☠️
132
Days survived
286
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
237
🗺️ Km traveled
41
👑 Decisions
33
🩺 Rescues
165
🍳 Meals cooked
22
🪤 Traps built
125
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
48 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Thor was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Barry Allen and Chris Kyle had barricaded the entrances. Anna Qabale Duba was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Mark Zuckerberg rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Joe Biden... Joe Biden just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Thor wears a crown made of beer cans and sits on a pallet throne. Ridiculous, but nobody dares laugh.
+2
1
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📍 Chelsea Market. Zombies feast on... each other. Joe Biden: "The irony is not lost on me."
0
3
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Barry Allen cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
4
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Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
5
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Day 5: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Joe Biden must extract them.
+10
6
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Day 6: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Barry Allen must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
8
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Barry Allen breaks the ballista string by pulling it too hard. The weapon is unusable. Back to the stone age.
-5
10
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Joe Biden dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
10
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Joe Biden
has died
12
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Day 12: Gordon Ramsay drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
13
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Success: Anna Qabale Duba maps virus spread in real time and predicts next infection zones. Three camps evacuated in time thanks to his models.
+4
14
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Gordon Ramsay trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
16
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Anna Qabale Duba knocks over an entire shelf with the forklift. Domino effect in the warehouse.
-5
21
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Mark Zuckerberg codes a script to optimize food rations. Script crashes. Classic - it's always the dependencies.
+3
22
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Day 22: A stray dog follows Barry Allen to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
27
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
27
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
29
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Day 29: Chris Kyle eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
31
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Failure: Chris Kyle misses their target at 30 meters — a stationary zombie. The shame is worse than the bite.
+2
37
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Anna Qabale Duba recites an incantation while brandishing their sacrificial dagger. No effect. The zombies don't care.
-3
38
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Anna Qabale Duba uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
40
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Day 40: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Thor finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
40
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Mark Zuckerberg hacks an abandoned security system and gets the neighborhood cameras back online. Zombies now have their own reality show.
+3
46
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Chris Kyle grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
47
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Mark Zuckerberg shoots a pebble that ricochets off 7 surfaces before returning to hit him in the forehead.
47
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Mark Zuckerberg
has died
48
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Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
57
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Success: Chris Kyle eliminates zombies one by one from a bell tower, never revealing position. One shot, one kill. Well, re-kill.
+2
58
🌍
Day 58: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Barry Allen leads the last defense.
+13
59
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Day 59: Anna Qabale Duba snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
63
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Chris Kyle offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
64
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Chris Kyle slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
73
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Poetic Death: Chris Kyle dies in their sniper's nest, scope still to the eye. The last bullet hit its target.
73
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Chris Kyle
has died
75
🌍
Day 75: Barry Allen must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
-6
76
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Thor demands to be called 'Your Majesty' during the apocalypse. The group unanimously votes for exile. Democracy wins.
+2
77
🎒
Anna Qabale Duba's hen lays an egg every morning and the group finally has a regular source of protein.
+7
78
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Failure: Anna Qabale Duba publishes alarming report causing mass panic. The figures are correct. The way of presenting them isn't. Math without tact is dangerous.
+4
82
🌍
Day 82: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Barry Allen must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
82
🎒
Thor bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
85
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Poetic Death: Anna Qabale Duba dies contaminated in hot zone during data collection. His final epidemiological curves transmitted by radio. Sacrifice for data.
85
💀
Anna Qabale Duba
has died
89
🌍
Day 89: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Thor hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Barry Allen: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
98
🎒
Thor throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
99
🎒
Barry Allen roasts marshmallows by the campfire. A moment of pure happiness in zombie hell.
+5
102
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Thor organizes survivors into a makeshift kingdom with hierarchy, laws and chores. Plot twist: it actually works.
+2
107
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Day 107: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Barry Allen must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
111
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Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
113
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Thor refuses to retreat, claiming kings never back down. Unfortunately, zombies didn't get the memo about royal protocol.
113
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Thor
has died
115
🌍
Day 115: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Barry Allen must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
121
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Day 121: Water supplies are running low. Barry Allen must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
-8
132
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Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
132
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Barry Allen
has died
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