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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Victor Wembanyama is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 224 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. Now listen up, the owner has pulled out the checkbook and he's willing to eat the luxury tax penalties. We're in the big leagues. Two max contracts, well-paid veterans on every corner. They're all-in. Every extra dollar spent costs them three in taxes, but they don't care: they want to raise that trophy in June and they've got the firepower to back it up.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
89-134 (L)
Victor Wembanyama rises up into position! This dude putting the league on notice not wasting any time!
Victor Wembanyama, this respected competitor, with a contested reverse layup that misses back to the basket!
Victor Wembanyama, this walking skyscraper, gets the ball poked away! Tendency to rush when protecting the ball!
Victor Wembanyama gets crossed over! This league veteran left frozen driving to the hoop!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James throws an elbow in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
Halftime. The doctor examines Victor Wembanyama's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Did you know? Victor Wembanyama has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
LeBron James, this titan, loses the handle and the opportunity! Hot head!
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, with tired legs on the low block! Occasional mental lapses slowing this guy with rings on every finger down!
LeBron James with the backcourt violation! This potential GOAT under too much pressure!
This player on the come-up Victor Wembanyama shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
LeBron James walks off in silence. This household name gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Victor Wembanyama mutters 'damn' under his breath. LeBron James says 'yeah' in the same tone. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
79-123 (L)
This household name LeBron James in the starting lineup! Let's see what this household name brings!
Victor Wembanyama, this well-respected player, with the shot-clock heave! No good back to the basket!
Victor Wembanyama shoots carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
LeBron James, this mountain of a man, gets dunked on at half court! Poster material!
LeBron James slams the basketball in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!
Halftime! Victor Wembanyama checks his stats on the board and winces. Did you know Victor Wembanyama started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
LeBron James with a rough hook shot from mid-range! Heavy feet at the worst time!
LeBron James is gassed! This hall-of-fame lock bent over at half court! Heavy feet catching up!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Victor Wembanyama, this titan, throws the hands up! Exasperated at the top of the key!
Victor Wembanyama had the chances but couldn't convert. This dude putting the league on notice left wanting.
Victor Wembanyama snaps at the bench on his way out. LeBron James says nothing, but his look says everything. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
83-127 (L)
Tip-off! LeBron James gets us started! Let's go!
LeBron James lets fly and fires but misses everything! Hot head tonight!
LeBron James coughs up the rock! Occasional mental lapses strikes again from the right corner!
Victor Wembanyama bites on the pump fake! This dude putting the league on notice sent flying on the low block!
LeBron James shoots and kicks the stanchion! This hall-of-fame lock losing composure!
Halftime whistle. LeBron James high-fives his teammates on the way out. Locker room intel: LeBron James has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This well-respected player Victor Wembanyama shanks a bucket from the right corner! That's uncharacteristic!
LeBron James is visibly tired! This basketball god needs a timeout badly!
LeBron James, this mammoth, gets stripped driving to the hoop! Ego the size of Texas exposed!
This dude putting the league on notice Victor Wembanyama can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Victor Wembanyama, this long boy, hangs the head. Tough loss despite an unmatched feel for the game effort.
Victor Wembanyama rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. LeBron James picks up his own and folds it carefully. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
89-133 (L)
This first-ballot legend LeBron James opens the scoring! A double-clutch layup! Early advantage!
This seasoned vet Victor Wembanyama throws up a prayer at half court! Not answered!
LeBron James charges right into the defender! Turnover! Sometimes predictable game when controlling pace!
LeBron James scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Lack of consistency!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James fouls hard out of frustration! Lack of consistency showing!
End of the second quarter. Victor Wembanyama is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Did you know? Victor Wembanyama launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James puts up a fadeaway jumper but it won't fall! Off night!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James can't close out! The legs are shot from the right corner!
LeBron James with the errant pass! This first-ballot legend needs to settle down!
Victor Wembanyama penetrates the towel! This established player showing hot head!
Victor Wembanyama drives past the media. This guy with a proven track record not in the mood to talk.
Victor Wembanyama whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. LeBron James nods without conviction. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
82-127 (L)
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James comes out aggressive! Opens with a double-clutch layup from the left corner!
Victor Wembanyama, this mammoth, gets stuffed trying an off-balance shot! Denied!
LeBron James with the lazy pass! Tendency to force bad shots leading to easy points!
This respected competitor Victor Wembanyama bites on the fake! Beaten in transition!
LeBron James pulls up away from the huddle! This generational talent in a dark place mentally!
End of the first half. Victor Wembanyama is beet red but still standing. Quick anecdote about Victor Wembanyama: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
LeBron James pulls up but overcooks it! Shaky emotions under pressure showing up again!
Victor Wembanyama, this tree of a man, looks exhausted at the top of the key! The legs are gone!
Victor Wembanyama launches into a trap! Hot head when reading the defense!
Victor Wembanyama gets a technical for complaining! Hot head on full display!
This household name LeBron James leaves the gymnasium with head held high. Fought to the end.
Victor Wembanyama bites his lip, fists clenched. LeBron James shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. Behind the scenes, I learned LeBron James was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
90-134 (L)
Victor Wembanyama takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
This respected competitor Victor Wembanyama misfires again! Heavy feet could cost the team!
Victor Wembanyama, this titan, steps out of bounds with the basketball! Mental lapse!
Victor Wembanyama, this walking skyscraper, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over defense that's basically a suggestion!
This household name LeBron James hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from mid-range!
Back in the locker room, Victor Wembanyama sits down and stares at the ceiling. Confession: Victor Wembanyama tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Victor Wembanyama rushes a reverse layup on the low block! Occasional mental lapses creeping in!
This global icon LeBron James has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from mid-range!
Victor Wembanyama storms to the bench! This legit talent is visibly upset!
This solid pro Victor Wembanyama shakes hands and moves on. In the end, heavy feet proved costly.
Victor Wembanyama lets out a big exhale walking through the door. LeBron James holds his in. Tonight I learned Victor Wembanyama used to be a volunteer firefighter before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
89-134 (L)
And we're underway! LeBron James touches the orange first! This absolute legend looks eager!
Victor Wembanyama lets fly the leather right into the defender's hands! Tendency to force bad shots!
This generational talent LeBron James commits the offensive foul! Turnover at the buzzer!
Victor Wembanyama gambles for the steal and pays the price! Tendency to rush!
LeBron James, this global icon, yells at the coaching staff! Ego the size of Texas causing friction!
Both teams head to the locker room. LeBron James wipes his forehead with his jersey. Fun fact: LeBron James failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Victor Wembanyama fades away the Wilson awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this player on the come-up!
This global icon LeBron James calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Heavy feet taking its toll!
Victor Wembanyama throws it into the stands! What was that from this league veteran!
LeBron James, this undisputed superstar, barks at the teammate! Tendency to force bad shots taking over!
LeBron James, this franchise cornerstone, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Victor Wembanyama isolates in a corner, back against the wall. LeBron James tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
78-123 (L)
Victor Wembanyama, this guy with a proven track record, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
LeBron James takes off the leather into nothing! Limited stamina on full display tonight!
Victor Wembanyama launches into a dead end at the buzzer! Turnover! Tendency to force bad shots!
Victor Wembanyama, this tower, lets the shooter get free on the low block! Costly lapse!
This league veteran Victor Wembanyama gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Coach calls everyone back. LeBron James drags his feet toward the tunnel. Anecdote of the day: LeBron James forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
A euro-step by LeBron James off the pick and roll is way off! Tough night for this basketball god!
LeBron James, this titan, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Victor Wembanyama, this tower, commits the travel! Occasional mental lapses in the footwork!
This name that's buzzing Victor Wembanyama stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
LeBron James leaves the court at a jog. Victor Wembanyama stays there, planted at center court, motionless. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
79-123 (L)
Victor Wembanyama looks dialed in from the start! Night-in night-out consistency preparation showing!
Victor Wembanyama fires a finger roll from the right corner but can't connect! Lack of consistency showing!
This solid pro Victor Wembanyama with turnover number lengths ahead! Sometimes predictable game is piling up!
LeBron James reacts too late to rotate! Heavy feet on the help side!
Victor Wembanyama can't mask the disappointment! This dude putting the league on notice wearing it on the sleeve!
Halftime! LeBron James checks his stats on the board and winces. Did you know? LeBron James tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
LeBron James, this long boy, bobbles the basketball and the chance evaporates from mid-range!
LeBron James, this tower, laboring up and down! Lack of consistency draining the energy!
This solid pro Victor Wembanyama loses concentration and the leather with it!
LeBron James drops the head after another miss! Sometimes predictable game sapping the confidence!
LeBron James sits alone on the bench. This certified GOAT candidate processing the defeat.
Victor Wembanyama takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. LeBron James follows the same path. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
76-121 (L)
LeBron James, this tree of a man, announced to huge cheers! A standing ovation!
LeBron James can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this guy with rings on every finger!
LeBron James, this mammoth, fumbles the entry pass from way beyond the arc!
Victor Wembanyama falls asleep on the weak side! Hot head exposed!
Victor Wembanyama, this tower, waves off the play call! Tendency to force bad shots hurting the team!
Halftime! LeBron James is limping slightly heading off the court. Word is LeBron James sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
This established player Victor Wembanyama muscles up a double-clutch layup but can't get it to fall!
Victor Wembanyama asks for the ball to slow the pace! This seasoned vet needs air!
Victor Wembanyama throws it away! Tendency to force bad shots under pressure from the left corner!
Victor Wembanyama, this well-respected player, refuses to high-five! Tendency to rush hurting the chemistry!
LeBron James reflects on what could have been. Limited stamina the difference tonight.
LeBron James leaves the court at a jog. Victor Wembanyama stays there, planted at center court, motionless. I learned backstage that Victor Wembanyama also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
78-122 (L)
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James catches the pill early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
This legit talent Victor Wembanyama whiffs on a thunderous slam! The crowd groans!
This solid pro Victor Wembanyama forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
LeBron James loses the screen battle! Occasional mental lapses around the picks!
LeBron James, this towering presence, pounds the scorer's table! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
Break. Victor Wembanyama's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Did you know Victor Wembanyama once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Break's over, the players take their positions.
LeBron James can't buy a bucket! Another miss in transition! Frustrating!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James stumbles! The fatigue is real after the 4 periods of 12 minutes!
LeBron James passes to nobody! This first-ballot legend with a head-scratching decision!
LeBron James glares at the scoreboard! This absolute legend not happy with the situation!
LeBron James shoots to the tunnel in disappointment. This household name will learn from this.
LeBron James presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. Victor Wembanyama walks right past without noticing. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
73-118 (L)
LeBron James rises up with energy from the opening whistle! This certified GOAT candidate locked in!
A deep three attempt by Victor Wembanyama falls short! Injury-prone body in the legs!
This well-respected player Victor Wembanyama with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
LeBron James, this beanpole, fouls unnecessarily at half court! Limited stamina!
Victor Wembanyama, this seasoned vet, with the frustrated foul! Sometimes predictable game in tough moments!
Halftime. Victor Wembanyama glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Juicy anecdote: Victor Wembanyama was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
This seasoned vet Victor Wembanyama misses the mark! A buzzer beater goes begging along the baseline!
This player making noise Victor Wembanyama signals to the bench! Needs a blow! Heavy feet!
This up-and-coming baller Victor Wembanyama gets pickpocketed on the low block! Sloppy handling!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, sits down hard on the bench! Occasional mental lapses written all over his face!
LeBron James, this colossus, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Victor Wembanyama has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. LeBron James has aged ten years in forty minutes. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
74-119 (L)
LeBron James lets fly onto the floor! The crowd roars for this all-time great!
This franchise cornerstone LeBron James short-arms an and-one from downtown! Not enough lift!
Victor Wembanyama tries to be too fancy and loses the damn ball! Tendency to rush in the decision-making!
This all-time great LeBron James fouls reaching in! Heavy feet on defense!
Victor Wembanyama mutters to himself walking back! This up-and-coming baller fighting inner demons!
Break. Victor Wembanyama collapses next to the vending machine. Quick anecdote about Victor Wembanyama: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Victor Wembanyama launches a fadeaway jumper and... Airball! Heavy feet at its peak!
LeBron James, this colossus, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!
Victor Wembanyama with a wild pass that sails out! This next-level player giving it away!
Victor Wembanyama mouths off and picks up a T! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
This next-level player Victor Wembanyama congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this next-level player.
LeBron James replays the score in his head on a loop. Victor Wembanyama tries to think about something else. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
84-128 (L)
Victor Wembanyama, this hooper's hooper, draws first blood! A scoop layup to start!
Victor Wembanyama, this league veteran, sends the leather wide! The touch is off tonight!
This guy with a proven track record Victor Wembanyama commits the 5-second violation! Clock management hot head!
Victor Wembanyama gets burned on the drive! Hot head in lateral movement!
Victor Wembanyama, this big fella, shows negative body language! Tendency to force bad shots creeping in!
Rest time. Victor Wembanyama isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Rumor has it Victor Wembanyama does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
A hook shot from LeBron James catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
LeBron James fires away a step slower than usual! Ego the size of Texas in the tank!
LeBron James, this mountain of a man, gets called for the carry! Sometimes predictable game in ball-handling!
LeBron James launches angrily after the turnover! This absolute legend spiraling!
This solid pro Victor Wembanyama stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this solid pro wanted.
Victor Wembanyama looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. LeBron James looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
85-130 (L)
The game begins and Victor Wembanyama is ready! You can see an off-the-charts basketball IQ written all over his face!
LeBron James forces a bad two-handed slam! This household name needs to trust teammates!
LeBron James goes to work the pill right to the defense! Costly mistake by this certified GOAT candidate!
LeBron James gets screened out of the play! This certified GOAT candidate lost in traffic!
This legit talent Victor Wembanyama slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
The players head in. Victor Wembanyama slips on the wet tunnel floor. Small detail: Victor Wembanyama wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
LeBron James with a wild attempt! This basketball god not finding the range tonight!
Victor Wembanyama short-arms the shot from fatigue! This respected competitor has nothing left!
Victor Wembanyama loses the leather in traffic! This player making noise can't afford that!
Victor Wembanyama picks up the second technical! This legit talent ejected! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
LeBron James, this basketball god, takes the loss hard. Ego the size of Texas at the wrong moments.
LeBron James closes his eyes walking out. Victor Wembanyama keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
Season Journal
Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby!
Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Victor Wembanyama is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 224 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery.
The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless.
Now listen up, the owner has pulled out the checkbook and he's willing to eat the luxury tax penalties. We're in the big leagues. Two max contracts, well-paid veterans on every corner. They're all-in. Every extra dollar spent costs them three in taxes, but they don't care: they want to raise that trophy in June and they've got the firepower to back it up.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
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