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Gordon Ramsay must ration the group's water.
+5
45
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Day 45: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Eddie Hall is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
45
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
46
📌
📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. Gordon Ramsay: "Rent was too high anyway."
0
47
🎒
Iron Man strikes a zombie right in the face with their rake, tearing off its jaw.
+4
49
⚡
Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
57
💀
Iron Man steps on three rakes in a row like in a cartoon. The third one knocks them out for good.
57
💀
Iron Man
has died
59
⚡
Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
+4
60
⚡
Success: Eddie Hall crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
+4
64
🎒
Usain Bolt cuts off a zombie's fingers with his crowbar in one swift motion.
+4
69
🎒
Gordon Ramsay climbs into the siege tower and shoots zombies from the heights. Unassailable dominant position!
+8
71
🌍
Day 71: Usain Bolt repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
71
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Day 71: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Barack Obama must find their weak point.
-20
72
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Gordon Ramsay topples the siege tower which crashes down sideways. 15 tons of wood on Gordon Ramsay. Medieval pancake.
72
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
80
⚡
Failure - Barack Obama botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
87
⚡
Failure: Eddie Hall breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
+4
88
🎒
Barack Obama wraps the whip around their own neck while attempting a complex move.
-5
89
🎒
Usain Bolt uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
91
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Usain Bolt: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
97
🌍
Day 97: The camp cook has gone missing. Barack Obama must feed 50 people with what's left.
-14
103
🌍
Day 103: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Barack Obama must extract them.
+10
105
💀
Usain Bolt drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Usain Bolt doesn't.
105
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
109
🌍
Day 109: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Barack Obama watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
110
🎒
Barack Obama organizes a chariot race with other survivors. The winner gets a can of food.
+4
123
🌍
Day 123: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Barack Obama finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
126
⚡
Unusual - Barack Obama tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
131
🎒
Eddie Hall presses the fire extinguisher but it's empty and only spits out a pathetic trickle.
-3
133
💀
Eddie Hall falls off the warhorse in full armor and can't get back up. Like a turtle on its back. Worse.
133
💀
Eddie Hall
has died
135
🌍
Day 135: A violent storm approaches. Barack Obama must secure the camp before the tempest.
-10
136
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Barack Obama: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
144
🌍
Day 144: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Barack Obama must secure it before the other survivors.
-15
150
🌍
Day 150: Barack Obama finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
151
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Barack Obama eats chips while running and chokes on a piece. Don't run while eating.
151
💀
Barack Obama
has died
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