☠️
125
Days survived
284
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
207
🗺️ Km traveled
29
👑 Decisions
14
🩺 Rescues
165
🍳 Meals cooked
16
🪤 Traps built
118
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
45 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Jesus Christ spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Usain Bolt nodded without a word. Goku cracked their knuckles. Wolverine opened their first aid kit. Sanji pulled a camping stove from their bag. Tony Stark pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Ralph Wiggum looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Jour 1 : Usain Bolt est de garde de nuit et repère un mouvement suspect. Zombie ou survivant ?
+5
1
🎒
Wolverine throws their dart which sticks into the wall 2 meters from the zombie.
-3
1
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Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
1
📌
📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Tony Stark: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
3
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Jour 3 : Wolverine glisse sur une flaque de sang et atterrit sur le seul cactus décoratif du camp.
-3
5
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
7
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Sanji drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
8
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Poetic Death: Wolverine dies behind the bar, towel on shoulder. The last drink is served. The bar is closed. For good.
8
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Wolverine
has died
10
⚡
Tony Stark cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
12
🎒
Jesus Christ runs out of coal for the locomotive. The train slows down and zombies catch up to the convoy.
-6
14
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Jour 14 : Un labo pharmaceutique intact est repéré. Usain Bolt doit le fouiller sans réveiller les zombies en hibernation.
+10
17
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Tony Stark cuts off a zombie's fingers with his crowbar in one swift motion.
+4
19
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Ralph Wiggum tries to explain their job to zombies to bore them to death
+4
21
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Jour 21 : Usain Bolt récupère une trousse de premiers soins complète dans une ambulance abandonnée.
+9
22
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Ralph Wiggum becomes a zombie and nobody notices the difference
22
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Ralph Wiggum
has died
26
⚡
Jesus Christ organizes a community gathering that actually brings people together. It's like a Hallmark movie, but with undead extras.
0
32
🎒
Usain Bolt throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
35
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Day 35: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Goku finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
39
🎒
Usain Bolt trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
44
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Jour 44 : Trois enfants survivants sont coincés dans un bus scolaire entouré de zombies. Jesus Christ doit les extraire.
-19
44
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Tony Stark mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
45
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Jesus Christ forgets to check the rails. The railway bridge is destroyed. Plunge into the void with the locomotive.
45
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Jesus Christ
has died
46
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📍 Fifth Avenue. Smashed storefronts. Goku: "Black Friday got dark this year."
0
48
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Jour 48 : Usain Bolt ronfle si fort que les zombies pensent qu'un moteur tourne. Reconnaissance involontaire.
-3
49
🎒
Tony Stark puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
50
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
53
🌍
Jour 53 : De la neige en plein été. Les zombies regardent les flocons tomber, fascinés. Usain Bolt profite de cette distraction inattendue.
+3
61
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Sanji forgets to recharge the aero-bike. It's now a very heavy and very cumbersome bicycle.
-5
62
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
67
💀
Tony Stark dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
67
💀
Tony Stark
has died
68
🎒
Sanji slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
69
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Jour 69 : Un pont s'effondre, isolant la moitié du groupe. Sanji doit improviser une traversée.
-17
72
🎒
Goku charges through the zombie horde with the truck. Nothing stops 20 tons at full speed.
+8
72
⚡
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
73
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Jour 73 : Un survivant blessé développe une infection grave. Usain Bolt est le dernier espoir médical.
-9
79
⚡
Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
82
💀
Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
82
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
86
⚡
Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
91
📌
📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Goku: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
92
🌍
Jour 92 : Sanji utilise le dernier désinfectant pour se nettoyer les mains après avoir mangé des chips. Priorités.
-4
97
🌍
Jour 97 : Sanji cuisine un ragoût si mauvais que même les zombies changent de direction pour l'éviter.
-5
112
💀
Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
112
💀
Sanji
has died
121
🌍
Jour 121 : Goku essaie de réparer la radio et la transforme en presse-papier de luxe.
-4
122
🌍
Jour 122 : Un incendie se déclare dans le stock de munitions. Goku doit sauver ce qui peut l'être.
+13
125
💀
Poetic Death: Goku fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
125
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Goku
has died
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