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40
Days survived
56
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
35
🗺️ Km traveled
7
👑 Decisions
8
🩺 Rescues
23
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
30
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Adolf Hitler spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Javonte Williams nodded without a word. Andrew Vaughn cracked their knuckles. Medic opened their first aid kit. James D. Watson pulled a camping stove from their bag. Frederick Hauck pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Ed Gein looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🌍
Day 1: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Medic must ration the group's water.
-10
1
🎒
Andrew Vaughn cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
1
Medic diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
1
🎂
Ed Gein is 78 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
💀
Poetic death - James D. Watson dies while reciting their PhD thesis on zombie anthropology
1
💀
James D. Watson
has died
1
📌
📍 Chelsea Market. Zombies feast on... each other. Andrew Vaughn: "The irony is not lost on me."
0
2
🎒
Javonte Williams breaks their broom on a zombie and uses the pointed handle as an improvised spear.
+3
3
🌍
Day 3: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Medic must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
3
🎂
Frederick Hauck, 84 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
5
Javonte Williams wears football helmet and gear 24/7. Even while sleeping. 'It's PROTECTION.' Camp: 'You sleep in your HELMET?' Javonte Williams: 'Sleep is a RISK.'
-2
6
💀
Javonte Williams dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
6
💀
Javonte Williams
has died
8
🎒
Medic offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
14
Frederick Hauck drops leaflets from the plane: "SURVIVORS — Head SOUTH. Secure camp. Bring coffee." The coffee part is non-negotiable.
+2
16
🌍
Day 16: Medic loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
17
💀
Ed Gein collects unsettling trophies
17
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Ed Gein
has died
19
🌍
Day 19: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Frederick Hauck must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
19
Medic improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
20
🎒
Adolf Hitler plants his scissors in a zombie's temple with a swift and deadly gesture.
+4
22
💀
Andrew Vaughn dies bat in hand at home plate, surrounded but having hit one final grand slam.
22
💀
Andrew Vaughn
has died
23
🌍
Day 23: Adolf Hitler negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
25
🎒
Adolf Hitler shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
26
Adolf Hitler launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Adolf Hitler!'
+2
27
💀
Frederick Hauck takes off for one final evacuation run. Engine coughs at 1000 feet. The pilot makes the hard choice not to crash into a camp full of people.
27
💀
Frederick Hauck
has died
29
🎒
Medic puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
30
Medic treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
35
🌍
Day 35: Medic must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
-6
36
💀
Medic decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
36
💀
Medic
has died
38
Adolf Hitler makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
+2
39
🌍
Day 39: Adolf Hitler finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
39
🌍
Day 39: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Adolf Hitler must adapt the defense.
+9
39
🎒
Adolf Hitler weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
39
Adolf Hitler holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
40
💀
Adolf Hitler takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
40
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died

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