☠️
59
Days survived
83
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
60
🗺️ Km traveled
10
👑 Decisions
6
🩺 Rescues
91
🍳 Meals cooked
9
🪤 Traps built
39
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
32 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Commander Shepard was woken by screams. Rick Grimes by silence, which is worse. Jesus Christ didn't sleep at all. Naruto Uzumaki was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Sanji was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Rick Sanchez was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Superman heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
📌
📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Superman: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
2
🎒
Sanji detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
3
⚡
Rick Sanchez predicts zombie movements with machine learning. Accuracy: 98%. Usefulness without electricity: 0% 🤖⚡
+4
4
🌍
Day 4: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Rick Grimes must adapt the defense.
-18
4
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🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
5
💀
Naruto Uzumaki improvises and pretends to be a doctor/soldier/engineer as needed
5
💀
Naruto Uzumaki
has died
6
🌍
Day 6: Commander Shepard finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
6
⚡
Jesus Christ transforms a simple hammer into an anti-zombie Mjolnir
+1
10
🎒
Rick Grimes tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
12
💀
Commander Shepard ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
12
💀
Commander Shepard
has died
15
🎒
Rick Sanchez paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
17
⚡
Failure: Superman gets too close to a zombie for a 'better angle'. Journalistic instinct has no survival mode.
-1
21
🌍
Day 21: Rick Sanchez loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
22
💀
Poetic Death: Superman dies camera in hand, the last shot filmed is blurry but chilling. The documentary releases posthumously.
22
💀
Superman
has died
26
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
27
🌍
Day 27: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Rick Grimes must save what can be saved.
-25
28
🎒
Jesus Christ drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
29
💀
Rick Grimes dies in a heroic shootout facing a horde, emptying their clip to the last bullet. The sheriff falls, standing.
29
💀
Rick Grimes
has died
36
🌍
Day 36: Jesus Christ recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
38
🎒
Jesus Christ wraps the whip around their own neck while attempting a complex move.
-5
38
⚡
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
40
💀
Jesus Christ is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
40
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
45
🌍
Day 45: Sanji cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
46
📌
📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Sanji: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
48
🎒
Sanji gets stuck in the middle of the cable car. Wind rocks the cabin. Zombies wait below.
-6
49
⚡
Rick Sanchez creates a zombie tracking app. Too bad there are no servers left to host it 📱🧟
+4
50
💀
Rick Sanchez optimizes evacuation routes with an algorithm. Zombies just take the shortest path to fresh meat 🧭🍖
50
💀
Rick Sanchez
has died
52
🎒
Sanji throws his boomerang which knocks out two zombies before returning obediently to his hand.
+7
53
🌍
Day 53: Sanji spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
-12
55
⚡
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
56
🌍
Day 56: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Sanji takes command of the evacuation.
-22
59
💀
Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
59
💀
Sanji
has died
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