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47
Days survived
52
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
48
🗺️ Km traveled
13
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
29
🍳 Meals cooked
3
🪤 Traps built
36
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
35 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Patrick Dempsey spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Benito Mussolini nodded without a word. Eric Dane cracked their knuckles. Kawhi Leonard opened their first aid kit. Andrew Garfield pulled a camping stove from their bag. Michael Jordan pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Tom Holland looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🌍
Day 1: The camp's water is contaminated. Michael Jordan must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
-17
1
🎒
Tom Holland cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
1
Success: Benito Mussolini explores dangerous zones to bring back reliable intel. War correspondent at heart, nothing fazes them.
0
1
🎂
Patrick Dempsey is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
📌
📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Patrick Dempsey: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
2
💀
Andrew Garfield chases their hen in the middle of the night without a flashlight and falls into a ditch full of crawling zombies.
2
💀
Andrew Garfield
has died
5
🌍
Day 5: Benito Mussolini finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
5
Michael Jordan tries to 'disrupt' survival with an innovative concept. The concept: selling water. Water is free. Epic fail.
-1
7
🎒
Michael Jordan finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
8
🎂
Tom Holland (30 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
10
💀
Tom Holland dies reciting 'To be or not to be' facing a horde
10
💀
Tom Holland
has died
12
🎒
Eric Dane decorates their face with bandages like a manga character. The zombies are confused.
+2
13
Kawhi Leonard threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-4
14
🌍
Day 14: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Eric Dane must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
15
💀
Kawhi Leonard slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
15
💀
Kawhi Leonard
has died
17
Failure - Eric Dane flubs their final line and shouts 'CUT!' facing a hungry horde
0
18
🌍
Day 18: Michael Jordan drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
21
🎒
Michael Jordan breaks their broom on a zombie and uses the pointed handle as an improvised spear.
+3
23
💀
Michael Jordan dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
23
💀
Michael Jordan
has died
24
Quirky: Benito Mussolini interviews a captured zombie for 'the paper'. Microphone extended, questions asked. Answers: groans. Article: 'No comment.'
0
29
🌍
Day 29: Eric Dane tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
30
🎒
Eric Dane steps on their rake which swings up and hits them in the face. Classic.
-4
33
💀
Benito Mussolini dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
33
💀
Benito Mussolini
has died
35
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Day 35: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Eric Dane must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
36
Patrick Dempsey negotiates with zombies to work for free as extras
+3
38
🎒
Eric Dane speeds off on the aero-bike and leaves the zombies in a cloud of futuristic dust.
+8
42
💀
Poetic death - Eric Dane dies reciting Hamlet, zombies applaud before devouring them
42
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Eric Dane
has died
43
Patrick Dempsey organizes a crisis meeting with catering even during the apocalypse
+3
44
🌍
Day 44: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Patrick Dempsey must save what can be saved.
-25
44
🎒
Patrick Dempsey stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
45
🌍
Day 44: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Patrick Dempsey must navigate blind.
-18
46
🎒
Patrick Dempsey gallops on horseback across the plains and outpaces zombies effortlessly. Perfect rider-mount connection!
+7
46
Patrick Dempsey miraculously finds resources in the survival budget
+3
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Patrick Dempsey: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
💀
Patrick Dempsey recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
47
💀
Patrick Dempsey
has died

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