PEOPLE — basketball_team 🇺🇸
5 members · TeamBranch
Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | PEOPLE | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... PEOPLE! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Saitama. The man is massive, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Yuji Itadori. A student. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a student, with bare hands, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Yuji Itadori has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the game with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
90-107 (L)
The game begins and Yuji Itadori is ready! You can see insane court vision written all over his face!
Osama bin Laden can't find the range! The theodolite has better accuracy than that!
Goku throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the farmer got too confident!
Usain Bolt bites on the fake! Fooled like an athlete by counterfeit the personal records!
Yuji Itadori pops the jumper! Clean as their bare hands after a polish!
The locker room fills up. Usain Bolt has already eaten three oranges. Fun fact: Usain Bolt blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Usain Bolt stares in disbelief! The look of an athlete who just lost everything!
Yuji Itadori can't buy a bucket! Maybe the game would be easier to aim!
Saitama spaces the floor! Making room out there like a superhero clears the workspace!
Usain Bolt rises up but the legs won't cooperate! Hot head catching up!
Goku rises up past the media. This bonafide star not in the mood to talk.
Yuji Itadori watches the crowd file out in silence. Saitama prefers not to look. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
130-90 (W)
Goku opens with a double-clutch layup! This franchise guy making an early statement!
Usain Bolt hooks it in! The arc of an athlete swinging the starting blocks!
Usain Bolt sees the floor! The awareness of an athlete scanning the personal records!
Goku racks up an and-one! Productive night for this farmer!
Goku, this tweener, clamps down in the clutch! Elite a left-handed block!
Into the tunnel. Saitama grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Juicy intel: Saitama turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Yuji Itadori scores at the buzzer! A bank shot with insane court vision! Brilliant!
Osama bin Laden, this generational talent, wraps it up with a flourish! Total destruction!
Usain Bolt confused the scorers table for the personal records checkout! Easy mistake!
Usain Bolt spins and celebrates! A hug with the coach at the buzzer! The crowd erupts!
Usain Bolt tallied double figures! Double the personal records, double the glory!
Yuji Itadori does the floss while Saitama spins like a top. Goku just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
94-97 (L)
Goku lands the first deep three! First blood! The farmer strikes first!
Yuji Itadori with an alley-oop! The finesse of their bare hands right there on the arena!
Goku, this smooth operator, gets dunked on from the right corner! Poster material!
Saitama misses at coming out of the locker room! A superhero dropping the game at the worst time!
Saitama goes to work with renewed energy! This dude out of nowhere smells blood!
Rest. Osama bin Laden buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Juicy intel: Osama bin Laden turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Yuji Itadori misses the wide-open three! Their bare hands left behind on this one!
Saitama is visibly upset! Upset as a superhero when the game goes sideways!
From humble the personal records beginnings, Usain Bolt rises at the field house!
Osama bin Laden throws it away with the game on the line! Ego the size of Texas!
Yuji Itadori sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a student after their bare hands broke!
Yuji Itadori leaves the court at a jog. Usain Bolt stays there, planted at center court, motionless. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
117-106 (W)
Usain Bolt wins the opening tip! Tipping off with athlete energy!
Saitama hits nothing but net! Pure as a superhero's work with their bare hands!
Saitama shuts down the lane! Closed for business, like a superhero closing the game!
This certified GOAT candidate Osama bin Laden with assist number points! That dawg mentality on display!
Goku slows the pace when the team needs it! This established star tempo control!
Into the tunnel. Saitama grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Bus driver's confession: Saitama raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Goku puts it through! The reliability of a farmer with the stubborn soil!
The arena buzzes for Usain Bolt! An athlete who electrifies wherever they go!
Yuji Itadori covers for the teammate! Got your back, that's the student way!
Saitama's transformation from superhero to athlete is this conference classic's best story!
Saitama caps a perfect night! Clean as a superhero on their best day!
Goku points both hands at the sky. Usain Bolt points at Goku. Yuji Itadori points at the exit. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
95-128 (L)
Goku steps onto the arena! From cultivating the stubborn soil to this, game time!
This elite player Goku with a rare miss facing the rim! Even the best stumble!
Sloppy handling by Yuji Itadori! Competing the game is done with more finesse!
Osama bin Laden fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a civil engineer chasing the river gorge!
This living legend Osama bin Laden with a cold-blooded finger roll! No conscience!
The players head in. Saitama slips on the wet tunnel floor. Small detail: Saitama wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Saitama argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to competing the game!
Goku, this elite player, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
This franchise cornerstone Osama bin Laden calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
This guy nobody was talking about Saitama stumbles! The fatigue is real after the 48 regulation minutes!
Goku walks off in silence. This top-tier talent gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Yuji Itadori mutters while walking out. Saitama watches from the corner of his eye, worried. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
125-96 (W)
Osama bin Laden locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a civil engineer who means business!
Goku with a pull-up jumper in the paint! Cultivating the stubborn soil in tight spaces!
Saitama with the strip! Snatched the pill clean, that's a superhero with quick hands!
Yuji Itadori, this who-is-this-guy player, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for an off-balance shot!
Saitama reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this superhero!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Yuji Itadori to massage his thighs. Confession: Yuji Itadori believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Osama bin Laden with the reverse layup! Creative as a civil engineer with the river gorge!
Confetti falls as Yuji Itadori exits! A student's grand finale on the field house!
Yuji Itadori motivates from the floor! Motivation of a student who refuses to lose!
Goku, this franchise guy, answers every challenge! Next-level basketball IQ never fading!
Osama bin Laden carries the team to victory! Strong as a civil engineer on a Monday morning!
Goku mimes popping a champagne bottle. Usain Bolt mimes chugging straight from it. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
97-121 (L)
And we're underway! Saitama touches the basketball first! This potential breakout star looks eager!
Yuji Itadori fades away and fires but misses everything! Injury-prone body tonight!
This who-is-this-guy player Yuji Itadori dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
This dude out of nowhere Yuji Itadori gives up the offensive rebound! Hot head when boxing out!
Yuji Itadori scores again! When you're a student by trade, the orange is child's play!
Halftime. Yuji Itadori throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know? Yuji Itadori launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Osama bin Laden shakes their head! A civil engineer who can't believe that just happened!
Yuji Itadori throws up a clunker! Their bare hands would weep at that trajectory!
Osama bin Laden goes to the post! That civil engineer strength is showing!
Goku mops their face! Sweating more than when cultivating the stubborn soil!
Osama bin Laden hangs their head! A civil engineer who gave everything they had!
Usain Bolt's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Saitama hides his eyes under a towel. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
104-108 (L)
This guy nobody was talking about Yuji Itadori in the starting lineup! Let's see what this guy nobody was talking about brings!
Saitama converts driving to the hoop! A pull-up jumper with trademark freakish explosiveness!
Saitama gives up the easy bucket! Easier than competing the game!
Goku fires and misses in transition. Should have stuck with the stubborn soil!
This headliner Goku ignites the rally! The deficit is shrinking!
Break. Saitama's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Fun fact: Saitama failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Usain Bolt spins and bricks it! Ego the size of Texas in the closing moments!
Saitama can't hide the frustration! Their bare hands frustration meets the basketball frustration!
The arc of this game bends toward Yuji Itadori! This who-is-this-guy player controlling destiny!
Saitama can't handle the pressure! This rising star folds in the dying seconds!
This dude out of nowhere Yuji Itadori tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Yuji Itadori walks toward the tunnel without a word. Goku stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
111-96 (W)
Usain Bolt, this household name, embraces the standing ovation! Game on!
A thunderous slam from Goku! That's that dawg mentality at the highest level!
Osama bin Laden jumps into the passing lane! A monster swat! Huge play!
Usain Bolt, this long boy, runs the offense with night-in night-out consistency! Beautiful passing!
Yuji Itadori, this raw talent, orchestrates the delay game! Insane court vision in action!
The locker room fills up. Saitama has already eaten three oranges. Confession: Saitama believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Saitama sinks it from back to the basket. A superhero never misses the game, and never misses the hoop!
The building is buzzing! Saitama and palpable tension creating magic!
Goku, this multi-time All-Star, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Watch Usain Bolt move! The footwork of an athlete navigating the personal records!
Goku tips their hat! The farmer salute! Pure class!
Osama bin Laden grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. Yuji Itadori applauds. Behind the scenes, I learned Yuji Itadori was also a student in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
90-116 (L)
Yuji Itadori sets the tone early! The student came to play tonight!
Goku, this do-it-all player, gets the separation but can't finish! Tendency to rush!
Yuji Itadori throws it away! A pass worse than a student tossing the game!
Goku loses the battle in the paint! Being a farmer doesn't help you here!
Saitama floats one in from the right corner! Delicate as a superhero with their bare hands!
Break! Goku rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Confession: Goku believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Yuji Itadori kicks the air! The frustration of a student who knows they can do better!
Osama bin Laden, this titan, wastes a golden chance with a wild thunderous slam!
Goku calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's farmer mentality!
Osama bin Laden, this colossus, laboring up and down! Tendency to rush draining the energy!
Usain Bolt absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, an athlete knows tough days!
Saitama hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Goku keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
100-99 (W)
Tip-off! Usain Bolt gets us started! Let's go!
Yuji Itadori with the defensive rebound! Secured like only a student can!
Goku can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this All-Star caliber talent!
Goku explodes and delivers a pull-up jumper! The seed dibber by day, buckets by night!
Osama bin Laden adjusts the tempo! Controlling the rhythm like a veteran civil engineer!
Heading in. Usain Bolt's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Fun fact: Usain Bolt tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Saitama, this hidden prospect, draws the foul on the inbound pass! Free throws coming!
Yuji Itadori contests the shot! Reaching like a student reaching for the game!
Opposing fans respect Yuji Itadori! Even rivals admire a student's hustle!
Goku with the game-winner! The winning touch of the seed dibber on the stubborn soil!
Goku sits on the bench with a smile! This max-contract guy job well done!
Usain Bolt does the robot at center court while Osama bin Laden pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. I got a text from Usain Bolt after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
78-116 (L)
Osama bin Laden takes the court to a crowd fully behind them! The civil engineer with the theodolite is here!
Saitama misfires in the paint! Even this player nobody saw coming has off nights!
Yuji Itadori, this solid build, gets called for the carry! Tendency to rush in ball-handling!
Yuji Itadori reacts too late to rotate! Sometimes predictable game on the help side!
Usain Bolt, this hall-of-fame lock, refuses to high-five! Heavy feet hurting the chemistry!
Halftime! Goku walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Did you know Goku knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Cleveland Twin-Towers's colors. By accident, obviously. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Air ball from Goku! Being a farmer doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Goku stumbles on the play! Stumbling like a farmer over the stubborn soil!
Goku forces the pass! Forcing the seed dibber where it doesn't fit!
Usain Bolt drops the head after another miss! Heavy feet sapping the confidence!
Saitama gave it everything! Everything a superhero has, left on the court!
Yuji Itadori and Saitama walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
97-122 (L)
Osama bin Laden, this oversized freak, announced to huge cheers! A sold-out gym on fire!
Saitama heaves and misses! Should have heaved the game instead!
Saitama turns it over in the left wing! Butterfingers from this superhero!
Saitama gets posterized! A superhero framed by their bare hands in the worst way!
Usain Bolt explodes the ball with flair and hits a pull-up jumper! Sensational!
Break. Goku collapses next to the vending machine. Physio's confession: Goku purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Saitama mouths off and picks up a T! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
Saitama skips it off the rim! The game has better hop than that!
Goku, this smooth operator, exploits the mismatch at the buzzer! Smart play!
Goku struggles in the second half! The farmer hitting the wall with the stubborn soil!
Osama bin Laden, this all-time great, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Goku refuses Boston Ring-Chasers's handshake. Yuji Itadori offers a limp one with just his fingertips. I learned that Goku's father was a student. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
100-124 (L)
This generational talent Osama bin Laden gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Osama bin Laden bricks another one! Building something awful with the theodolite tonight!
Osama bin Laden coughs it up! A civil engineer's grip doesn't work on the orange!
Osama bin Laden, this colossus, gets exploited in the switch! Shaky emotions under pressure exposed in the mismatch!
Usain Bolt crosses over with the precision of an athlete at work. And it's an off-balance shot!
Halftime! Saitama is limping slightly heading off the court. Locker room anecdote: Saitama talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
This certified bucket Goku fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
Saitama with a wild attempt! This dude out of nowhere not finding the range tonight!
Usain Bolt drives into the right spacing! Eyes in the back of the head and elite court awareness!
Saitama soldiers on! The soldier who competes the game with their bare hands!
Yuji Itadori leaves the temple of basketball quietly! Quiet as a student after the game setback!
Yuji Itadori's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Goku hides his eyes under a towel. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
87-131 (L)
Osama bin Laden huddles with the team! Huddling up, the civil engineer strategizes!
Goku shoots but the shot rims out! Tendency to force bad shots rears its ugly head!
Yuji Itadori turns it over on the inbound pass! A student dropping their bare hands at the worst time!
Saitama gambles for the steal and pays the price! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Usain Bolt storms to the bench! This once-in-a-lifetime player is visibly upset!
The locker room fills up. Osama bin Laden has already eaten three oranges. Anecdote: Osama bin Laden tried to impress the Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Osama bin Laden can't convert! The civil engineer's touch with the river gorge deserted them!
Goku bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a farmer after the seed dibber overtime!
Yuji Itadori charges right into the defender! Turnover! Sometimes predictable game when controlling pace!
Goku throws their hands up! Like a farmer when the seed dibber breaks!
Saitama, this swiss-army-knife type, hangs the head. Tough loss despite silky smooth technique effort.
Yuji Itadori refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Saitama watches it and immediately regrets it. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
PEOPLE finishes #11 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: Saitama.
Season Journal
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... PEOPLE!
There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Saitama. The man is massive, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face.
You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance.
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Yuji Itadori. A student. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a student, with bare hands, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Yuji Itadori has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the game with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee.
The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
PEOPLE finishes #11 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: Saitama.
💬 💬 Comments & Suggestions (0)
💭
No comments yet. Be the first to share your opinion!
Do you like this creation?
Share it with your friends!
