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31
Days survived
41
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
40
🗺️ Km traveled
7
👑 Decisions
4
🩺 Rescues
15
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
15
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
25 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Alexander the Great and Batman were on the wrong side. Hulk spotted them from the roof of a bus. Deadpool, Gordon Ramsey, and Doctor Eggman were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Draymond Green, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: It's raining frogs. Literally. Gordon Ramsey doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
1
🎒
Gordon Ramsey falls off the unicycle for the 47th time in three minutes. Zombies are almost embarrassed for him.
-5
1
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Draymond Green records audio bulletins distributed between camps. Survivors tune in for analysis and survival tips. Their voice becomes a beacon in the chaos.
0
1
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📍 SoHo boutique. Alexander the Great finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
2
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Gordon Ramsey dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
2
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Gordon Ramsey
has died
4
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Day 4: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Batman must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
4
🎂
Draymond Green (36 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
6
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Alexander the Great assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
7
💀
Deadpool applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
7
💀
Deadpool
has died
9
🌍
Day 9: Doctor Eggman throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
9
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Batman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
12
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Draymond Green dies mic in hand, devoured mid-recording. Final episode 'How to Survive Anything' ends with a scream. Five stars on Apple Podcasts.
12
💀
Draymond Green
has died
13
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Day 13: Hulk uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
14
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Hulk is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
-3
16
💀
Hulk takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
16
💀
Hulk
has died
18
🌍
Day 18: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Doctor Eggman must extract them.
-19
18
⚡
Batman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
20
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Doctor Eggman dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
20
💀
Doctor Eggman
has died
22
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Alexander the Great gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
23
🌍
Day 23: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Alexander the Great must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
25
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Batman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
25
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Batman
has died
27
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Alexander the Great orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
29
🌍
Day 29: Water supplies are running low. Alexander the Great must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
-8
30
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Day 30: Alexander the Great loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
31
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Alexander the Great leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Alexander the Great falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
31
💀
Alexander the Great
has died
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