☠️
70
Days survived
108
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
73
🗺️ Km traveled
16
👑 Decisions
7
🩺 Rescues
66
🍳 Meals cooked
11
🪤 Traps built
48
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Mewtwo and Dracaufeu were on the wrong side. Darth Vader spotted them from the roof of a bus. Yoda, Gordon Ramsay, and Steve Jobs were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Joe Biden, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Darth Vader must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
1
⚡
Joe Biden makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
+3
1
📌
📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Dracaufeu: "They were dead inside before this."
0
2
🎒
Darth Vader cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
4
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
5
💀
Yoda takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
5
💀
Yoda
has died
6
🎒
Dracaufeu uses their flash grenade to take a group photo. Everyone is blinded.
+3
7
🌍
Day 7: Mewtwo uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
12
⚡
Joe Biden launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Joe Biden!'
+3
13
🎂
Steve Jobs is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
14
💀
Joe Biden dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
14
💀
Joe Biden
has died
19
🌍
Day 19: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Darth Vader must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
19
🎒
Dracaufeu detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
20
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
26
💀
Mewtwo dies on a full moon night, exactly as their own horoscope had predicted. Disturbing coincidence.
26
💀
Mewtwo
has died
29
🎒
Gordon Ramsay accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
35
🌍
Day 35: Darth Vader uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
35
⚡
Quirky: Dracaufeu organizes New Year's fireworks for the camp. Zombies are attracted to light like morbid moths.
0
37
💀
Dracaufeu drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Dracaufeu doesn't.
37
💀
Dracaufeu
has died
42
🌍
Day 42: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Steve Jobs watches the scene, puzzled.
-6
43
⚡
Steve Jobs cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
45
🎒
Steve Jobs discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
46
💀
Steve Jobs takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
46
💀
Steve Jobs
has died
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Darth Vader: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
⚡
Darth Vader assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+3
49
🌍
Day 49: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Darth Vader must treat everyone with limited resources.
-15
56
🎒
Darth Vader gets stuck in the middle of the cable car. Wind rocks the cabin. Zombies wait below.
-6
57
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
57
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
58
🌍
Day 58: Darth Vader discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
59
⚡
Darth Vader gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+3
60
⚡
Darth Vader orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+3
66
🌍
Day 66: Darth Vader has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
70
💀
Darth Vader leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Darth Vader falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
70
💀
Darth Vader
has died
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