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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | My Team | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 218 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Lionel Messi. An association football player. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: an association football player, with their football boots, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Lionel Messi has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the winning goal with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. Let's address the elephant in the room: the budget is OBSCENE. We're so deep into the luxury tax that the team accountant quit, got replaced, and the replacement quit too. The owner doesn't give a damn, he wants the ring and he's willing to burn every last dollar to get it. The result? An absolute dream roster. Every name on this lineup card sends shivers down opponents' spines. It's like playing NBA 2K with the sliders maxed out. It's almost unfair. And tonight, it probably will be.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
83-128 (L)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this long boy, takes the court! The roaring arena is electric!
Stephen Curry, this bonafide star, sends the orange wide! The touch is off tonight!
This legit talent Bronny James with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Bronny James turns the head and loses the man! This established player napping defensively!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar can't mask the disappointment! This hall-of-fame lock wearing it on the sleeve!
Cut! Halftime. Bronny James's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Did you know Bronny James knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Detroit Engine-Roar's colors. By accident, obviously. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
A thunderous slam by Stephen Curry at the buzzer is way off! Tough night for this All-Star caliber talent!
Lionel Messi posts up but the legs won't cooperate! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Bronny James tries to be too fancy and loses the basketball! Tendency to force bad shots in the decision-making!
Lionel Messi tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the association football player will bounce back!
Bronny James, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the arena. Lessons to take from this one.
Bronny James turns back to look at the court one last time. Virgil van Dijk doesn't turn around. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
111-102 (W)
This franchise guy Stephen Curry comes out aggressive! Opens with a tear drop from way beyond the arc!
Virgil van Dijk explodes with the precision of an association football player at work. And it's a fadeaway jumper!
Virgil van Dijk blankets the shooter! Covering them with their football boots thoroughness!
Bronny James explodes the leather through traffic! What a pass by this seasoned vet!
Virgil van Dijk, this jersey-selling name, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime whistle! Lionel Messi grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Anecdote: Lionel Messi lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Virgil van Dijk converts the and-one! Tough as scoring the winning goal all day!
The crowd gasps at Virgil van Dijk's move! Agility worthy of an association football player!
Virgil van Dijk makes the extra pass! This franchise guy hockey assist for a buzzer beater!
From their football boots to an off-balance shot, Virgil van Dijk's range is unmatched!
That's the game! Kareem Abdul-Jabbar finishes with a monster performance! This guy with rings on every finger victorious!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jumps into Lionel Messi's arms without warning. They both go down. I learned that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's father was an association football player. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
113-88 (W)
Tip-off! Stephen Curry gets us started! Let's go!
This guy with rings on every finger Kareem Abdul-Jabbar converts at the buzzer! An alley-oop right on cue!
Stephen Curry picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
Virgil van Dijk, this beanpole, hits the cutter perfectly! Insane court vision right on time!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this hall-of-fame lock, manages the clock beautifully in the extra period!
Break! Lionel Messi takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Small detail: Lionel Messi whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Virgil van Dijk, this mammoth, posts up and delivers a sky hook! Textbook!
Bronny James, this combo guard, basks in a packed arena! This is home!
Lionel Messi finds the open teammate! This household name making everyone better!
A narrative for the ages: Virgil van Dijk, the association football player who mastered their football boots and the damn ball!
Virgil van Dijk sits on the bench with a smile! This All-Star caliber talent job well done!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Virgil van Dijk carry Bronny James like a trophy across the entire court. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
94-98 (L)
Virgil van Dijk comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the association football player means business!
Stephen Curry lets fly the orange with insane court vision. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Bronny James, this solid build, gets dunked on in transition! Poster material!
Lionel Messi misses the runner! Stick to the day job, buddy!
Virgil van Dijk attacks and scores! The comeback is on! This established star believing!
Time to breathe. Bronny James has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Anecdote of the day: Bronny James forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Virgil van Dijk misfires on the potential dagger! This certified bucket lets them off the hook!
This undisputed superstar Kareem Abdul-Jabbar hangs the head after the miss! Deflated on the low block!
Virgil van Dijk, this elite player, delivers a live masterclass! Wisdom and poise!
This legit talent Bronny James gets called for the charge with seconds left on the clock! Brutal!
This hall-of-fame lock Kareem Abdul-Jabbar shakes hands and moves on. In the end, shaky emotions under pressure proved costly.
Virgil van Dijk walks head down toward the tunnel. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
95-103 (L)
The field house welcomes Virgil van Dijk! The association football player with the winning goal has arrived!
Lionel Messi misses at coming out of the locker room! An association football player dropping the winning goal at the worst time!
Stephen Curry throws it into the stands! What was that from this guy everybody knows!
Lionel Messi, this scrappy guard, can't keep up with the speed! Defense that's basically a suggestion exposed!
Lionel Messi scores with eyes in the back of the head. A floater at the buzzer! Too smooth!
Rest time. Stephen Curry isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. I've been told Stephen Curry once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Bronny James, this player making noise, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, can't get a bucket to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Virgil van Dijk with the perfect cut! Precision of an association football player with their football boots!
Lionel Messi powers through! The association football player in them won't quit on the winning goal!
Stephen Curry had the chances but couldn't convert. This All-Star caliber talent left wanting.
Stephen Curry refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Lionel Messi watches it and immediately regrets it. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
99-115 (L)
Bronny James looks dialed in from the start! Natural-born leadership preparation showing!
Lionel Messi misses the free throw! Scoring the winning goal under pressure is easier!
Stephen Curry coughs up the pill! Tendency to force bad shots strikes again off the pick and roll!
Lionel Messi loses their assignment! Like losing their football boots in the workshop!
Bronny James with another reverse layup! You can't stop this man!
Back to the locker room. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Anecdote of the day: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
This next-level player Bronny James slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Virgil van Dijk sends it wide! Their football boots wouldn't forgive that either!
Lionel Messi exploits the soft spot in the restricted area! Soft as the winning goal under their football boots!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Lionel Messi can't close out! The legs are shot at half court!
Stephen Curry reflects on what could have been. Shaky emotions under pressure the difference tonight.
Virgil van Dijk stares at the floor while Kareem Abdul-Jabbar mutters something inaudible under his breath. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
111-112 (L)
Stephen Curry drives into position! This multi-time All-Star not wasting any time!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry with a picture-perfect step-back three! The crowd goes wild!
Stephen Curry gives up the back door! Tendency to rush when overplaying!
Lionel Messi can't find the range! Their football boots has better accuracy than that!
This All-Star caliber talent Stephen Curry ties the game! What a comeback! Freakish explosiveness at its peak!
Halftime! Virgil van Dijk is limping slightly heading off the court. Juicy intel: Virgil van Dijk turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Stephen Curry, this tweener, gets blocked in the clutch! A ball recovery denies this established star!
Virgil van Dijk slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than an association football player hits the workbench!
The transformation of Lionel Messi is complete! This generational talent has arrived!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this household name, air-balls in the closing moments! The crowd is stunned!
Lionel Messi refuses to make excuses! An association football player owns the winning goal failures too!
Stephen Curry walks head down toward the tunnel. Lionel Messi drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. I learned that Stephen Curry's father was an association football player. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
84-128 (L)
Bronny James blows past with energy from the opening whistle! This player on the come-up locked in!
Virgil van Dijk, this walking skyscraper, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this guy everybody knows!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this long boy, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the top of the key!
This first-ballot legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar commits the and-one foul! Ego the size of Texas in positioning!
Lionel Messi storms to the bench! This absolute legend is visibly upset!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Lionel Messi to massage his thighs. Quick anecdote about Lionel Messi: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Lionel Messi, this global icon, comes up empty! A thunderous slam off target along the baseline!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this absolute unit, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Bronny James fires away carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar slams the orange in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar sits alone on the bench. This hall-of-fame lock processing the defeat.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Stephen Curry walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I learned that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's father was an association football player. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
103-110 (L)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this absolute legend, embraces the roaring arena! Game on!
This seasoned vet Bronny James misses the mark! A thunderous slam goes begging from way beyond the arc!
This world-class player Stephen Curry forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar gets burned on the drive! Injury-prone body in lateral movement!
Lionel Messi knocks down an off-balance shot from way beyond the arc! Ice in the veins!
Back to the locker room. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar punches his locker. Juicy anecdote: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Bronny James, this guy with a proven track record, yells at the coaching staff! Injury-prone body causing friction!
Lionel Messi misses the layup! Even the winning goal would have gone in easier!
Stephen Curry drives the ball out of the trap! Scary good handles under pressure!
Virgil van Dijk grimaces through the effort! The grimace of an association football player finishing the winning goal!
Bronny James walks off in silence. This seasoned vet gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Stephen Curry clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Lionel Messi fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
77-115 (L)
And we're underway! Stephen Curry touches the Spalding first! This guy everybody knows looks eager!
The rim rejects Virgil van Dijk! The rim says no! Even an association football player gets rejected sometimes!
Stephen Curry dishes the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this max-contract guy!
This hooper's hooper Bronny James picks up the cheap foul! Occasional mental lapses showing!
Stephen Curry rises up the towel! This All-Star caliber talent showing tendency to force bad shots!
Halftime. The doctor examines Lionel Messi's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Quick anecdote about Lionel Messi: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
A bank shot from Lionel Messi catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Bronny James, this well-respected player, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Kareem Abdul-Jabbar dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Lionel Messi stares in disbelief! The look of an association football player who just lost everything!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this certified bucket wanted.
Stephen Curry has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has aged ten years in forty minutes. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-103 (L)
Lionel Messi gets the starting nod! An association football player starting with their football boots confidence!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar can't buy a bucket! Another miss back to the basket! Frustrating!
Virgil van Dijk dribbles it off their foot! Their football boots would never betray an association football player like that!
Bronny James, this smooth operator, fouls unnecessarily from way beyond the arc! Hot head!
An off-balance shot from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! Another dagger! This once-in-a-lifetime player closing the door!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Lionel Messi walks head down toward the tunnel. Intel: Lionel Messi refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
This once-in-a-lifetime player Kareem Abdul-Jabbar fouls hard out of frustration! Heavy feet showing!
Stephen Curry with a rough pull-up jumper on the low block! Tendency to force bad shots at the worst time!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Virgil van Dijk is cramping up! This big-name player trying to shake it off! Limited stamina!
Stephen Curry steps back to the tunnel in disappointment. This multi-time All-Star will learn from this.
Virgil van Dijk avoids the cameras like the plague. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
88-103 (L)
Virgil van Dijk, this top-tier talent, draws first blood! A deep three to start!
Virgil van Dijk takes off the Spalding into the front rim! That's frustrating for this big-name player!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this beanpole, fumbles the entry pass in transition!
Stephen Curry, this solid build, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over sometimes predictable game!
Lionel Messi catches fire! And it's a euro-step! Natural-born leadership taking over!
Halftime. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Intel: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Virgil van Dijk, this big fella, pounds the scorer's table! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
This certified GOAT candidate Kareem Abdul-Jabbar whiffs on a finger roll! The crowd groans!
Lionel Messi with the decoy run! Diverting attention, classic association football player misdirection!
Virgil van Dijk, this big fella, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Bronny James, this tweener, hangs the head. Tough loss despite freakish explosiveness effort.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Bronny James follows the same path. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
98-93 (W)
This once-in-a-lifetime player Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in the starting lineup! Let's see what this once-in-a-lifetime player brings!
Lionel Messi applies the same technique to the damn ball as to the winning goal. A buzzer-beater from mid-range!
Virgil van Dijk steals the ball! Quick hands from scoring the winning goal all day!
Bronny James reads the defense like a book! Assist from downtown! Eyes in the back of the head!
Virgil van Dijk executes a pick-and-pop attack perfectly! Precision learned as an association football player!
Halftime. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Fun fact: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, overpowers for a bucket! Size matters!
A hostile crowd as Lionel Messi checks in for overtime! The association football player returns!
Stephen Curry celebrates the team's success! This headliner knows together is better!
They said an association football player couldn't play at this level. Lionel Messi and their football boots disagree!
Stephen Curry tosses the orange in the air! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! This elite player mission accomplished!
Stephen Curry does a backflip. Well, he tries. Virgil van Dijk applauds the effort. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
89-134 (L)
Virgil van Dijk takes the court to a hostile crowd! The association football player with their football boots is here!
Stephen Curry, this solid build, gets the look back to the basket but the lid's on the rim!
Lionel Messi trips up in the restricted area! An association football player never trips at work... Right?
Lionel Messi reacts too late to rotate! Sometimes predictable game on the help side!
Stephen Curry mouths off and picks up a T! Sometimes predictable game taking over!
Halftime! Virgil van Dijk looks in the mirror and shakes his head. The staff told me Virgil van Dijk sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
This global icon Kareem Abdul-Jabbar misfires again! Occasional mental lapses could cost the team!
Virgil van Dijk, this walking skyscraper, with tired legs in the paint! Shaky emotions under pressure slowing this big-name player down!
This world-class player Stephen Curry loses concentration and the basketball with it!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this long boy, throws the hands up! Exasperated from way beyond the arc!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this all-time great, takes the loss hard. Hot head at the wrong moments.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Stephen Curry waits at the tunnel entrance. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
85-108 (L)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this mammoth, is introduced and the arena explodes! This absolute legend is in the building!
Virgil van Dijk misses the bunny! An association football player dropping the winning goal from point-blank!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this beanpole, steps out of bounds with the Wilson! Mental lapse!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, gets blown by on the perimeter! Heavy feet in the legs!
Lionel Messi attacks driving to the hoop and finishes with a double-clutch layup! Too good!
Finally a breather. Bronny James has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Did you know Bronny James knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest's colors. By accident, obviously. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Virgil van Dijk waves off the play! The authority of an association football player in that gesture!
Bronny James forces a pull-up jumper on the low block! This solid pro trying too hard!
Lionel Messi adjusts the matchup! Finding the right fit, the association football player approach!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, this generational talent, is dragging! The contest minutes taking their toll!
Virgil van Dijk hangs their head! An association football player who gave everything they had!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Stephen Curry winces. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
My Team finishes #13 (3W-12L). Better luck next season! MVP: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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