☠️
252
Days survived
907
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
574
🗺️ Km traveled
101
👑 Decisions
77
🩺 Rescues
506
🍳 Meals cooked
50
🪤 Traps built
351
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. David was woken by screams. Usain Bolt by silence, which is worse. Dracolosse didn't sleep at all. Tony Tony Chopper was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Helen Keller heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
📌
📍 Yellow cab graveyard in Midtown. Dracolosse hotwires one. "Meter's still running. Classic."
0
2
🎂
Helen Keller, 88 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
3
⚡
Helen Keller improvises random skills to justify their presence
+4
5
🌍
Day 5: It's raining frogs. Literally. Helen Keller doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
6
⚡
David publicly executes a traitor to maintain order through terror
+4
7
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🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
9
⚡
Failure: Dracolosse refuses to fight an 'unarmed' zombie by code of honor. The zombie has no such scruples.
+4
10
🌍
Day 10: Helen Keller spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
10
🌍
Day 10: Gordon Ramsay uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
14
💀
Helen Keller hides behind their professional mystery to avoid chores
14
💀
Helen Keller
has died
18
🌍
Day 18: Elon Musk captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
25
⚡
Tony Tony Chopper diagnoses a survivor: "You have an infection. Also, zombie behind you." Patient suddenly discovers they can run marathons.
+4
25
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
31
🌍
Day 31: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Tony Tony Chopper must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
38
⚡
David organizes raids on neighboring communities to 'collect taxes'
+4
46
📌
📍 Water tower rooftop. Elon Musk checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: Usain Bolt is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
55
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
55
💀
Elon Musk
has died
60
🌍
Day 60: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. David must improvise.
+11
61
⚡
Tony Tony Chopper sets up office hours on a beached ship. "The doctor is in from 9 to 5. Please make an appointment."
+4
68
⚡
Quirky: Dracolosse knights a camp child with a wooden sword. The ceremony is equally ridiculous and touching.
+4
70
🌍
Day 70: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. David leads the last defense.
+13
70
⚡
Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
78
🌍
Day 78: Gordon Ramsay trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
85
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
85
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
91
📌
📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Dracolosse: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
102
🌍
Day 102: Dracolosse has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
108
⚡
Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
109
⚡
Success: Dracolosse charges the horde in makeshift armor, shield forward. Zombies recoil from the impact. Honor intact.
+4
111
🌍
Day 111: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Dracolosse must deal with this.
+4
124
⚡
Tony Tony Chopper treats the wounded with whatever's at hand — literally. First aid kit and nerves of steel do the trick.
+4
134
🌍
Day 134: Tony Tony Chopper tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
136
📌
📍 Chelsea Market. Zombies feast on... each other. David: "The irony is not lost on me."
0
137
💀
Tony Tony Chopper dies on deck, stethoscope still around their neck. The ship drifts with its motionless doctor.
137
💀
Tony Tony Chopper
has died
138
⚡
Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
141
🌍
Day 141: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Usain Bolt organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
145
🌍
Day 145: Dracolosse recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
147
⚡
David recruits desperate survivors by promising protection in exchange for total submission
+4
161
🌍
Day 161: David cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
164
💀
Poetic Death: Dracolosse dies sword in hand, standing against the enemy. The oath is kept. The chronicles will remember.
164
💀
Dracolosse
has died
179
🌍
Day 179: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. David must secure the perimeter without electricity.
-12
181
📌
📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Usain Bolt: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
182
🌍
Day 182: David falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
215
🌍
Day 215: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Usain Bolt finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
224
💀
Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
224
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
226
🌍
Day 226: David must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
226
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. David: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
230
🌍
Day 230: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. David must navigate blind.
-18
231
🌍
Day 230: David loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
241
🌍
Day 241: The camp toilets are out of order. David must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
252
💀
David dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
252
💀
David
has died
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