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39
Days survived
66
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
38
🗺️ Km traveled
7
👑 Decisions
6
🩺 Rescues
35
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
24
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
30 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Aaron Judge spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Lionel Messi nodded without a word. Alexander the Great cracked their knuckles. Jesus Christ opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Patrick Mahomes pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Cristiano Ronaldo looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Day 1: Water supplies are running low. Gordon Ramsay must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
1
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Cristiano Ronaldo poses for a camp portrait during a zombie alert. The artist keeps painting. Even the zombie stops to admire the composition.
+1
1
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📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Lionel Messi: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
2
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Gordon Ramsay cuts up a pizza found in an abandoned restaurant with their cutter. Priorities.
+4
2
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Aaron Judge (34 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
3
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Patrick Mahomes dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
3
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Patrick Mahomes
has died
4
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Day 4: Aaron Judge tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
6
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Aaron Judge throws a fastball at a zombie's head. Strike one... but this batter won't go down swinging.
-3
6
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Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
8
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Alexander the Great throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
9
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Aaron Judge confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
9
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Aaron Judge
has died
11
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Jesus Christ throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
11
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Alexander the Great assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+3
12
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Day 12: Gordon Ramsay slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
13
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Cristiano Ronaldo throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
13
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Cristiano Ronaldo
has died
14
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Lionel Messi sets up a dart board on a motionless zombie and practices.
+3
15
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Day 15: Gordon Ramsay recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
19
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Failure: Lionel Messi attempts a bicycle kick on a zombie. The form is magnificent. The zombie hasn't moved.
+1
20
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
20
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Jesus Christ
has died
23
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Day 23: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Alexander the Great organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
23
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Quirky: Lionel Messi organizes a soccer match with survivors using a zombie head as the ball. Red card for everyone.
+1
26
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Poetic Death: Lionel Messi runs faster than everyone else. Except this time, because they went back for the one who fell.
26
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Lionel Messi
has died
28
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Alexander the Great gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+3
32
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Day 32: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Alexander the Great is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
33
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Alexander the Great leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Alexander the Great falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
33
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Alexander the Great
has died
37
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Day 37: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Gordon Ramsay must save what can be saved.
-25
38
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Day 38: Gordon Ramsay drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
38
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
38
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
39
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Gordon Ramsay attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
39
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
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