☠️
49
Days survived
73
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
56
🗺️ Km traveled
7
👑 Decisions
7
🩺 Rescues
30
🍳 Meals cooked
6
🪤 Traps built
35
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. William H. Macy and Christian Braun were on the wrong side. David Robinson spotted them from the roof of a bus. John Brown, Joel Asaph Allen, and Marvin Heemeyer were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Jeffrey Epstein, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: Jeffrey Epstein recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
1
🎒
Marvin Heemeyer decorates their face with bandages like a manga character. The zombies are confused.
+2
1
🎂
William H. Macy is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
📌
📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Joel Asaph Allen: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
2
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Christian Braun used their height and agility to hoist survivors onto a roof during an attack — helicopter parent vibes.
-1
3
💀
Joel Asaph Allen dies notebook in hand, final entry: "Subject hostile. Do not approach agai—"
3
💀
Joel Asaph Allen
has died
6
🌍
Day 6: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Jeffrey Epstein must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
7
⚡
William H. Macy nails the zombie walk and leads a convoy through a horde undetected. Method acting at its finest.
-2
7
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🎂
David Robinson is 61 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
9
🎒
Christian Braun uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
10
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
10
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: William H. Macy must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
12
⚡
David Robinson threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
0
15
🎒
Marvin Heemeyer wears a top hat and monocle while riding the velocipede. Distinguished apocalypse.
+3
16
💀
Christian Braun takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
16
💀
Christian Braun
has died
18
🎒
David Robinson installs an umbrella and cushion in the cart. It's now a luxury vehicle.
+3
18
⚡
William H. Macy watches a zombie shamble by and mutters: 'Way too much ham. Zero subtlety.' Real-time film critique.
-2
22
🌍
Day 22: Marvin Heemeyer confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
24
💀
William H. Macy follows the cookie crumb trail left by another survivor. The trail leads straight into a zombie nest.
24
💀
William H. Macy
has died
25
🎒
Marvin Heemeyer tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
26
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⚡
John Brown crafts makeshift splints from whatever's lying around
+2
27
🌍
Day 27: David Robinson loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
32
💀
David Robinson confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
32
💀
David Robinson
has died
33
⚡
John Brown gently massages stiff zombie joints to improve their mobility
+2
38
🎒
John Brown takes a zombie's temperature: 12°C. Technically
0
39
🌍
Day 39: John Brown finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
40
💀
John Brown offers apocalyptic anti-stress Pilates sessions
40
💀
John Brown
has died
42
🌍
Day 42: Water supplies are running low. Marvin Heemeyer must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
-8
45
⚡
Failure: Marvin Heemeyer welds at night without a mask. The sparks light up the camp like fireworks. The zombies applaud from a distance.
+4
46
🌍
Day 46: Marvin Heemeyer attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Marvin Heemeyer: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
⚡
Unusual: Marvin Heemeyer welds a zombie to a post by its armor. The zombie is immobilized. The welder nods. Clean work.
+4
49
💀
Marvin Heemeyer tips over the big wheel of the velocipede and falls two meters headfirst.
49
💀
Marvin Heemeyer
has died
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