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122
Days survived
281
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
192
🗺️ Km traveled
36
👑 Decisions
27
🩺 Rescues
212
🍳 Meals cooked
20
🪤 Traps built
118
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
48 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Donald Trump and Usain Bolt were on the wrong side. Chewbacca spotted them from the roof of a bus. Albert Einstein, Gordon Ramsay, and Elon Musk were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Captain Hook, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Chewbacca puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
1
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📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Captain Hook: "Downward dog, dead dog."
0
2
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Bizarre: Chewbacca collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
3
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Day 3: Gordon Ramsay steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
4
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Day 4: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Usain Bolt must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
6
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Captain Hook rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
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Donald Trump diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
11
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Captain Hook throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
11
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Captain Hook
has died
12
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Failure: Chewbacca charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
14
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Day 14: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Albert Einstein is the last medical hope.
+5
16
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Elon Musk opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
18
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Success: Chewbacca holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
19
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Day 19: Elon Musk snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
19
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Donald Trump slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
20
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Albert Einstein attempts to heal a bitten zombie with love and therapeutic hugs
20
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Albert Einstein
has died
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
25
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Usain Bolt slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
26
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Usain Bolt crumbles cookies to trace a path back to camp. Hansel of the apocalypse.
+2
30
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Day 30: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Donald Trump must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
33
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Day 33: Chewbacca finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
39
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
43
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
43
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
44
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
46
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📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Chewbacca: "The tables have turned."
0
47
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Day 47: Elon Musk discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
53
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Chewbacca presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
53
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Donald Trump negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
56
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Usain Bolt catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
59
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Day 59: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Usain Bolt must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
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Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
61
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Donald Trump
has died
71
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Day 71: Chewbacca recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
71
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
76
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Chewbacca crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
77
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Day 77: Usain Bolt is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
85
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Elon Musk breaks the ballista string by pulling it too hard. The weapon is unusable. Back to the stone age.
-5
86
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
86
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Elon Musk
has died
87
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
88
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
91
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Chewbacca: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
93
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Usain Bolt (40 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
94
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Day 94: The camp's water is contaminated. Chewbacca must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
-17
96
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Chewbacca offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
98
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Day 98: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Chewbacca must improvise.
-22
103
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Chewbacca puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
103
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Chewbacca
has died
112
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Day 112: Usain Bolt discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
-8
113
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Day 113: Usain Bolt recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
122
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Usain Bolt slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
122
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Usain Bolt
has died
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