☠️
166
Days survived
543
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
357
🗺️ Km traveled
65
👑 Decisions
76
🩺 Rescues
285
🍳 Meals cooked
38
🪤 Traps built
143
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
50 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Iron Man and Spider-Man were on the wrong side. Juggernaut spotted them from the roof of a bus. Wolverine, Gordon Ramsay, and Steve Jobs were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Albert Einstein, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: Albert Einstein must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
1
📌
📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Iron Man: "Christmas is cancelled."
0
2
🎒
Juggernaut scatters caltrops that slow down the entire zombie horde.
+5
3
🎒
Steve Jobs gets stuck under a low bridge with the truck. Zombie GPS isn't reliable.
-6
3
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
4
⚡
Wolverine calculates the zombie infection's R0 and concludes we're doomed
+3
4
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
5
🌍
Day 5: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Spider-Man takes command of the evacuation.
+11
6
💀
Wolverine eats chips while running and chokes on a piece. Don't run while eating.
6
💀
Wolverine
has died
9
🌍
Day 9: Rats invade the grain storage. Gordon Ramsay must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
17
🌍
Day 17: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Spider-Man must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
18
⚡
Spider-Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
19
⚡
Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
25
🎂
Steve Jobs is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
27
🎒
Gordon Ramsay discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
28
🎒
Albert Einstein serves tacos to zombies from the food truck. They politely queue up.
+5
30
💀
Albert Einstein drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Albert Einstein doesn't.
30
💀
Albert Einstein
has died
37
⚡
Steve Jobs tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
39
⚡
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
43
🌍
Day 43: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Spider-Man must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
46
📌
📍 Water tower rooftop. Spider-Man checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
47
🎒
Spider-Man hears the recorded subway voice: 'Mind the closing doors.' A zombie gets its hand stuck.
+4
50
🌍
Day 50: The camp toilets are out of order. Steve Jobs must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
52
🎒
Steve Jobs blinds a group of zombies with his fire extinguisher foam then knocks them out with it.
+5
55
💀
Gordon Ramsay crashes into a lamppost at full speed in their shopping cart. Airbag not included.
55
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
63
🎒
Spider-Man uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
65
⚡
Steve Jobs mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
68
🌍
Day 68: Steve Jobs finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
70
🎒
Iron Man detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
73
🌍
Day 73: Spider-Man tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
77
⚡
Steve Jobs cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
81
💀
Spider-Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
81
💀
Spider-Man
has died
84
🌍
Day 84: Iron Man throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
89
🎒
Steve Jobs sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
91
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Juggernaut: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
106
⚡
Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
109
⚡
Juggernaut flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
116
🎒
Juggernaut sets up a mini-bar in the cable car cabin. Happy hour with apocalypse view.
+4
118
🌍
Day 118: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Steve Jobs must improvise a crossing.
+9
120
💀
Steve Jobs dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
120
💀
Steve Jobs
has died
127
🌍
Day 127: Iron Man must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
-11
128
🎒
Iron Man steps on their rake which swings up and hits them in the face. Classic.
-4
129
🎒
Iron Man sets up a hammock between the open doors of the surfer van. Post-apocalyptic nap successful.
+3
130
🌍
Day 130: Iron Man crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
136
📌
📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Juggernaut: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
0
139
💀
Iron Man surfs on the roof of the van while nobody's driving. The ditch comes fast.
139
💀
Iron Man
has died
141
🌍
Day 141: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Juggernaut must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
150
🌍
Day 150: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Juggernaut is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
162
🌍
Day 162: Juggernaut finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
166
💀
Juggernaut slips on his own caltrops and tumbles down a slope full of zombies.
166
💀
Juggernaut
has died
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