☠️
51
Days survived
90
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
55
🗺️ Km traveled
18
👑 Decisions
8
🩺 Rescues
47
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
56
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Jeffrey Epstein were on the wrong side. Viktor Bout spotted them from the roof of a bus. Pope Francis, Joe Biden, and Elon Musk were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Charlie Kirk, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: Viktor Bout discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
1
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Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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📍 Underground station. Zombies crowd the platform. Viktor Bout: "Mind the gap. And the teeth."
0
2
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Viktor Bout is 59 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
3
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Jeffrey Epstein turns their cage into a bunker. Ironically locks themselves inside
0
4
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Poetic death - Joe Biden dies trying to serve a subpoena to a zombie horde for 'disturbing the peace'
4
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Joe Biden
has died
6
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Day 6: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Jeffrey Epstein takes time to admire it.
+2
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Charlie Kirk screams 'I TOLD YOU SO!' while filming zombies for their blog
+4
9
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Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
9
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
13
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Viktor Bout gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+5
19
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Day 19: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Viktor Bout must find an alternative approach.
+5
21
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Charlie Kirk converts their anti-NWO bunker into a shelter... but only opens to the 'awakened'
21
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Charlie Kirk
has died
23
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Day 23: Pope Francis must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
-6
26
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Viktor Bout sets up a textbook defensive perimeter and leads the counterattack with surgical precision.
+5
29
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Poetic death - Pope Francis dies while reciting their PhD thesis on zombie anthropology
29
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Pope Francis
has died
30
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Day 30: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
31
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
36
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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
36
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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
has died
39
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
41
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Day 41: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Viktor Bout must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
42
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
42
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Elon Musk
has died
44
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Day 44: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Viktor Bout must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
45
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Day 45: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Viktor Bout chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
-7
46
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Viktor Bout follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
46
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📍 Thames riverbank. Bodies float past. Viktor Bout: "The river's always been dodgy."
0
51
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Viktor Bout falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
51
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Viktor Bout
has died
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